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October 28, 2002
Islam Means "Throw Rocks"
Hundreds of Muslim thugs clashed with police who were taking Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Ba'asyir for questioning. What's it with Islam and mindless violence? I still haven't sat down and read the Koran (didn't he fight Godzilla?), so I don't know if purposeless violence is prescribed by it, but it seems that many Muslims love to engage in actions that do nothing else than enforce the image that they are stupid and violent. Like rock throwing; you're not going to topple governments or defeat soldiers by throwing rocks, but you will let them know that your mental processes are comparable to a monkey. They took Ba'asyir from a hospital; it seems like every Muslim cleric who supports violence is either blind or ailing. Maybe it's supposed to be a sign from God, and they just don't get it: "Allah wishes us to kill all the infidels, my Muslim brothers and sisters. If I do not truly speak in His name, may He strike me down as I stand... Ahh! I'm suddenly blind... for unrelated reasons." Then I read this (the link to the story no longer seems to work, so I'm linking to its mention in Instapundit; he could use the traffic) about how Jemaah Islamiyah has plans to create an Islamic superstate including Indonesia, Australia, and parts of Asia. These guys are just completely cuckoo for cocoa puffs. We could maybe be threatened by them if they had some sense of reality, but, instead, they are completely, entirely, tinfoil hat wearing, The Nation subscribing, consuming entire cans of Crisco, Guardian editorial writer, burning monkeys at the stake for being heretics, Democratic Underground nuts. I love it how they’re just taking Ba'asyir in for questioning and you have some guy with a "We are not terrorists" sign next to people chanting "We are ready to die." Well, guess what, we are ready to kill you, so I think we can work out a deal here. 35 Responses To "Islam Means "Throw Rocks""
Tell it, Frank! Yeah! They're ready to die and we're ready to kill 'em. I love it. Oh and I see we finally discovered how to use paragraphs. Heh. :) #1 - Posted by: Rachel on October 28, 2002 05:59 PMJust for that comment, all blog posts for the day will now be thrown into one run on sentence. #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 28, 2002 09:14 PMThis whole post -- I can't believe it -- it's like buttah... I'm verklempt! Seriously, I laughed out loud. You the man. #3 - Posted by: Andrea Harris on October 28, 2002 10:55 PMI'm sending you a bill for the Mt Dew I just spat over the keyboard. And for the keyboard... #4 - Posted by: David Ross on October 30, 2002 01:00 AMif you had read the Koran you would have noticed that there is no such thing as throwing rocks. its only one of heaps of nonsences made up by the so-called muslims who cause people to misunderstand this unique religion. We are all going to die one day Rachel. It is up to him from above to judge when my brother muslim or I will die. It is not up to u or anybody else to judge. I can see you didn't understand verses from the bible.. Go over bible on more time.. And find the vers where it says what i said from above. We are all equal, but politics are what makes us hate each other.. #6 - Posted by: D'amir on April 18, 2003 01:02 AMThat is the fuckin best comment I've ever heard....on the whole Muslim subject...buddy you are fuckin hilarious #7 - Posted by: Devin on November 9, 2003 02:21 AM*looks concerned* D'amir, Darren, are you loonie? Hello, this is FRANK on IMAO...... and you're more incoherent than the World's Angriest Dog. #8 - Posted by: Sailorette on November 19, 2003 08:49 PMDarren and D'amir are probably the only people here with intelligence enough to know that thinly veiled under stupid humor, these remarks about people we never met, never had a chance to know about could die, because all we know are rumors and falsehoods spread in ignorance. If you do nothing but surf the net to laugh at stupid things without making a judgement on what is right and what is wrong, then you are just as deplorable as the whole world aready thinks the average American is. Thanks for ruining it. #9 - Posted by: on December 4, 2003 11:21 AMDarren and D'amir are probably the only people here with intelligence enough to know that thinly veiled under stupid humor, these remarks about people we never met, never had a chance to know about could die, because all we know are rumors and falsehoods spread in ignorance. If you do nothing but surf the net to laugh at stupid things without making a judgement on what is right and what is wrong, then you are just as deplorable as the whole world aready thinks the average American is. Thanks for ruining it. #10 - Posted by: on December 4, 2003 11:21 AMthis is some frigging hilarious stuff... especially that commenter without a name...... personally, i think islam is a bugger religion, but hell, im not one of them, and i dont study their book, so how would i know. #11 - Posted by: some damn terrorist on December 17, 2003 08:32 AMmmmm i wonder if frank is anti-Islam because u sure sound like one. If you are then you have shown the world that u are equal to a terrorist, because terrorist have hate and are misguided individuals. Open mindness and education can produce peace and harmony, but haters like you Frank cause wars and death, therefore adding to the problem. #12 - Posted by: Australia on January 5, 2004 04:16 AMAnd you're one to open our eyes, is that correct. If you plan on going about this then i hope your balls drop enough so that you'll leave a name atleast! Frank is great, hell man I'd rape him if i found him in a dark alley way! How bout this, I'll give you a quarter so that you can go buy a personality AND a sense of humor. Thats about what they're going for these days. *runs to the store buys the Koran and relieves herself* Ahh, i feel fity pound lighter! #13 - Posted by: Radio Active Flea on February 14, 2004 03:50 AMWhy do not I see me posts??? #14 - Posted by: Mopet on March 5, 2004 01:03 PMbbburrry #16 - Posted by: vor on March 13, 2004 09:07 AM
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