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January 22, 2003
Blinding Logic
I was in a hotel today, and, at the elevator, there was the usual sign "In Case Of Fire Use Stairway For Exit, Do Not Use Elevators", but under it it also said the same thing (I assume) in Braille. When the hell is that going to come into play? Is some blind guy going to be in front of the elevator panicking and yelling, "The hotel is on fire! The hotel is on fire! The hotel... Ooh, something to read." I guess it still ain't as bad as Braille on a drive through ATM, which seems to encourage dangerous behavior. Anyway, since blind people can't read my website, is it okay to make fun of them just like it's okay to make fun of the Amish? 10 Responses To "Blinding Logic"
What's wrong with making fun of the Amish? Also, the sign out to be "IN CASE OF FIRE, USE WATER." I have never heard of anyone putting out a fire with an elevator or stairs. #1 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on January 22, 2003 05:23 PMSomehow I knew if I mentioned the Amish, you would appear :) #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 22, 2003 05:35 PMHey, they can't read it, but they can listen to it with special overpriced software. #3 - Posted by: Evil Otto on January 22, 2003 06:19 PMMicrosloth includes a speech interpreter in WindowsXP but it speaks in Bill Gates voice so no one will use it. #4 - Posted by: Mike S on January 22, 2003 09:30 PMthats a terrible think to say! tis not bill gates' voice, its him showing of the software when he speaks in real life. in fact his real voice when used is part of the process to summon satan #5 - Posted by: Dave The Australian on January 23, 2003 06:52 AMI thought it was Stephen Hawking's voice. That guy really gets around, though why a world-renowned physicist needs to moonlight on my doctor's appointment reminder service is a mystery - I guess Oxford doesn't pay too well. #6 - Posted by: Ken Summers on January 23, 2003 09:18 PMLetter to the editor: Did you see Ray Charles' new piano? fuck you canadian pharmacy #8 - Posted by: on December 26, 2003 11:44 PMfuck you canadian pharmacy #9 - Posted by: on December 26, 2003 11:44 PMHi, if you want to find the best cheap cigarettes from all the discount cigarettes stores on the internet, enter our cigarette store and get yourself a cheap cigarette right now! We offer marlboro and all your other favorite brands. Thanks. #10 - Posted by: cheap cigarettes on October 28, 2004 11:01 PMPost a comment
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