Vice President Joe Biden has suggested that the Obama administration may launch a retaliatory cyber strike against Russia in response to what Washington believes to be interference by Moscow in this year’s election.

In an interview with NBC’s Meet the Press on Sunday morning, Mr Biden said “we’re sending a message” to Russian President Vladimir Putin about the election-related hacking. “He’ll know it.”

“We have the capacity to do it. It will be at the time of our choosing, and under the circumstances that have the greatest impact,” he told NBC.

According to Wikileaks, the 10 most likely ways that Joe Biden will attack Russia are:

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1) Sudden reversal of all current global warming policies, leading to the inevitable collapse of the Russian fur hat industry.

2) Air-dropping over their territory the things Joe knows Russia fears most, followed by a press conference where he’ll utter the infamous words “As God as my witness, I thought moose AND squirrel could fly“.

3) Ruining their nesting-doll industry by having every third set feature Cackling Witch Hat Hillary in the center.

4) Secretly replacing the Ruble with Obama Fun Bucks

5) Putting powerful mind-control drugs into Russia’s water supply. When no one is affected, correcting the error and putting it into Russia’s vodka supply.

6) Slipping into Putin’s bedroom and putting a My Little Pony head under his sheets. Twilight Sparkle! Nooooooo!

7) Stealing all of Russia’s military secrets by tripling the manpower in our Wasilla-based observation towers.

8) Pushing through a binding UN resolution to get the name changed to the African-American Sea.

9) Sue Russia for copyright infringement over its red, white, and blue flag. Joe knows plagiarism when he sees it!

10) Institute Proton Savings Time, where all elements of the periodic table will drop one atomic number, thus converting all of Russia’s atomic bombs into useless protactinium.