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November 14, 2002
No Oil for You!
The Bush administration has decided to suspend oil shipments to the North Koreans until they dismantle their nuclear weapons program. They already have like no food, but now they won't even be able to drive to McDonalds when they get hungry. We should post our troops all along the North Korean border so they can stand there and point and laugh at the stupid, starving, oil-less Commies. South Korea and Japan don't want the shipments to be stopped because they want to appease North Korea and not make them mad. Man, it's like all nations other that the U.S. are either violent and evil or whiny little pansy. What America really needs to do to keep its standing in the world is bomb the crap out of a nation that is usually considered an ally. This will drive home the point that, as scary as some nations are out there, we're much scarier and we will hurt you. Don't appease them; appease us. 41 Responses To "No Oil for You!"
"We should post our troops all along the North Korean border so they can stand there and point and laugh at the stupid, starving, oil-less Commies" Isn't that what they're doing now? #1 - Posted by: Ken Summers on November 14, 2002 09:00 AMCan't we just bomb France? I mean, even if it doesn't get the point across, we still win by not having France to deal with anymore. #2 - Posted by: michele on November 14, 2002 09:05 AMNow you're talking, Michele! Someone once called the French "cheese eating surrender monkeys." I think it's an appropriate name and the world would be better off without them. #3 - Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on November 14, 2002 10:03 PMI'm half american and half Korean, and it makes me sick to my stomach that the South Koreans are little ass bitches. They need to let Bush stomp some fucking commie gook heads (hey I'm Korean, I can say it.) By the way Frank J. I'm a new reader, I got onto your site from a link from the Empire of Man, and I have to say you are one funny ass mutha. Your articles are funny, but true. Keep up the great work! I think thats enough nut riding for today. I'm OUT!!! #4 - Posted by: General George on November 14, 2002 10:22 PMDon't be so hasty to attack France. As it turns out, they're cooperating with us on this one, according to ScrappleFace. #5 - Posted by: Scott Ott on November 14, 2002 10:33 PMDamn you, Scott Ott, trying to one-up me again! George, I don't know what it means to be half-American, but you sound all-American to me. #6 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 14, 2002 10:56 PMI meant my popz is white and my momz is Korean. Just bad wording on my part, but you are absolutely right.....I'M ALL AMERICAN BABY! #7 - Posted by: General George on November 14, 2002 11:06 PMGeorge, be sure to check out The Emperor's Place also. You sound like you might have a place in the Empire. #8 - Posted by: Ken Summers on November 15, 2002 09:42 AMAha! Do not bother yourself with seeking the Empire. Sooner or later the Empire will find YOU! General George: Report to your nearest Imperial Barracks ASAP. We've got a citizenship and a commission with the Imperial Anti-Idiotarian Stormtroopers waiting for you! #9 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on November 15, 2002 05:29 PMI'll visit all of your great sites. #10 - Posted by: General George on November 15, 2002 05:56 PMLet's make an example out of Canada first. It takes less fuel to fly bombers there. We can bomb the French next. #11 - Posted by: Acidman on November 16, 2002 08:16 PMAhhhh... Quebec! Thank God, I hardly knew thee! #13 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on November 17, 2002 02:07 PMWhy doesn't America bomb the fuck out of the whole word and get it over with ... cause then your desire to kill will mean you will have to kill Americans. and you will do it. and wouldn't that be a treat! oh, i'm sorry, you already do kill each other on a daily basis. my thanks to the beltway sniper for all the laughs. one suggestion though for the future, don't kill american adults, kill the children so they won't breed. #14 - Posted by: glenn in canada on November 20, 2002 07:06 PMPoor Glen, he doesn't realize the US doesn't want to bomb Canada because their women can get their pants or skirts off faster than you can blink an eye. I have personaly banged most of his female relatives, my brother banged the rest of them. I suggest we clamp one of those satelite guidance systems to his very small nads and bomb France with him. We could guide the Eifel Tower right up his girly ass. Because it wouldn't be the first time there was shit on the streets of Paris we would still need to use regular explosives to blow the shit out of everything. for the benefit of the world. #15 - Posted by: CapnKen on February 1, 2003 08:43 PMi am a vietnamese canadian, and my partner is an east indian named stink. any way, please don't bomb us #16 - Posted by: peter on February 13, 2003 04:41 PMhey i know peter and stink, don't bomb them they are nice #17 - Posted by: paul on February 13, 2003 04:44 PMi almost forgot please don't bomb me either #18 - Posted by: paul on February 13, 2003 04:47 PMPeter's real name is Brent. BTW, he's just a little bitter cause he got shanked by a bunch of FOB Vietnamese gangsters not too long ago. He still has the scab puss to prove it. Poor guy, a scar the size of the San Andreas Fault on one side and a gynecomastia disorder giving him the Rockies on the other. This guy's got breats that would make a lapdancer jealous. so in short, listen to your heart, don't bomb Canada. We're the John Oates to your Darryl Hall. We give you trees for lumber, maple syrup, blue-eyed blonde Arian-poster-girls and we'll get your back (.....waaaaay back) in any fight. Love Canada. Just to let all you girls out there know, Paul is really good looking ; ) #19 - Posted by: Mary on February 13, 2003 06:19 PMHi this is Brent it is true about my disorders, I don't really know how to make it in society with the way my breasts are shaped, I have noticed that Paul (A really good friend, and a really good looking guy) only looks at my breast when we interact in conversation, he is Canadian and so am I. I leave this to the readers, should Paul and I bring up these issues before the bombing starts #20 - Posted by: stink on February 13, 2003 07:20 PMThis is Paul and I would have gotten laid at the club on the weekend if I wasn't so drunk. #21 - Posted by: Paul on February 13, 2003 07:46 PMi am looking to recruit people into my underground movement, its called (whispering) stink club. don't bathe don t wash your clothes or your bed. go to the gym, twice/day rollerblade and run as much as you can to increase the reek. when you smell others as bad as you whisper stink club to them, be a part of some thing great be some one. #22 - Posted by: stink on February 13, 2003 08:38 PMjoin my club-- burn club, its where you get burnt by chicks at the bar every weekend. here s the best two excuse to use for this problem, 1 i wasn't drunk enough to talk well. 2 i was too drunk to talk well #23 - Posted by: paul on February 13, 2003 08:41 PMWait a minute, I'm getting confused. I thought going without bathing for a long time was part of the plan to infiltrate France and steal all the stinky cheese. #24 - Posted by: on February 13, 2003 10:15 PMWhere did my cheese sandwich go? Oh there it is. YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS! #25 - Posted by: The French on February 17, 2003 06:10 PMI like baginas! #26 - Posted by: on February 17, 2003 06:11 PMMy cathetor and colostomy bags are full! #27 - Posted by: on February 17, 2003 06:20 PMBrent again,to my readers I have talked to my really good looking friend Paul, we got together on monday and compared body types in the nude paul has a shorter but fuller stump I on the other hand have a long but really thin package, Paul seems to think that my package is shaped very much like my breats I believe that my breats are fuller, should I allow Paul (the really good looking guy), Word of note to the readers don't take steroids or you might some day look like me, I thought because of my unusual body type I would fix it by taking steriods but instead it got worse #28 - Posted by: brent on February 17, 2003 06:21 PMhe who has floppy tits knows all #29 - Posted by: brent on February 18, 2003 05:16 PMTHE WORLD NEEDS A POLICEMAN! and I for one (Being British) would like to see those filthy communist heathens to be crushed. Every time there is a policeman, there is stability. I.e. The Roman Empire, (no main power in medeival times hence total war) The British Empire, and now the Americans. #30 - Posted by: Churchill on February 18, 2003 07:29 PMU Churchill a a british island monkey like your Tony Blair bastard! U are european traitors. sturm, i still have not heard you explain what the prize is in your gewinnspiel butt plug game!!! #32 - Posted by: Raze Versailles on March 5, 2003 08:39 PMStill alive... "Passer pour un idiot aux yeux d'un imbécile est une volupté de fin gourmet" - Courteline "Les Etats-Unis sont le seul pays à avoir connu la barbarie et la décadence sans passer par la civilisation" -George Bernard Shaw Switzerland - Confederation Day August 1 How superior you europeans and canadians are! You're militaries suck! You could be invaded by a troop of boyscouts armed with BB guns, you produce 10% of the worlds food (America producing 75%) you're IQ's and Morals are lower than Americans, you're freedoms taken, and you're government controlling you're life, how inferior I feel! America apologizes for ever thinking we where superior! #36 - Posted by: UZI4U on October 6, 2003 01:44 AMlobve truth love freedom love your neighbours EMPIRE ??? EMPEROR ??? What is possible would never have been achieved if, in this world, people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible. #41 - Posted by: fleshlight on December 8, 2004 06:25 AMPost a comment
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