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A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…
… is to taunt it by standing in front of it eating Anonymiss’s cookies.
… is to threaten it with economic sanctions, just like with, um, eh, nevermind (doesn’t seem to work).
… school lunches.
… make it read the text of the Obamacare bill. Or attend an Obama speech.
… create a government program to make it multiply.
…has been suppressed in order to protect government union jobs.
…is to vote Democrat.
…requires patients to be quarantined, therefore it will never be implemented.
…declare it endangered and have the EPA protect it.
…tax it into submission.
A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola is to kill anyone who doesn’t have it yet. You can’t get it if you’re dead, much like being on a bus.
…have Lois Lerner audit it.
. . . is to expose yourself to high altitudes for several hours, while surrounded by the warmth of hundreds of human bodies – on a commercial airliner, for example.
…have Nakoula Basseley Nakoula release a YouTube video.
. . . is to send it to the moon to be nuked.
. . . is to disguise it as a female and have Teddy Kennedy drive it home.
…You must be Fast and you must be Furious.
…is to send it to Congress for a vote.
…is to make it listen to Joe Biden
… is to become Ebola
… will not be revealed until after the election, and, depending on how things go, maybe not even then.
… to charge the ObamaCare website team with keeping it alive.
…is to increase environmental carbon dioxide levels
…is to make it a government program.
A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…
is with kindness.
have the government protect it, like Freedom.
Navy Seals.
A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…
was listed on an email sent to Lois Lerner.
A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…
starve it of Anonymiss cookies.
A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…
a sharp blow, slightly under the left elbow. If you can find it’s elbow.
doing what your mother tells you.
be alert, be observant and quarantine the hell out of Africa.
is to NOT listen the government.
is to use a fluid only available from the heads of clubbed baby seals.
blame Bush.
…is with hookers and blow, but the secret service has it all.
Feed it under the guidelines of Moochelle’s school lunch program.
…is to tax it.
is to expose it to walnuts.
…is to reach out to Muslims.
@24: According to HSEC Inst. 42200923.93, you are NOT to waste walnuts on Ebola!
A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…
… is Boooosh!
… is Gun Control.
… You have to pass it to find out what’s in it.
… is to finally finish the research into Formula 410.
… Duct tape?
…get Michael Jordan to draft it.
…a semi-withering glare from Fred Thompson.
…get it drunk and have it wake up next to a tequila worm in Keith Richards’ liver.
…have a Baptist minister make an offhand remark about it’s right to life.
… expose it to Obama.
Give it to Obama and tell him it’s the economy.
Have Obama sign an Executive Order removing “Ebola” from the dictionary.
Joe Biden said to throw up on it.
…buy a shotgun! And go out on your porch and fire it into the air.
…is with proper tire inflation. (Well, it will keep it on the road, at least.)
…was summed up by Sky Marshal Tehat Meru. “To fight the bug, we must understand the bug. We can ill afford another Klendathu.”
…is to turn it into a Senate bill and watch it die in committee.
…is with kindness.
…is to hashtag it to death.
…is to make it part of the economy.
…is to lock it in a room with Joe Biden until it can’t take it anymore and offs itself.
…is to Wewease da Kwaken!
…is to redefine it as a third trimester fetus and send it to a Planned Parenthood office.
…let’s not go on about who killed who….
…is with one executive order after another….just like our freedom.
…is late at night, while it sleeps, with a pillow.
…is to tell the Marines to do it (and stand back).
… is in the conservatory, with a derringerm.
…is with MORE EBOLA.
…read Vogon poetry to it.
…is to stop the racism!
… have the IRS send it in an email.
…make it watch ‘Gigli’
…have it be interviewed by Candy Crowley.
…Feed it to Candy Crowley
…is to drive a wooden stake through its heart. -So we’re going to need millions of microscopic stakes and tiny hammers.
…infect ebola with Lindsay Lohan.
…start a rumor that Ebola burned a Koran and let ISIS do all the work.
…with MORE COWBELL!!!
This was a hard one to judge! So many great lines.
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A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola… is to pass it in the house so that it can starve to death in Dirty Harry’s desk drawer…. along with everything else that the house passes.
…. is to make it eat “commercial” cookies, not Anonymiss goodies…
@43 Anonymiss – Thank you…
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…is to drone-strike it.