Straight Line of the Day: Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…

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Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…

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  1. … the List of Things They Can’t Mention.
    … incidents of Ebola on golf courses.
    … Statistics, of any kind, as they tend to support Truth, which is also on The List.
    … Scripture verses, unless misquoted by Libs.

  2. …the last six years.

    …that Ebola had years ago mutated into killing with handguns. In Chicago.

    …Bigfoot sightings near Pennsylvania Ave.

    …that Biden has been firing blanks off his balcony for years. With his shotgun too.

  3. Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…

    … the results from Barry’s recent spinal exam: no change – he ain’t got one.

    … the results from Joe’s recent IQ test: ditto.

    … that M’chel spends most of her time luxuriating on a throne made from the skulls of her enemies.

  4. …that last Halloween Obama gave out Obola candies, telling the children that they melt your mouth and they melt your hands and they melt your…… until they ran off screaming, and died.

    …that no ebola virus is allowed in the US until it joins the AFL-CIO or a teachers union.

    …that while Obama isn’t immune to Ebola, there are some places even a virus won’t go.

  5. …that Michelle’s unmentionables have to be stored one pair per rental storage unit.

    …that when you reach out to radical muslims you usually pull back a stump.

    …cookies!!! Cookies make you unable to tell a lie. In Washington you have to carry your cookies concealed. At least they know the first rule of no cookie for you club (You don’t tell the truth about anything). Obama still has his cookieginity.

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