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November 26, 2002
Let's Just Say I've Had Better Sodas
While the Vanilla Coke made sense to me, I couldn't really see the point of combining berry flavors and Pepsi as they supposedly did for Pepsi Blue. Still, I consumed (most of) a 20 oz. bottle and was thus inspired to try out my marketing skills by coming up with some slogans for it: "Disgusting... with a refreshing kick!" "It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is vomiting." "Ever wonder why no one made a blue soda before? Now you know." "Not to be taken internally." "Four out of five people chose it over Windex in a blind taste test." "The taste that will make you envy the dead." "Might as well drink it all since disposal down the drain violates EPA regulations." "We don't know how this got through marketing either." "Diet version is not available due to classification as a chemical weapon." "One sip and you'll know there is no God." 44 Responses To "Let's Just Say I've Had Better Sodas"
Sadly.. 'those who think young' are proving they can't think by still drinking that crap. My 8-year old neighbor convinces her mom to buy it by the case. gah. She gave one to me and I was forced to violate EPA regulations or die. #1 - Posted by: Joshua Ferguson on November 26, 2002 08:49 AMI would never by blue soda for my kids. It just seems so...wrong. Besides, anything carbonated is evil. #2 - Posted by: michele on November 26, 2002 09:04 AMPepsi's marketing vision has always been about as sharp as Mr. Magoo's. Anyone remember Pepsi Clear? I rest my case. #4 - Posted by: mtpolitics on November 26, 2002 09:49 AMLet's not forget "New Coke"..... #5 - Posted by: Sheila on November 26, 2002 01:29 PMI've been trying to do just that for YEARS, Sheila, but every time I'm close to succeeding, somebody brings it up again! #6 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on November 26, 2002 02:24 PMWhat about Pepsi ONE? It's appropriately named, I think. One is all you're ever gonna drink. I couldn't even drink an entire can. #7 - Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on November 26, 2002 07:02 PMMix equal parts of Pepsi Blue and Red Fusion, and you get something that looks, and tastes, like Dr. Purple! #8 - Posted by: CGeib on November 28, 2002 06:10 PMYou are all crazy. Pepsi Blue is not bad. Granted its not great I do like it. Clear pepsi was awesome! I only wish they would bring it back with the same formula they used the first release. Pepsi Kona was the worst ever! does anyone remember Pepsi AM or even Josta? Josta was the best soda ever created right next to surge. Or what was that? Tropical breeze Pepsi? Yuck! #9 - Posted by: mike on February 21, 2003 01:02 AMMike. You are a freak. #10 - Posted by: Ahabdelta on March 3, 2003 03:08 AMlate august, pepsi vanilla is coming out. it's such a copy! coke rocks! pepsi sucks! "Diet version is not available due to classification as a chemical weapon." LMAO that was funny,,, Side note, ALL SODAS ARE EVIL, Mike, You're a freak. #12 - Posted by: UZI4U on October 5, 2003 06:08 PMHe called us "folks". Everyone get the kid. #13 - Posted by: Jim V. on October 12, 2003 07:57 PMI thought Pepsi Blue was decent. But then, I liked Pepsi Clear, and Pepsi One is infinitely better than any diet cola. Vanilla Pepsi is okay, but I'd rather have a cream soda. As for Coke v. Pepsi, I usually prefer Coke, but sometimes I get a taste for a Pepsi. Problem is, I must have drank too much rum & Pepsi in college, because now I can't taste Pepsi without thinking it tastes like there's rum in it! #14 - Posted by: Dave on October 16, 2003 01:09 PMI think that in the whole Pepsi Vs. Coke, Pepsi wins. when I taste Vanilla coke, It leaves this nasty sticky feeling to my mouth. and it lasts for hours. When i taste Pepsi Vanilla, it's crisp, fresh, and it always tastes cold (unlike coke, it always tastes warm). #15 - Posted by: Jimmy on January 31, 2004 07:40 PMI'm angry with Pepsi because they discontinued the production of Josta to make Pepsi one...and we all know how successful that crap was. Josta was friggin awesome and 1 can had more caffine than about 6 cups of coffee. Maybe I was just addicted? #16 - Posted by: Sloofus on February 11, 2004 10:06 AMThis is why I only drink seltzer. Actually, only us Jews call it that. The rest of 'em call it "club soda". #17 - Posted by: Adam on February 22, 2004 10:56 PMWhy do not I see me posts??? #18 - Posted by: Mopet on March 5, 2004 02:02 PMArchitectural & Garden Architectural & Garden For all your Au Pair needs go to Great Au Pair #21 - Posted by: Aupairs & Nannies Available on March 9, 2004 06:34 PMbbburrry #22 - Posted by: vor on March 13, 2004 09:16 AM
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