Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
hints that there were the bestest cookies in land out there for the taking, but Anonymiss cleverly avoided his clumsy attempts to obtain them
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
back rent, front rent and several rather large “security deposits” in his Swiss bank account.
… paid royalties for all of his past appearances on Howdy Doody (title character), Captain Kangaroo (Mr. Moose), The Ed Sulivan Show (Poco Gigio), Third Rock From The Sun (Big Giant Head), and The Powerpuff Girls (the amoeba boys). Joe also has numerous uncredited performances as a U.S. Senate doorstop.
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
food stamps and WICCA payments along with his SSDI.
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
no respect from the aforementioned Secret Service.
…. royalty payments from Rand Paul for using his plagiarism schtick.
… a lifetime achievement award of cookies for providing so much material for SLotD.
… access to the USSS’ list of top-flight hookers.
… a pony ride and some cotton candy.
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
his allowance from Barry.
…a set of crayons, a coloring book, and a warm place to stay away from the public for the duration.
…to live rent-free in the mind of Hillary Clinton.
STDs.
…a surprise when the movie he rented about the life of Kennedy’s successor because his allowance had been cut turned out to be a Mexican porno called “El BJ”
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
…new rubber bullets for his shotgun
…a tornado to visit the Wizard to see about his “brain” issue.
…a few credit cards to spend on liquor and topless dancers
… his government paycheck, delivered by a government-subsidized postal service that drove on government-funded roads, which he deposited in a government-guaranteed bank account. What exactly was shut down, again?
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got…
You to pay his dues unless you want to sing the blues,
And you know it shouldn’t come easy.
He don’t wanta shout or leap about,
He wantsta get them easy.
Forget about his past and all he borrowed,
The future won’t last,
It will soon be over tomorrow.
He don’t ask for much, he only wants your fund called Trust,
And you know it shouldn’t come easy.
And this greed he mines keep growing all the time,
And you know it shouldn’t be so easy.
Open up your wallet, be a trend setter,
Make the check out to Joe
And he will make it work out better.
(ah -)
(ah -)
(ooh-ooh)
(ah-ooh-ooh)
Got to pay his dues unless you wanna sing the blues,
And you know it don’t come easy.
You don’t have to shout or leap about,
be sure to pay them easy.
A Piece, remember a piece is how he’ll take it,
You’re within his reach
Unless you’re big enough to fake it.
He don’t ask for much, just the fund that’s called Trust,
And you know it shouldn’t come easy.
And this greed of mines keeps growing all the time,
And you know it shouldn’t come easy.
…an all expenses paid trip to a magic land where he can blast off as many shells of 00 Buck off the back porch as he’d like and shout any old stupid thing he can think of without it being national news. It’s a special place where all the minorities are clean and well spoken, people in wheelchairs can stand up, JOBS is a three letter word, and everyone can understand the Hajis at 7/11.
…free shotgun shells
…to go trick or treating around the offices of Congress. He got a lot of rocks.
…Jimmy McMillan III to agree that it wasn’t too damn high.
…Donna Brazile to do the interior decorating.
…free government cheese.
During the sequester, Joe Biden still got paid rent by the Secret Service. He also got… a Hummer from Nancy Peloci but shhhhhh….. don’t tell Jill……
…his medication despite Obamacare.
… to listen to any Obama tapes that mentioned him.
A Zillion dollar coin to pay for the electricity generated by his beeny cap.
Bikini waxed.
…the genital cuff. OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA!
(side bar – I’ve always thought of Uncle Joe as Ruprecht from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
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