from both the manufacturers of KY Jelly and Preparation H. Guaranteed to make the insertion of one’s head into one’s anus as smooth and painless as possible.
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from the Committee to Advance the Long-Term Employment Prospects of Celebrity Impersonators. The Chewbacca impersonators are apparently raking in the dough doing side-gigs as the First Lady.
… from al-Qaida. They gave a brief statement: “Through Allah’s infinite wisdom and mercy, may our young warriors spend the next 4 years milking goats while the Great Satan is destroyed from within by the dog-eating infidel. Allahu Akbar!”
…from Col. Sanders -because Republicans don’t care that America’s chickens have come home to roost and require government assistance. If Republicans had their way they would deny Poultry-Americans basic rights such as public housing -leaving them to the elements, food assistance -forcing them to fend for themselves, and socialized medicine -where they wouldn’t get the hormones and antibiotics they need.
Sarah Palin once described the Colonel’s chicken retirement plan as a ‘Death Panel’ …but who listens to Sarah Palin anyway? …And just remember, anytime a republican claims a chicken’s skin isn’t naturally golden brown, that just proves they’re racist.
…from Erinhone, king of the unicorns.
…of course he did, new democratic Chicago voters are dying all the time.
…it was written on a piece of paper that fell out of Sandy Berger’s socks and was signed…Guess Who?
…but it was intercepted.
Petco. Business just booms whenever he comes to town.
from both the manufacturers of KY Jelly and Preparation H. Guaranteed to make the insertion of one’s head into one’s anus as smooth and painless as possible.
from the International Coalition of Chinese Bankers.
from the 1 out of 5 patients who like to suffer from diarrhea.
…..from the renowned author of the classic novel “Yellow River” I.P. Freely
…..but it turned out that since the Mr. J. Stalin was in fact not buried in Chicago his being dead would keep him from voting.
…..As the Fred Phelps decided that he hates Mormons more than black people
….. and Obama said – Dammit Joe shut your pie hole, you’re my VP, you moron EVERYONE already knew you endorsed me.
written on stationery with a hammer and sickle at the top
from the underpants gnomes.
the Lollipop Guild, the Order of the Phoenix and any other fictious groups whose members ACORN could slip past the vote registrars.
…from the guy who wrote the “101 Ways to Wok Your Dog” cookbook.
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from Hugo Chavez.
from the Korean Restaurant Association.
from the Cryptozoological Society of Maryland in exchange for the opportunity to vivisect his Sasquatch.
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from Obama’s Uncle Onyango Obama and Aunt Zeituni Onyango.
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from Chris Matthews on behalf of all the executives and employees of MSNBC.
from the ghosts of Susan B. Anthony and Eleanor Roosevelt and Nancy Pelosi (yes, she has been brain dead for decades)……..
From NAMDLA, the North American Man Dog Lunch Association
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from that chick who played a chick who whored around NYC and then wrote about it.
the Mexican Cartel.
by Toxiciologists for a President Biden.
from various animal shelters who fear going back to having to euthanize so many dogs.
from the dog fur coat factory union.
from Glenn Reynold’s mom; President of the Canine Joke Writers Guild.
from a confused Vin Diesel.
by Taxidermists for a President Biden.
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from Emperor Palpatine.
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from “Astronaut Neil Young.”
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement…from the Committee to Advance the Long-Term Employment Prospects of Celebrity Impersonators. The Chewbacca impersonators are apparently raking in the dough doing side-gigs as the First Lady.
The Obama Campaign Picked Up a New Endorsement from Mitt Romney and the entire Republican party.
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The Obama campaign picked up a new endorsement…
Spanky say “Otay!”
From Absolut, because nothing goes better with communism then alcoholism.
Putin.
Wait, that’s not a joke. It’s for real: http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=142825
. . . from Disney. Meet your favorite Disney characters at the DNC – Dumbo, Dopey, and Goofy!
After watching Clint Eastwood’s speech, La-Z-Boy chairs everywhere announced, “Obama is one of us!”
…from, uh, um, hang on. … *typing* *click* ummmm… hmmm *typing* Huh. Well. … Hey is that my phone ringing?
. . . from vultures. Without roads, where would they find roadkill to eat?
by the Special Olympics bowling team.
from 3 out of 5 of Chris Matthews’ special tingles. He’s faking the other 2.
…and the tobacco companies couldn’t be happier.
from the viewer of Oprah’s new channel.
… from al-Qaida. They gave a brief statement: “Through Allah’s infinite wisdom and mercy, may our young warriors spend the next 4 years milking goats while the Great Satan is destroyed from within by the dog-eating infidel. Allahu Akbar!”
…from his local CHOOM dealer!
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from Bashar al-Assad
…from Col. Sanders -because Republicans don’t care that America’s chickens have come home to roost and require government assistance. If Republicans had their way they would deny Poultry-Americans basic rights such as public housing -leaving them to the elements, food assistance -forcing them to fend for themselves, and socialized medicine -where they wouldn’t get the hormones and antibiotics they need.
Sarah Palin once described the Colonel’s chicken retirement plan as a ‘Death Panel’ …but who listens to Sarah Palin anyway? …And just remember, anytime a republican claims a chicken’s skin isn’t naturally golden brown, that just proves they’re racist.
From a composite supporter.
Pardon. From a deceased composite voter.
from David Duke.
from Hollywood Extra #5.
. . . picked up a new endorsement deal from MAD magazine, giving them an interview entitled “Why You Really Shouldn’t Worry”.
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