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January 08, 2003
"I Will Fight to the Last Ionized Particle!"
The Drudge Report is reporting that Iraq has released a statement saying that Saddam will not leave and country and will "fight to the last drop of blood." It's hard to understand what he means, though, as current munitions in use by the U.S. military would actually reduce Saddam to a fine red mist, not leaving any "drops" whatsoever. 7 Responses To ""I Will Fight to the Last Ionized Particle!""
Silly, he doesn't mean HIS blood. God, I hope we see Mussolini-like photos of him, strung up on a lamp post, up-side down and riddled with bullets. A "mist-y" fate would be some how, well like a lite beer when I'm thinking a Fat Tire Red Amber Ale. MM #1 - Posted by: MM on January 8, 2003 01:11 PMThe only blood that Saddam will leave behind, is blood that is left on one of his old Maxi-pads. #2 - Posted by: General George on January 8, 2003 02:49 PMWhen I read about the ricin poison wielding terrorists grabbed in London I had the sickest knee-jerk response of regret... a crime prevented doesn't even crowd into the bleeding-left front pages or nightly "news" so I found myself wishing for the pain of a tradgedy so that somebody would care enough to even notice. So the inevitable will wait to another day because Syria-Iraq-Iran-SaudiArabia-etc continue to fund Al-Queda and the Left continues to pretend there are no terrorists and that Israel and the USA are generating their own tradgedies by being insensitive.... Going into Iraq would at least allow documentation and proof of Saddam's support for terrorism. Proof I'd like to see Ari Fleischer roll up and cram into the nether regions of Helen Thomas. http://www.juangato.com/blog/003094.php#003094 I had something vile to add, but I can't top the Ari-Helen Thomas line. Kudos to you, sir. #4 - Posted by: Joshua Martin on January 8, 2003 10:40 PMOh my God, you musta seen Helen crying big croc tears, for all the innocent Iraqis that are going to be blown up, at the press conference the other day. My eyes were bleeding at the restraint that Ari was showing her. In my fondest dreams, Rummy comes out from behind that curtain, bristling with some enormous weapon, like the one Jim Carry has in "The Mask" and says, "Helen, we've only let you live this long outta some kind of wierd respect for your profession, but you've tried our patience for THELASTFUCKINGTIME." Than the camera pulls back fom Rummy letting loose and pans over to the smoldering chair where the gasbag was sitting. #5 - Posted by: MM on January 9, 2003 03:31 PMFuck you, canadian pharmacy #6 - Posted by: on December 20, 2003 08:01 PMPost a comment
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