Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
… the List of Things They Can’t Mention.
… incidents of Ebola on golf courses.
… Statistics, of any kind, as they tend to support Truth, which is also on The List.
… Scripture verses, unless misquoted by Libs.
…Fight Club.
…that Obama secretly wears Michelle’s unmentionables.
… anything not on The Script Provided By The White House.
… The existence of The Script Provided By The White House.
…IMAO
…Liberty Island
…Anonymiss cookies
…Ebola, payola, and Biden’s crayola
…false premise: “reporter” implies that they report on the news instead of parrot White House talking points.
… Anonymiss’ cookie recipes.
… the actual, honest to goodness AEbola Czar we already had who’s failed miserably.
Let’s try that Ebola Czar link again: http://thefederalist.com/2014/10/14/president-obama-already-has-an-ebola-czar-where-is-she/
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
everything, now that you mention it.
… anything that can make Obama or Democrats up for re-election look bad. In other news, all press conferences have been cancelled for the next three weeks.
… the war (to any German tourists).
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
are things I could tell you, but then I would be an honest reporter.
… golf, ebola, CDC, fast & furious, poll numbers, IRS, Benghazi, fundraising, EPA, ISIS, vacations, and Joe Biden. Still allowed: thoughts on the upcoming NBA and NCAA basketball seasons.
…that there’s a list of things they aren’t allowed to mention.
@14: You aren’t allowed to mention that.
@15: You aren’t allowed to mention that you aren’t allowed to mention that.
@16: You probably shouldn’t have mentioned that I’m not allowed to mention that you’re not allowed to mention that.
I didn’t expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
Obama’s IBS [Irritable Biden Syndrome]
…that BO has no testicles.
…the Biden Boys’ military classification.
…is that there are always bones of some kind left on the White House BBQ.
…that they are being earnestly joshed.
…that there are actual skeletons in the President’s closet.
…that the President’s credit card is not accepted.
…the last six years.
…that Ebola had years ago mutated into killing with handguns. In Chicago.
…Bigfoot sightings near Pennsylvania Ave.
…that Biden has been firing blanks off his balcony for years. With his shotgun too.
. . . the perfect transparency of the
Emperor’sPresident’s new clothes.…that Hillary and Bill are no longer on the Christmas Card list.
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
… anything that happens at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Period.
@20 … that Hillary could loan him one of hers and still have two left.
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
… the results from Barry’s recent spinal exam: no change – he ain’t got one.
… the results from Joe’s recent IQ test: ditto.
… that M’chel spends most of her time luxuriating on a throne made from the skulls of her enemies.
….we don’t know, the hard drive crashed.
Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…
…the astounding relationship between ebola and ebonics.
…that last Halloween Obama gave out Obola candies, telling the children that they melt your mouth and they melt your hands and they melt your…… until they ran off screaming, and died.
…that no ebola virus is allowed in the US until it joins the AFL-CIO or a teachers union.
…that while Obama isn’t immune to Ebola, there are some places even a virus won’t go.
…anything Joe Biden said. Or did. Or anything related to Biden in general.
… Voldemort Jarrett or her role in Barry (“The Boy Who Lied”) Potter’s administration.
…that Michelle’s unmentionables have to be stored one pair per rental storage unit.
…that when you reach out to radical muslims you usually pull back a stump.
…cookies!!! Cookies make you unable to tell a lie. In Washington you have to carry your cookies concealed. At least they know the first rule of no cookie for you club (You don’t tell the truth about anything). Obama still has his cookieginity.
… that Anonymiss is back 😛
I judged this line here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-even-it-has-its-limits.html
I think I jumped the gun a bit, though. The new line isn’t posted yet.
I’ll get back in the hang of things…eventually…