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December 03, 2002
If They're Not Evil, Then Why Are They Foreign?
Attorneys for Guantanamo Bay detainees are arguing to a federal appeals court that foreigners captured in the war on terrorism have rights. That's crazy. I don't know what people are worried about, anyway. They say that, without a trial, how can you be sure they're terrorists? That may be true, but no one is disputing the fact that they are foreigners. As we all know, foreigners are stupid and often evil; that's why God put them in other countries than America. While it may be true that sometimes by accident good people end up being born in other countries - especially if God was drinking the night before (it's you atheists that drive Him to drink) - any decent person would then come to America the first chance they have. But where did these alleged not-terrorists go (foreigners are guilty until proven innocent)? They went to Afghanistan. That's crazy. I think that proves beyond any reasonable doubt that these people are the bad kind of foreigners and thus should be locked away in Cuba where they can only harm Communists. That makes God happy... when He's sober. NOTE: All countries with IMAO readers are excluded from those that are stupid and evil. 13 Responses To "If They're Not Evil, Then Why Are They Foreign?"
This all begs the question: What Would God Drink? #1 - Posted by: michele on December 3, 2002 08:51 AMGuinness and Wild Turkey (although not mixed together). Are there any other beverages worth drinking? I don't know. I can see God throwing back a Black & Tan. #3 - Posted by: michele on December 3, 2002 10:53 AMAll's I know is Jesus drank Zima, to take away the sin of the world. #4 - Posted by: Anna on December 3, 2002 01:04 PMI don't know what brown liquors He would consume, but I am quite certain God drinks Guiness. Anna, What Would God Drink? Depends on the circumstances. After destroying Sodom & Gomorrah, I would imagine a beer-and-a-shot -- the drink that truly satisfies after a day's good work. Most days, I would guess at a good single-malt Scotch (uisge beathe, "water of life"), or else Harp Ale (duh!). Of course, if there were any justice, God would drink the blood of liberals and anti-gunners, but that's expecting a bit much, even for God. Anyway, as an atheist, this whole conversation is just a tad unsettling... #6 - Posted by: Kim du Toit on December 3, 2002 07:23 PMAfter Sodom and Gommorah he probably drank a margarita...Lot's wife provided the salt. #7 - Posted by: Laura on December 3, 2002 08:52 PMHe would drive a Jeepus Chrysler and drink water...which would then turn into wine. #8 - Posted by: Noel on December 4, 2002 01:13 AMLast time I was with him he was knocking back the scotch, but he may have changed his preference...! #9 - Posted by: Rich...! on December 4, 2002 02:20 AMI'd say "whatever He damn well pleases!" #10 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on December 5, 2002 10:31 AMBuy www.i-directv.net this it is a wonderful addition to anyones home entertainment system. #11 - Posted by: click here on May 27, 2004 07:55 PMWhat is possible would never have been achieved if, in this world, people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible. #13 - Posted by: fleshlight on December 8, 2004 05:38 AMPost a comment
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