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January 15, 2003
Military Death Machines
Posted by Frank J. at 12:26 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

I read this article about the development of military robots, and it got me thinking about how cool it would be to design these kill-bots. Well, I assure you, one day, not too far in the future, we'll have robots storming through primitive villages, destroying everything with buzz saws and giant hammers like larger versions of those battlebots that fight each other. To finish off our enemies, we can have one with glowing red eyes and gattling guns for each arm. For the human soldiers, war will just mean drinking a beer while watching the carnage on TV, every once in a while flipping back and forth between it and a football game. And, with no more human cost of war (well, I mean, other than the enemy, heh heh), we'll probably be deploying them just as soon as some other country looks at us funny.

Sure, they'll probably be protestors saying how kill-bots are bad, but that's why we'll make anti-peacenik bots that can fling protesters hundreds of feet in the air. This will also alert people if protestors areblocking traffic, because you'll see a bunch of people flying through the air ahead of you.

As any science fiction will tell you, inevitably the robots will turn against us and try to kill all humans, thus locking us in an epic struggle of man versus machine. But, until then, it'll be a wild ride.

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9 Responses To "Military Death Machines"

I guess Saturday Night Live was right about selling Robot Insurance.

#1 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on January 15, 2003 12:53 PM

Sarah Connor?

#2 - Posted by: blaster on January 15, 2003 01:44 PM

I think Sarah Connor is in too high a risk group for anyone to give her robot insurance.

#3 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 15, 2003 02:20 PM

That is so great!!! But robots have rights too....they shouldn't be used just to kill....ooops I had a brief liberal spell come over me. But I thought that we already had these robots. I saw a documentary called Robocop..it was fascinating:) I thought that the company that made Al Gore made Robocop....But I'm not sure.

#4 - Posted by: General George on January 15, 2003 06:01 PM

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated."

#5 - Posted by: Lou Gots on January 19, 2003 09:12 PM

I never thought of this like that! Refreshing point of view. Reminds me of the other day when out of the blue my friend said she needed home pregnancy test! What a surprise!

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