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September 23, 2002
Achtung! A Few Things You Should Know About Schroeder
Gerhard Schroeder won the election yesterday. Know who also won an election in the past? Hitler. Hitler was elected in Germany. Know what country Schroeder won his election in? Germany as well. Schroeder was wearing a nice suit and tie for the occasion - just like Hitler used to wear - and combed his hair too - like Hitler. He then gave a speech - Hitler loved speeches - in German (guess what language Hitler spoke) while standing up (no wheelchair for Hitler) and, though I don't know the text of the speech (know whose speeches I also don't know the text of? That's right, Hitler!), I'm sure it was all about how he'd improve Germany, just like Hitler would promise. Schroeder also said he wouldn't help America fight Iraq. Now, who is that other person who never helped America fight Iraq? Oh yeah, Hitler! And what kind of name is Gerhard? I've never known anyone named Gerhard. I've also never known anyone named Adolph. To be fair, there are some differences between Schroeder and Hitler. Hitler had a mustache, but Schroeder, quite conspicuously, does not (almost too conspicuously, if you ask me). Also, Schroeder is not responsible for the death of millions, but, hey, the night is still young. 14 Responses To "Achtung! A Few Things You Should Know About Schroeder"
What's that ? I've never seen such a naive statement before. Right Schroeder wants peace..also Hitler wanted peace...guess what will happen ? Germans are Germans..never learn the lesson of history #2 - Posted by: Massimo on February 12, 2003 04:59 AMIf learning for you involves to see war as the best strategy to achieve peace, then you are absolutely right. Ever thought that contradicting yourself doesn't sound very intelligent. Looks like somebody needs their humor detectors tuned up. #4 - Posted by: Big Dog on October 12, 2003 04:09 PMThat was the stupidest thing i have ever heard in my life! Who thinks of that? The way someone has their hair done, and the suit they are wearing has nothing to do with the person they are. You must be gay...right? Only a gay guy would notice something like that. But my firend, if you DO turn out to be right about this whole theory you've got going on here, my sincerist apologies. #5 - Posted by: Maddy S. on October 19, 2003 06:20 PMThat was the stupidest thing i have ever heard in my life! Who thinks of that? The way someone has their hair done, and the suit they are wearing has nothing to do with the person they are. You must be gay...right? Only a gay guy would notice something like that. But my firend, if you DO turn out to be right about this whole theory you've got going on here, my sincerist apologies. #6 - Posted by: on October 19, 2003 06:20 PMWoah, dude, how does yer mind work???? lol, that was funny. Why did u waste your time posting that anyways, no one is ever going to see this web page. Jeeze, u ppl have nothing better to do. HA! Woah, dude, how does yer mind work???? lol, that was funny. Why did u waste your time posting that anyways, no one is ever going to see this web page. Jeeze, u ppl have nothing better to do. HA! fuck you, canadian pharmacy And you people are morons. Its called humor. #10 - Posted by: on December 27, 2003 12:37 PMany gay or any man interested #11 - Posted by: rasheed on March 18, 2004 06:21 AMich hoffe doch nur, dass es sich bei dem ganzen hier um ironie handelt... ansonsten wäre das so ziemlich das dümmste, was ich jemals gehört habe! mfg aus bielefeld, As a descendant of Kaiser Wilhelm ('The Kuddly Kaiser' to his friends, or just 'Big Willy Kaiz'), I'd like to take this moment to publically denounce the above posters for their remarks. U people are all idiots. Germany is a respectable and politically active country, just like the US. So what if thye had a history of Nazis, the US had a history of kicking out innocent Native AMericans. So mind your own damn business, you bastard! Gerhard Shroeder is a dedicated, caring chancellor who knows what he's doing or he wouldn't have been appointed. #14 - Posted by: on December 15, 2004 07:28 PMPost a comment
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