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November 24, 2002
If They Really Want to Help Stop Terrorism, Why Won't They Let Us Kill Them?
You've probably heard about how Princess Haifa al-Faisal may have helped finance the Sept. 11th terrorists. While most seem to believe she didn't do it knowingly, Suadi Arabia has not been known to be forthcoming about their monetary support of terrorists. This is why I suggest we finally change our "Don't Kill Saudis" policy to a "Kill Lot's of Saudis" policy. Now, I'm not talking about having a war with Saudi Arabia, of course, but I am suggesting that maybe we should send out an "investagatory" barrage of cruise missiles at them. Perhaps that will turn up some new information, but we can also try an "inquisitive" seizure of their oil fields and have a series of "fact-finding" assassination of Saudi princes. The Saudis say they are eager to help with our fight against terrorism, so I'm sure they'll die quickly without much fuss. 8 Responses To "If They Really Want to Help Stop Terrorism, Why Won't They Let Us Kill Them?"
As much as I am convinced that the Saudi government had a direct role in 9/11, I smell a rat in this story. As I understand it, Prince Bandar (the man usually linked to Princess Haifa in news reports about this) represents the Pro-Western faction (such as it is) of the Saudi govt. He is a cagey guy, and I don't think he 1) is stupid enough to send checks in the Princess's name to terrorists, and 2) would have had anything to gain from 9/11. #1 - Posted by: Roberto on November 25, 2002 08:40 AMMaybe she had to pay the medical bills after she pushed them down the stairs. #2 - Posted by: Noel on November 27, 2002 02:53 AMAmen brother! I will be very happy when I see a lot of bloody turbans scattered in the sands of Arabia. God Bless America #3 - Posted by: george orr on January 30, 2003 08:29 PMHonestly, I can't understand the stupidity. Just can't. Turbans are generally worn only during special occassions of VARIOUS religions, as well as the Sikh religion in India. First, get the propaganda out of your head and figure out what the Saudi's have done to you but provide you with enough fuel to run your damned SUVS...Funding terrorists, or funding underdogs like palestine who fight back to preserve house and home from super funded people like Israel who have the nuclear bomb. Does Palestine? NO.Also, maybe if the US didn't have people who made comments like George Orr, then they wouldn't want to fund terror. But bloody turbans are really smart. Really. George. May someone wish the same thing of all those little baseball caps where you live. Don't like it? Neither would a Saudi mom... Animal. #4 - Posted by: Xianfara on December 4, 2003 11:14 AMI AGREE ALTHOUGH THE THOIUGHT OF BLOODY TURBANS IS AMUSING IT IS A TERRIBLE STEROTYPE MANY COUNTRIES HAVE RETARDED TURBANS AS WELL SO U SHOULDNT POINT THAT OUT #5 - Posted by: rAAR on April 21, 2004 11:00 AMI hate to agree with the lefty above (especially on anything that would preclude us from nuking the GD Arabs into dust!) but the proper term to use would have been "bloody towels". shut the fuk up, dont be rascist fags, u ppl suck. #7 - Posted by: OMI RULEz on September 10, 2004 07:40 PMWhat is possible would never have been achieved if, in this world, people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible. #8 - Posted by: fleshlight on December 8, 2004 05:31 AMPost a comment
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