October 19, 2002
Perhaps Grimace Got Disgruntled
There was a bombing at a McDonalds in Moscow. Though one might think terrorism, but the investigator says it could be from a rival restaurant. Apparently, someone spotted the Taco Bell Chihuahua fleeing the scene. It should be known, though, that the Taco Bell Chihuahua is a radical Islamist and fervently anti-American, so terrorism shouldn't be ruled out.
Given the long-held Islamic disdain for canines of any sort, the acceptance of the Taco Bell Chihuahua into the jihad indicates that they're truly desperate for troops.
What is possible would never have been achieved if, in this world, people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible.
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