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July 23, 2002
China Thinks They Can Nuke Us
Posted by Frank J. at 06:20 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (5)

China is making missiles that can defeat missile defense, i.e., to hit America. When are these mo'fo's going to catch the beat-down? The longer we play patty cake with them, the more powerful they'll be when we finally are forced to confront them.

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THE UNITED STATES IS FAR MORE POWERFUL TTHEN CHINA,ALL OF CHINNAS FIGHTERS JETS ARE ALL PIECES OF CRAP OUR PILOTS ARE MUCH MORE BETTER TRAINED AND SMARTER,AND IF CHINA EVER TRYS TO NUKES US WE WILL LAUNCH SO MANY NUKES BACK AT THEM THEY WONT EXSIT ANYMORE

#1 - Posted by: nick on December 15, 2002 11:21 AM

If someone believes China will nuke us they need to rethink that. China has no real reason to want to nuke us. What real reason do they have for bombing us? Think about it: Is China really going to try and nuke us just to prove that they can? The answer is no. It would not be the smartest idea anyways because if they attack us then we have allies that will retalliate.

On Nick's comment I have to say this: learn English. You talk of the U.S. troops being smarter than the Chinese, but the way you said it is gramatically incorrect. If you wish to post comments at least make them legible. Instead of just saying we're smarter prove that we're smarter by writing your comments correctly. I can understand how you could make some typing errors but your comment went beyond typing errors. Nick also said that if they nuke us then "we will launch so many nukes back at them they won't exsit anymore". Don't you think that if they nuke us some of the first places they'd nuke would be where are nukes are that way we couldn't really retalliate? That would be the smartest thing to do. In some of the first attacks they'd hit the Pres. Then they would hit are major military bases basically neutralizing us.

#2 - Posted by: Crystal on March 30, 2004 02:51 PM

Crystal,

You were right, Nick really needs to learn English before posting such 3rd grade comments. But I must point out that you also made grammatical errors when you stated: "Don't you think that if they nuke us some of the first places they'd nuke would be where are nukes are that way we couldn't really retalliate?

I think you meant: "Don't you think that if they nuke us some of the first places they'd nuke would be where our nukes are, that way we couldn't really retaliate?"

Just an observation


Tom

#3 - Posted by: Tom on July 8, 2004 01:12 AM

Crystal,
I have to disagree with your comment:

Nick also said that if they nuke us then "we will launch so many nukes back at them they won't exsit anymore". Don't you think that if they nuke us some of the first places they'd nuke would be where are nukes are that way we couldn't really retalliate? That would be the smartest thing to do. In some of the first attacks they'd hit the Pres. Then they would hit are major military bases basically neutralizing us.

First off, if China ever decided to stike us, we have enough nukes on our submarines to take out the entire mainland, not to mention the nukes that we maintain in Japan and South Korea.

Secondly, even though those 22 missles can reach the US, they are not half as accurate or powerful as the ones we possess.

Thirdly, even if they get all 22 missles in the air, we have ways to stop at least some of them. On way is to shoot one of our nukes into the path of theirs, and detonate it when the two are in close proximity.

There's no way in hell the slanty-eyed bastards will ever try to nuke us...it would be a perverbrial death wish (sorry for any typos)

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