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September 04, 2002
Frank Solution to World Hunger
Posted by Frank J. at 12:22 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)

Colin Powell ended up being heckled at Johannesburg. How dumb are these people? Don't they realize that Powell is the only person who might actually listen to their idiotic opinions instead of just turning the hose on them?

Anyway, I have my own pratical plan for solving world hunger for those who are interested. It involves another problem: endangered species. I'm always hearing how all our polution, hunting, and cutting down forests have caused so many different animals to become endangered - hell, there are so many endangered species now you can't hardly swing a dead cat without hitting one. So why don't we round up all these endangered species and feed them to the hungry; there should be plenty for everyone. Then two problems will be solved: no more hunger and no more endangered species. Everyone will be happy.

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11 Responses To "Frank Solution to World Hunger"

u r soooooooo heartless we shouild b concentrating on revivng the animals ur answer is SICK. U R A SICK MINDED PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 - Posted by: Taylor,*&*Alicia*&*Lynia on October 8, 2003 11:31 AM

Wow - that post above was penned by 3 people and it's barely legible. God save us, we are in trouble...

#2 - Posted by: Clancy on October 22, 2003 04:27 PM

Those 3 people are right!!! I would love to see CLANCY and FRANK J. waking up not knowing if they're going to eat that day or not. Every 3.6 seconds a person dies from hunger... And 74% of those are children... Next time you open your mounths, think about other people first...
www.thehungersite.com

#3 - Posted by: tito on October 29, 2003 01:07 PM

"Next time you open your mounths, think about other people first..."

Ummmm...people. I hadn't thought of that. Do you think they taste like chicken?

#4 - Posted by: RetardHater on October 31, 2003 01:59 PM

I don't know if they taste like chicken. Are you gonna figure it out? You must be one of those super nerds, that sits infront of the computer all day. You must be the creation of the USA... A member to a giant freak/geek/ fraternity, that goes to see star wars dressed up like a super nerd... You can only laugh at that in the USA. Only in the USA there are freaks like ya'll.. Giant nerds, talking about microchips and circuits and megaherts and kilobytes all day longgggggg... Wow I envy you... HAHAHA

#5 - Posted by: tito on November 4, 2003 03:00 PM

I was searching the web with my daughter looking for information on world hunger for a project at school. Your comments made me laugh, I could see the joke Frank. But my daughter who's 12 thought you were serious! It took a lot of exlaining to persuade her otherwise.Children really do take these problems we have created very seriously. There might be hope for us all yet.

#6 - Posted by: Denise on November 19, 2003 08:32 AM

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#9 - Posted by: on November 25, 2003 09:01 AM

People like tito should be shot. You insult something that is the greatest nation in the history of the world. You hate us so much? Then get the hell off our internet and stay away from eletricity, fag.

#10 - Posted by: American Pitbull on June 14, 2004 05:18 PM

Anyone who bitches about world hunger should read 'All the Trouble in the World' by PJ O'Rourke.
Most of the countries who suffer from world hunger HAVE enough foodstuffs to go around, just pissant dictators and mutant fuedal quasi-governments make it impossible for the masses to get to it. The only way to help these countries is clear out the assholes who ghettoize the citizenry. (You fucks think the poor have it bad in America? Go look at a comunist state.) Contrary to popular belief, we're not the cause of every single problem in the world, and we all know how you bleeding heart nutjobs react to our cute little enforced regime changes, so it doesn' look like you REALLY want us to be the cure.
Tito, Denise, and the 3 schmuckseteers up top, fuck you and the donkey you rode in on.

#11 - Posted by: Tommy B Rude on August 25, 2004 05:39 AM
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