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November 01, 2002
Quiet, Arafat is Giving Us Advice
Posted by Frank J. at 06:39 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

Arafat warned the U.S. that the attack on Iraq could lead to a catastrophe in the Middle East. I think the proper response to that should be to empty a semi-automatic handgun into his chest and sneer, "Thanks for the opinion."

Why is that man still alive?

Hell, why are lots of Palestinians still alive? The U.S. should finally stick up for Israel and allow them to go door-to-door killing all the Palestinians that they think give off a “terrorist vibe.” Some may say that's genocide, to which the U.S. would respond, "No it isn't, because we told Israel they have to leave some alive."

Okay, I admit it. I'm not blood-hungry. I don't want to murder all the Palestinians; maybe just 80%... 85% tops. I hope you all will still respect me as a blogger.

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10 Responses To "Quiet, Arafat is Giving Us Advice"

Well, you did promise to leave some alive.. so as long as you don't go Frenchie on us I think the respect is still there.

#1 - Posted by: Joshua Ferguson on November 1, 2002 06:55 PM

85% tops? Wishy-washy weenie. I'm taking back my vote.

#2 - Posted by: Paul on November 2, 2002 04:31 PM

Hey! I have a suggestion!

Why don't I take out the last 15%? That way you won't have killed all of 'em, and I get to look even better when I accept the Nobel Peace Prize?

#3 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on November 2, 2002 11:10 PM

Why should we further support Israel when we already make a huge pay out in troops, intelligence, supplies, support, money, and various other aid. Israel is 1000x more prepared to murder and pillage Palestine, so shouldn't we help the underdog, if the "overdog" can't do it on their own?
Or do they need someone to do it for them, so they still look like victims? Hey, how about we give Palenstine back to the people who had it from the beginning, or maybe we should just start up a state here in the US, right in place of California. Call it Israel II, displace everyone there, and fund Israel to kill all Californians who are now in their new homeland? Good CALL!!! What did Palestine ever do but try to protect their land, their people and their own way of life? Israel is a bully in need of US muscle and someone to do their dirty work. Go Genocide!

#4 - Posted by: Xianfara on December 4, 2003 10:57 AM

Hey, Xianfara: it's called a "joke." Catch a clue, and quit spewing your anti-Israel propaganda here.

#5 - Posted by: Big Dog on December 28, 2003 08:39 PM

Xianfara...shame is in the Arafat who would not absorb and help his displaced countrymen. Instead they were left in refuge camps for generations and told the only way out is to take back land and kill Jews.

#6 - Posted by: nickyboy on December 30, 2003 10:12 AM

"Hey, how about we give Palenstine back to the people who had it from the beginning."

This has already been done :p - it is now again populated by Jews - the Arabs are as far as I know not the origin population of this area...

The Arabs have a lot of countries - and the Jews have now their land back - where is the problem ???

California isn't mentioned in the Bible and was never part of any Jewish kingdom ...
But we can give the Sahara desert to the Palestinians ;)

#7 - Posted by: Dagobert on March 7, 2004 11:13 PM

What is possible would never have been achieved if, in this world, people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible.

#9 - Posted by: fleshlight on December 8, 2004 06:14 AM

celebrex

#10 - Posted by: celebrex on December 17, 2004 02:46 PM
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