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October 25, 2002
It's Takes a Commie to Catch a Commie?
Posted by Frank J. at 06:28 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (5)

Bush is looking for Jiang Zemin's help in disarming North Korea. I dunno if that's a good idea, since they're both Commies and thus both want what's worse for the world. Yes, North Korea is crazier and their dictator is much more funny looking, but you never trust a Red. Maybe this is just Bush's plan to get both Jiang Zemin and Kim Jong II in the same room as part of negotiations. When he has them both alone, he'll whip out two .45's, yell, "You can continue your negotiations in Commie hell!" and then empty the two guns into the surprised dictators. He'll then drop the guns, and calmly walk out of the room remarking, "I was tough, but fair." It will make a great anecdote for his autobiography.

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5 Responses To "It's Takes a Commie to Catch a Commie?"

If only we could convince him to drop all of this political crap and really start acting like we know he wants to, all the world's problems would be solved.

#1 - Posted by: Septimus on October 1, 2003 10:59 AM

... and you say this when Bush is the one that looks like a monkey?

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#3 - Posted by: The People vs. Larry Flynt on November 5, 2004 12:52 PM

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#4 - Posted by: AntientAss on December 2, 2004 03:47 PM

What is possible would never have been achieved if, in this world, people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible.

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