Rings of Peace
Did you know that the earth used to have rings? Wow, wouldn't that be cool. Frankly, I'm getting tired of the moon. It just sits there, and all we ever see is the one side. Why don't we blow it up to make some rings again? I think that's a great project for America to do. After we blow up the moon, soon everyone would see the world's wonderful new rings, and then maybe they would decide to stop disliking America and to be nice to everybody. Isn't that a happy thought? Someone send me millions and I'll get working on the demolitions.
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