Please, God, no more of this. 1,800 votes just suddenly found? Come on, what's that about? For my sanity, I need this to be over. I've been a good Catholic. I'm nice to people. I feed the homeless and shelter the hungry. I've never killed a hobo. What else do You want from me? Do I have the wrong religion, because I'll switch. I'll even try that one where you get bitten by snakes; to be honest, I've sorta suspected that was the one true faith. And I'm sorry I asked Your son to hit Reno with a bus; that was out of line, and it won't happen again. All I want is for McBride to have enough of a margin of victory that a recount isn't triggered, okay? You see, I'm one of the good ones; I understand how voting problems are just Your way to cancel out the votes of stupid people. I won't try and prevent it and instead will cherish it as great part of our democracy. So, is it now good between us? (or is that "Us"?)

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