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October 15, 2002
Kick Ass New World
Another successful test of missile defense. Won't it be so cool when we finally perfect that and can hit any nuclear missile out of the sky? As long as we keep it to ourselves, there goes mutually assured destruction. We can nuke anyone we want and no one can stop us. We won't even have to use any stupid diplomacy. Hopefully, I can be president by the time we finish and start my new foreign policy plans. "Hey, China, Taiwan is it's own country, ya numbnuts. Now, you stop being commies or you'll no longer be the most populated country." "Middle East, you don't seem to be doing very well with Islam, so you're now all Unitarians. I'm not too sure what that entails, but hopefully it involves less killing. Try it out for a couple weeks and get back to me." "France, you have to rename yourself Wussland. You will be known as the Wussies. Speaking anything other than American slang or watching anything other than American blockbusters is punishable by death." "Palestinians, you now get your own country. It's called Germany. Go there now because the Israelis want to fumigate before they finish settling." Man, I can't wait until missile defense is done. It'll be like Christmas everyday. (Thanks to Bill Quick for the link.) 8 Responses To "Kick Ass New World"
Hey, I'D vote for you. Unfortunately, because of that stupid bigoted nativist clause in the Constitution, I can't run for President, otherwise I'd have you as my VP... or SecState. You seem to have the right ideas about Our Friends Over There. #1 - Posted by: Kim on October 16, 2002 10:30 AMYes, it would all be lovely and dandy until China decides that instead of launching a missile, they are instead going to pack the nuke into a suitcase and send it on its merry way. Then, kaboom. #2 - Posted by: DL on October 19, 2002 04:18 PMThis is very truly kick-ass. Missile Defense all the way. #3 - Posted by: Thomas Jefferson on October 19, 2002 11:27 PMI happen to live and work at the HOME of Strategic Ballistic Missile Defense, here in the Kwajalein Atoll, Marshall Islands. On a little known , but very strategic island where the business end of Missile Defense research resides. I no am happy with american mennie-poohs......i will take my fried rice and smack u down!!!!............communism is the way to bliss.........I LIKE PIE!!! We french dont like the german's attitudes towards america!!! we love america except for the communism there that really sux....i mean if yall werent so communist then we would help....signed the sissy french #6 - Posted by: French Sissy on November 3, 2003 12:05 PMNew World sounds great! but the palestinians have their own country--its called Jordan. #7 - Posted by: on November 14, 2003 02:35 AMjennifer aniston database brad pitt jennifer aniston news moment like this kelly clarkson kelly clarkson karaoke jennifer lopez films jennifer lopez formal dresses hollaback girl by gwen stefani gwen stefani rich girl carmen electra wedding stripping carmen electra hairstyles friends jennifer aniston free fake jennifer aniston britney spears thong pics britney spears quotes topless trish stratus gallery trish stratus mpeg britney spears in shower britney spears hair jessica simpson dessert jessica simpson hair paris hilton addresses free paris hilton viedo kelly clarkson since u been gone free pictures of kelly clarkson topless brooke burke database brooke burkes puss rich girl gwen stefani gwen stefani rich girl pornstar carmen electra carmen electra video lang it jennifer aniston fakes photos jennifer anistons hairstyles as rachel blanca francia michael jackson michael jackson because of you kelly clarkson since you been gone lyrics by kelly clarkson angelina jolie jpg angelina jolie with her son brooke burke model brooke burke horseback michael jackson as a child michael jacksons children britney spears cd britney spears in the shower jessica simpson news jessica simpson updo music video jesse mccartney beautiful soul by jesse mccartney mp3 download jennifer aniston in thong brad pitt jennifer aniston gossip trish stratus tshirt trish stratus 8k jennifer lopez hair styles jennifer lopez tickets carmen electra in fit to strip carmen electra swimsuit jennifer aniston 2001 jennifer aniston and brad pitt split angelina jolie facts hot angelina jolie pics brooke burke giving head poster of brooke burke about jennifer aniston jennifer aniston 247 paris hilton video freeloader jamie kennedy party girl paris hilton britney spears little sister britney spears wearing nothing britney spears my only wish britney spears immagini jessica simpson hair styles jessica simpson and nick lachey pictures kelly clarkson chicago kelly clarkson pamela anderson nude video pamela anderson movie clip vince mcmahon humiliates trish stratus trish stratus forced to strip bruce willis brooke burke pictures costa rico stuff magazine 2005 brooke burke christina aguilera in a thong christina aguilera new video the voice within christina aguilera christina aguilera fake poster of brooke burke brooke burke fhm scans michael jackson plastic surgery foto de michael jackson y el simio de the planet of the apes britney spears nipple slip britney spears do somethin mp3 jessica simpson haircut jessica simpson christmas jennifer lopez dancing biography of jennifer lopez in spanish jennifer aniston split reasons why jennifer aniston and brad pitt split up #8 - Posted by: jessica simpson hottest pics on May 1, 2005 01:32 PMPost a comment
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