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January 12, 2003
Double-Action Entendres
I think designing firearms would be an awesome job to have. Almost as fun would be coming up with cool names for said firearms. I love the double entendre names for guns that mean one thing by themselves, but something entirely different when applied to a firearm. Name like Peacemaker, Persuader, Liberator, and Defender. Here are a few of my own firearms name I came up with and what I think the gun would be. 1. The Problem Solver - All purpose assault rifle with scope and grenade launcher attachment. If you have any more ideas, put them in the comments section. 20 Responses To "Double-Action Entendres"
The Peephole - Benelli 12 ga. 10 round magazine filled with 00 buckshot. The John Henry - .375 H&H with 450 gr. solid point ammo. #1 - Posted by: jb on January 12, 2003 07:53 PMThe Mamba - .22 pistol with ricin-impregnated bullets #2 - Posted by: Kim du Toit on January 12, 2003 07:55 PMThe librarian -for the thinking man; Sig sauer with silencer. #3 - Posted by: skunk on January 12, 2003 08:07 PMThe Micheal Moore - 10ga. shotgun, barrel plugged with filth, then fired. #4 - Posted by: Eichra Oren on January 12, 2003 08:34 PMThe Pink Fuzzy Bunny; Only because it would be funny to see the headline; "Shumer Calls for Ban on Pink Fuzzy Bunnies". Working on the same theory as Mike (above) my idea is called the Mickey Mouse. I can't believe you guys missed "The Convertor"- the 100 megaton nuclear device that makes converts out of just about anyone within a 50 mile mile radius. #7 - Posted by: Chip Haynes on January 13, 2003 02:55 PMHow about... - "The Sergeant": reliable 9-10lb. semi-auto in .30-'06 with 20 rd. magazine. - "The Boss": replacement for M2 'Ma Deuce', .50BMG mounted on Hummer, cyclic rate of 1200 rpm. - "Mr. FuzzyWuzzy": belt-fed 40mm contact-fused-grenade launcher, 7,600 rpm(!) cyclic - "Sarah Brady": 'dolt-action' rifle, with bayo lug, 30-rd. mag, flash suppressor, sound suppressor, other banned 'evil' features. PS - 'dolt-action' refers to a gun that has a fake barrel, and fires through the stock instead ;P #8 - Posted by: BB on January 13, 2003 06:42 PMThe Peacekeeper... ummm... oh damn, they used that one already. #9 - Posted by: Mrs. du Toit on January 14, 2003 04:25 AM"The Liberal"--confiscates itself. #10 - Posted by: Minstrel on January 23, 2003 12:25 AMMAKE THESE THINGS AND TURN THEM ON YOURSELVES #11 - Posted by: SIC66 on September 29, 2003 11:09 AMHow about the "dickless nerd" For all you Michael Ryan types who come on here to discuss guns #12 - Posted by: Fingle on September 29, 2003 11:17 AMI call my 30-06 AT&T. It likes to reach out and touch someone #13 - Posted by: Mark on November 14, 2003 06:29 PMHow about the Jackson set- customize it to look however you want, and if parts fall off, sue NBC #14 - Posted by: Thelonius on February 19, 2004 05:32 PMHow about... The Dead Frenchmen- its kinda like Franks commie gun but it only shoots french people. #15 - Posted by: Dead Frenchmen on February 26, 2004 02:35 PMMy personal favorite was a shotgun sort of like a SPAS-12 that they called the "Street-Sweeper". "The Multifariously Fangorious Contemplator" -CEO of WL (Weapon Logistics) has a small problem. He got a message saying the xxxth Airborne needed supplies - "supply on demand, via Agra, about 120 000 pieces a day". Now the CO of xxxth Airborne ponder over what to do with roughly 20 kiloton of small blue "bullets" that won´t fit his guns.
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