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August 21, 2002
Ding Dong, the Witch Isn't Reelected
Posted by Frank J. at 05:53 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (2)

Cynthia McKinney lost the primary to... uh... well, to someone other than Cynthia Mckinney. I blame the Zionist Conspiracy and the Blogosphere for using their money and misinformation against her.

Anyone know how to make donations to those two groups?

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بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمـَنِ الرَّحِيمِ الْحَمْدُ للّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ الرَّحْمـنِ الرَّحِيمِ
مَـالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ ا ِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ اهدِنَــــا الصِّرَاطَ المُستَقِيم صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنعَمتَ عَلَيهِمْ غَيرِ المَغضُوبِ عَلَيهِمْ وَلاَ الضَّالِّينَ
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
[1] Ta-ha.
[2] We have not sent down the Qur-an to thee to be (an occasion) for thy distress,
[3] But only as an admonition to those who fear (Allah),
[4] A revelation from Him Who created the earth and the heavens on high.
[5] (Allah) Most Gracious is firmly established on the throne (of authority).
[6] To Him belongs what is in the heavens and on earth, and all between them, and all beneath the soil.
[7] If thou pronounce the word aloud, (it is no matter); For verily He knoweth what is secret and what is yet more hidden .
] If thou pronounce the word aloud, (it is no matter); For verily He knoweth what is secret and what is yet more hidden.
[8] Allah! there is no god but He! To Him belong the Most Beautiful Names
. In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
[1] Kaf, Ha, Ya, 'Ain, Sad.
[2] (This is) a recital of the Mercy of thy Lord to His servant Zakariya.
[3] Behold! he cried to his Lord in secret,
[4] Praying: "O my Lord! infirm indeed are my bones, and the hair of my head doth glisten with grey: but never am I unblest, O my Lord, in my prayer to Thee!
[5] "Now I fear (what) my relatives (and colleagues) (will do) after me: but my wife is barren: so give me an heir as from Thyself,
[6] "(One that) will (truly) represent me, and represent the posterity of Ya'qub; and make him, O my Lord! one with whom Thou art well pleased!"
[7] (His prayer was answered): "O Zakariya We give thee good news of a son: his name shall be Yahya: on none by that name have We conferred distinction before."
[8] He said: "O my Lord! how shall I have a son, when my wife is barren and I have grown quite decrepit from old age?"
[9] He said: "So (it will be): thy Lord saith, 'That is easy for Me: I did indeed create thee before, when thou hadst been nothing!'"
[10] (Zakariya) said: "O my Lord! give me a Sign." "Thy Sign," was the answer, "Shall be that thou shalt speak to no man for three nights, although thou art not dumb."
[11] So Zakariya came out to his people from his chamber: he told them by signs to celebrate Allah's praises in the morning and in the evening.
[12] (To his son came the command): "O Yahya! take hold of the Book with might": and We gave him Wisdom even as a youth.
[13] And pity (for all creatures) as from Us, and purity: he was devout,
[14] And kind to his parents, and he was not overbearing or rebellious.
15] So Peace on him the day he was born, the day that he dies, and the day that he will be raised up to life (again
[16] Relate in the Book (the story of) Maryam, when she withdrew from her family to a place in the East.
[17] She placed a screen (to screen herself) from them; then We sent to her Our angel, and he appeared before her as a man in all respects.
[18] She said: "I seek refuge from thee to (Allah) Most Gracious: (come not near) if thou dost fear Allah."
[19] He said: "Nay, I am only a Messenger from thy Lord, (to announce) to thee the gift of a holy son."
[20] She said: "How shall I have a son, seeing that no man has touched me, and I am not unchaste?"
[21] He said: "So (it will be): thy Lord saith, 'That is easy for Me: and (We wish) to appoint him as a Sign unto men and a Mercy from Us': it is matter (so) decreed."
[22] So she conceived him, and she retired with him to a remote place.
[23] And the pains of childbirth drove her to the trunk of a palm tree: she cried (in her anguish) "Ah! would that I had died before this! would that I had been a thing forgotten and out of sight!"
[24] But (a voice) cried to her from beneath the (palm-tree): "Grieve not! for thy Lord hath provided a rivulet beneath thee;
[25] "And shake towards thyself the trunk of the palm-tree; it will let fall fresh ripe dates upon thee.
[26] "So eat and drink and cool (thine) eye. And if thou dost see any man, say, 'I have vowed a fast to (Allah) Most Gracious, and this day will I enter into no talk with any human being'"
[27] At length she brought the (babe) to her people, carrying him (in her arms). They said: "O Maryam! truly an amazing thing hast thou brought!
[28] "O sister of Harun! thy father was not a man of evil, nor thy mother a woman unchaste!"
[29] But she pointed to the babe. They said: "How can we talk to one who is a child in the cradle?"
[30] He said: "I am indeed a servant of Allah: He hath given me revelation and made me a prophet;
[31] "And He hath made me blessed wheresoever I be, and hath enjoined on me Prayer and Charity as long as I live:
[32] "(He) hath made me kind to my mother, and not overbearing or miserable;
[33] "So Peace is on me the day I was born, the day that I die, and the day that I shall be raised up to life (again)!"
[34] Such (was) 'Isa the son of Maryam: (it is) a statement of truth, about which they (vainly) dispute.
[35] It is not befitting to (the majesty of) Allah that He should beget a son. Glory be to Him! when He determines a matter, He only says to it, "Be," and it is.
[36] Verily Allah is my Lord and your Lord: Him therefore serve ye: this is a way that is straight.
[37] But the sects differ among themselves: and woe to the Unbelievers because of the (coming) Judgment of a momentous Day!

[38] How plainly will they see and hear, the Day that they will appear before Us! but the unjust today are in error manifest!
[39] But warn them of the Day of Distress, when the matter will be determined: for (behold,) they are negligent and they do not believe!
[40] It is We Who will inherit the earth, and all beings thereon: to Us will they all be returned
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
163] And your God is One God: there is no god but He, Most Gracious, Most Merciful .
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
21] O ye people! Adore your Guardian-Lord, Who created you and those who came before you, that ye may have the chance to learn righteousness;
[22] Who has made the earth your couch, and the heavens your canopy; and sent down rain from the heavens; and brought forth therewith fruits for your sustenance; then set not up rivals unto Allah when ye know (the truth).
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
33] Say: The things that my Lord hath indeed forbidden are: shameful deeds, whether open or secret; sins and trespasses against truth or reason; assigning of partners to Allah, for which He hath given no authority; and saying things about Allah of which ye have no knowledge.

In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
[74] Verily he who comes to his Lord as a sinner (at Judgment), for him is Hell: therein shall he neither die nor live.
[75] But such as come to Him as Believers who have worked righteous deeds, for them are ranks exalted,
[76] Gardens of Eternity, beneath which flow rivers: they will dwell therein for aye: such is the reward of those who purify themselves (from evil).
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
110] If anyone does evil or wrongs his own soul but afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.
[111] And if anyone earns sin, he earns it against his own soul: for Allah is Full of Knowledge and Wisdom.
[112] But if any one earns a fault or a sin and throws it on to one that is innocent, he carries (on himself) (both) a falsehood and a flagrant sin.
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
[53] Say: "O my Servants who have transgressed against their souls! despair not of the Mercy of Allah: for Allah forgives all sins: for He is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful
54] "Turn ye to your Lord (in repentance) and bow to His (Will), before the Penalty comes on you: after that ye shall not be helped.
[55] "And follow the Best of (the courses) revealed to you from your Lord, before the Penalty comes on you - of a sudden while ye perceive not! -
[56] "Lest the soul should (then) say: `Ah! woe is me! in that I neglected (my Duty) towards Allah, and was but among those who mocked!'
[57] "Or (lest) it should say: 'If only Allah had guided me, I should certainly have been among the righteous!
58] "Or (lest) it should say when it (actually) sees the Penalty: 'If only I had another chance, I should certainly be among those who do good!'
[59] "(The reply will be:) 'Nay, but there came to thee My Signs, and thou didst reject them: thou wast haughty, and became one of those who reject Faith!'"
[60] On the Day of Judgment wilt thou see those who told lies against Allah; their faces will be turned black; is there not in Hell an abode for the Haughty?
[61] But Allah will deliver the righteous to their place of salvation: no evil shall touch them, nor shall they grieve.
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
133] Be quick in the race for forgiveness from your Lord, and for a Garden whose width is that (of the whole) of the heavens and of the earth, prepared for the righteous.
134] Those who spend (freely), whether in prosperity, or in adversity; who restrain anger, and pardon (all) men; for Allah loves those who do good.
[135] And those who, having done something to be ashamed of, or wronged their own souls, earnestly bring Allah to mind, and ask for forgiveness for their sins; and who can forgive sins except Allah? And are never obstinate in persisting knowingly in (the wrong) they have done.
136] For such the reward is forgiveness from their Lord, and Gardens with rivers flowing underneath; an eternal dwelling: how excellent a recompense for those who work (and strive)!
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
[190] Behold! in the creation of the heavens and the earth, and the alternation of Night and Day, there are indeed Signs for men of understanding.
[191] Men who celebrate the praises of Allah, standing, sitting, and lying down on their sides, and contemplate the (wonders of) creation in the heavens and the earth, (with the thought): "Our Lord! not for naught hast thou created (all) this! Glory to Thee! Give us salvation from the Penalty of the Fire
[192] "Our Lord! any whom Thou dost admit to the Fire, truly Thou coverest with shame, and never will wrong-doers find any helpers!
[193] "Our Lord! we have heard the call of one calling (us) to Faith, `Believe ye in the Lord', and we have believed. Our Lord! forgive us our sins, blot out from us our iniquities, and take to Thyself our souls in the company of the righteous.
194] "Our Lord! Grant us what Thou didst promise unto us through Thy Messengers, and save us from shame on the Day of Judgment; for Thou never breakest Thy promise."
[195] And their Lord hath accepted of them, and answered them: "Never will I suffer to be lost the work of any of you, be he male or female: ye are members,
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
7] Those who sustain the Throne (of Allah) and those around it sing Glory and Praise to their Lord; believe in Him; and implore forgiveness for those who believe: "Our Lord! Thy Reach is over all things, in Mercy and Knowledge. Forgive, then, those who turn in Repentance, and follow thy Path; and preserve them from the Penalty of the Blazing Fire!
[8] "And grant, our Lord! that they enter the Gardens of Eternity, which Thou hast promised to them, and to the righteous among their fathers, their wives, and their posterity! for Thou art (He), the Exalted in Might, Full of Wisdom.
[9] "And preserve them from (all) ills; and any whom Thou dost preserve from ills that Day, on them wilt Thou have bestowed Mercy indeed: and that will be truly (for them) the highest Achievement."

http://quran.al-islam.com/Index/indexe1.asp

http://www.al-sunnah.com

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