Serial whiny bitch Daschle says he's been getting threats because people are saying mean things about him. Rush Limbaugh and others in talk radio have been pointing out what a slimy weasel Daschle is, and he claims this lead to threats against him and his family - though he wouldn't elaborate. So let’s never criticize Daschle about his politics again, because he may get scared and cry, okay? Seriously, my guess is that it's from other Democrats upset about the losses, but what would a threat from a Democrat sound like? "Resign now or I'll slap you silly!" Then again, which of you aren’t thinking of punching Daschle right now? Be honest. That’s right; after hearing him whine like this, about everyone wants to smack him. It’s just a natural, human response.

The Democrats are such a bunch of peacenik complainers that I don't know how any man could ever admit to being one. Actually, the way things are going, I bet by the end of this decade it will be more insulting to one's manhood to imply they’re a Democrat than to imply they're gay. At school, one kid will call another kid a "Kennedy voter" and a fight will break out. People will say in hushed whispers, "I think Steve may be... uh... how do I put this... 'friends with the donkeys'... not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Democrats just better not start asking for special rights.

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