About IMAO



Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!


Buy funniest book ever!





IMAO Podcasts
IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter

Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!

About IMAO
Then conquer we must, for our cause is just, 
And this be our motto--'In God is our trust.' 
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave 
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.


If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK.

About Frank J.

Bloggers:
Frank J.
Harvey
RightWingDuck
Cadet Happy
spacemonkey
Laurence Simon
SarahK

Popular Categories
Fred Thompson Facts
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
lolterizt
IMAO Condensed
Know Thy Enemy
Editorials
Frank the Artist
In My World
Other Content
Ode to Violence
Brief Histories
IMAO Audio Bits


Read the Essay
Own the Shirt
Peace Gallery
Search IMAO
Google
Web www.imao.us
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds

"Unfunny treasonous ronin!"
-Lou Tulio*

"You, sir, are a natural born killer."
-E. Harrington

"You'll never get my job! Never!!!"
-Jonah Goldberg

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO."
-No One of Consequence

"A blogger with a sense of humor."
-Some Woman on MSNBC
Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQ
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Blackfive
Captain's Quarters
Classical Values
Conservative Grapevine
The Corner
The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!)
Dave in Texas
Eject! Eject! Eject!
Electric Venom
Hot Air
Puppy Blender
La Shawn Barber's Corner
Michelle Malkin
Pereiraville
Protein Wisdom
Rachel Lucas
Right Wing News
Scrappleface
Serenity's Journal
Townhall Blog

IMAO Blogroll
Bad Example
Cadet Happy
The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles
mountaineer musings
Right Wing Duck
SarahK & Cadet Happy snark TV
This Blog Is Full of Crap

Fred Thompson Links
Fred File
Blogs for Fred
Fred Thompson Facts
Awards



 

November 15, 2002
There Are Many Dumbasses in Florida... in Other Counties than Brevard
Posted by Frank J. at 11:32 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

I had commented on this trial earlier, and now the results are in: the gun is 5% liable, the owner of the gun who it was stolen from is liable, the school board is liable, and the punk kid who murdered the teacher is not liable. If some other punk kid hears this decision and tries to commit murder, how liable will this jury be? I say we take all those jury member and lock them in a room with a bunch of armed, un-liable punk kids. (Thanks to Right Wing News for the link)

Rating: 0.9/5 (5 votes cast)

Email This | Add to del.icio.us | Digg this | StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
9 Responses To "There Are Many Dumbasses in Florida... in Other Counties than Brevard"

We already knew about the ones in Palm Beach County. Remember the butterfly ballot, etc?

#1 - Posted by: Doug Murray on November 15, 2002 01:15 PM

Actually, there's a even more revolting twist. The gun owner doesn't have to pay their percentage, and the school board doesn't have to pay their percentage--the court suspended their payments. Only the distributor of the gun has to pay. Yes, the distributor--the gun manufacturer went bankrupt years ago, so they just decided to sue the distributor instead.
As Robert Crumb once said, "The whole goddamn fucking world has gone to shit."

#2 - Posted by: Toren on November 15, 2002 07:24 PM

What is it with FLORIDA????
Seems like everytime there's some weird-ass ruling it's in Fla! It's getting to the point that I hear something like that and say under my breath "Florida". Then I find out it IS there. I know Cali is weird as hell, but now Florida's getting there.
There was a story here in Houston where a woman and her son were hiding out here because her ex-husband, who had done time for MOLESTING HIS SON had been given visitation rights when he got out of prison. Not only that, the judge ordered her to make the boy visit, or else she'd lose custody- because, of course, "the father's done his time"!! Where was all this from? Florida!!
I don't know, maybe the media's focusing there because of 2000...

#3 - Posted by: Lori on November 15, 2002 07:37 PM

This should be overturned on Appeal, but the fact that it made it this far shows how fucked up our society is.

How is the punk kid not liable? Jeezus....

#4 - Posted by: Joshua Ferguson on November 16, 2002 12:36 AM

Lori, let's not say anything we can't take back. The idiocy is mainly isolated to a few counties, unlike California where it has become quite prevasive through out. Also, we have a conservative-Republican governor, right to carry laws, and no state income tax. Florida is still a nice place to live... except for the occasional act of God.

#5 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 16, 2002 11:42 PM

Actually, Miss. & Alabama are also playing lawsuit lottery, closing businesses and forcing out health care. It's a death spiral where the attorneys contribute to Dems, who let them get away with it, so they win more money, to elect more Dems, etc.
The jurors seem o look at it like shoplifting from a chain store..."They can afford it".
Then they bitch when the local drug store closes.
Tort Reform & Good Judges Now!

#6 - Posted by: Noel on November 17, 2002 11:35 AM

"How is the punk kid not liable? Jeezus...."

The gun made him do it, that's how.

Jeeeez, don't any of you know ANYTHING?

#7 - Posted by: on March 4, 2003 09:32 AM

human vandals suck

#8 - Posted by: Human Vandalism Sabotage on November 12, 2004 05:14 PM

What is possible would never have been achieved if, in this world, people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible.

#9 - Posted by: fleshlight on December 8, 2004 06:53 AM
Post a comment




Remember me?

(You may use HTML tags for style)

 

Buy IMAO T-Shirts


IMAO T-Shirts

The IMAO T-Shirt Babe
(winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!!
Yay! Books!





Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24
American Idol
Aqua-Adventures
Barackalypse Now
Best of IMAO 2002
Best of IMAO 2006
Bite-Sized Wisdom
Editorials
Election 2008
Filthy Lies
Frank Answers
Frank Discussions
Frank on Guns
Frank Reads the Bible
Frank the Artist
Fred Thompson Facts
Friday Cat-Blogging
Fun Trivia
Hellbender
Hellbender Take Two
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Humor
I Hate Frank
If I Were President
ignis fatuous
IMAO Condensed
IMAO Exclusives
IMAO for the Non-Deaf
IMAO Reviews
IMAO Think Tank
In My World
In My World - Fan Fiction
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
Know Thy Enemy
lolterizt
Michael Moore
Mitt Romney Ads
News Round-Up
Newsish Fakery
No, McCain't
Our Military
Permalink Contest
Precision Guided Humor Assignments
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul
Ronin Profiles
Ronin Thought of the Day
SarahK's TV stuff
Scary Evil Monkey
Simpsons Trivia
Songs & Poems
State of the Frank Report
Superego
Totally True Tidbits
WEsistance Is Facile
Why Me Laugh?
Yvonne's Ashes
By Month
December 2008
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
March 1933