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January 27, 2003
What's My Age Again Update
Posted by Frank J. at 10:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (63)

With 19 blogger participants (including me) there are a total of 690 years between us. The youngest blogger is Bill Whittle, who is almost eleven, and the oldest is Andrea Harris, who is eleventy-one (a very respectable age for a blogger).

Seriously, though, the average age for a warblogger (or, more accurately, the average age for a warblogger who read my blog in the past day and cared to admit his or her age) is about 36.31. Wow, that's old! Maybe I should stop making references to hip young things like color TV's and touch tone phones and instead make jokes you people could better relate to, such as rants about drinking Ensure or how inconvenient it is to break one's hip.

Just kidding!

Anyway, the important thing is that I found out the majority of bloggers aren’t single women in their early twenties like I hoped. Oh well. If you are a blogger who would still like to contribute to this scientific survey, post to the comments. Don't bother if your age is 36.31, because that won't change the average.

NOTE: Don't just post your age if you don't fill out the URL space with your blog address. This is supposed to be a survey of bloggers, so I need to confirm you have one. Otherwise, this will have no scientific validty, and all my scientist peers will beat me up and call me names.

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63 Responses To "What's My Age Again Update"

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#1 - Posted by: Marc on January 27, 2003 10:46 PM

Marc + 11

#2 - Posted by: mtpolitics on January 27, 2003 11:25 PM

Minus 1.

#3 - Posted by: Steve on January 27, 2003 11:42 PM

29.

#4 - Posted by: Ian S. on January 28, 2003 12:59 AM

Babies! Lop-eared pups! Mere children!

Forty-two frikkin years old, and proud of it! Yee-Haw!

Wait...why am I up so late, anyway? I'm supposed to be rich and successful and sleeping the sleep of the damned...

#5 - Posted by: Scott Chaffin on January 28, 2003 01:58 AM

24

#6 - Posted by: Rob on January 28, 2003 04:23 AM

Not much of a blogger, but Im 19 in 2 weeks.

#7 - Posted by: Ken on January 28, 2003 04:50 AM

only started blogging very recently, but I'm also only 18. :)

#8 - Posted by: Marty on January 28, 2003 06:47 AM

another recent starter (november)...19

#9 - Posted by: Max on January 28, 2003 06:48 AM

I don't know if I count as a warblogger per se, but I'm 42.

#10 - Posted by: Rita on January 28, 2003 08:43 AM

I honestly don't know what's a warblogger. If you ever said anything about politics, I'll count you as one.

#11 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 28, 2003 08:49 AM

Rita just invented the "cheesecake" game for watching news reports of Iraq...she's definitely a warblogger!

http://www.res_ipsa.blogspot.com/2003_01_26_res_ipsa_archive.html#88114381

#12 - Posted by: seafarious on January 28, 2003 09:03 AM

29 going on 15...

#13 - Posted by: Dennis Moore on January 28, 2003 09:13 AM

22.94794520547

#14 - Posted by: Chaos Overlord on January 28, 2003 09:46 AM

Mike, my husband, should qualify too. He has a blog at the URL I've posted with my name. (I post there too sometimes.) Since he's at work and can't defend himself get online there, I'll nominate him too. He's 49.

#15 - Posted by: Rita on January 28, 2003 10:29 AM

I'm feeling positively ancient and decrepit here, but 43 for me. Wait, is that right? Dece 1959. Yeah, 43.

#16 - Posted by: Patty on January 28, 2003 10:34 AM

36 (or should I say "36 1/2!")

#17 - Posted by: Da Goddess on January 28, 2003 01:45 PM

I'm a proud 33 :)

#18 - Posted by: Zaldor on January 28, 2003 01:50 PM

26 and 4 days! :)

#19 - Posted by: Dyanna on January 28, 2003 01:53 PM

22, with 10 years experience (that's 32 for the humor impaired).

#20 - Posted by: Greg on January 28, 2003 01:54 PM

completely not a warblogger, but a blogger non the less, hailing in at a meager 30 and 1/2 years of age :)

#21 - Posted by: munin on January 28, 2003 02:04 PM

29

#22 - Posted by: Chris on January 28, 2003 02:21 PM

Frank,

Here is a lovely girl you should take look at, right age and has a few sheckles.

#23 - Posted by: on January 28, 2003 03:57 PM

And down goes the average, as I am 36.04 years of age.

#24 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on January 28, 2003 04:16 PM

28 in 5 days!

#25 - Posted by: sugarmama on January 28, 2003 04:28 PM

22

#26 - Posted by: Steve D on January 28, 2003 04:30 PM

43.

Older than God. Older than dirt. Feeling every year of it.

I'm not really a warblogger, either. But I have my good points, nonetheless, and I link to Stand Down!. That counts, doesn't it?

#27 - Posted by: Johnny Bacardi on January 28, 2003 05:04 PM

14 years, 3 months, 24 days.

#28 - Posted by: MikeH on January 28, 2003 05:26 PM

Finally, someone to make me feel old.

I'll recalculate the average later tonight and reannounce the results with great fanfare. Hopefully I won't eclipse the State of the Union address.

#29 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 28, 2003 05:59 PM

I won't tell you my age, but I was born in Nineteen Dickity-Two.

#30 - Posted by: Joshua Martin on January 28, 2003 06:15 PM

37.5 give or take a couple days...

#31 - Posted by: Madman on January 28, 2003 06:27 PM

29, 2 months, almost 2 weeks.

#32 - Posted by: David Ross on January 28, 2003 06:46 PM

40, not quite as old as dirt... but older than lint! ;-)

#33 - Posted by: Dave on January 28, 2003 07:10 PM

The first Marc + 20 (42)

#34 - Posted by: MarcL on January 28, 2003 07:16 PM

29

#35 - Posted by: Chris on January 28, 2003 07:34 PM

I'm a single female in her early twenties! (25)

#36 - Posted by: Jennifer on January 28, 2003 08:23 PM

immortal

#37 - Posted by: MAL~ on January 28, 2003 08:48 PM

Jennifer,
I knew there had to be at least one.

Your blog or mine? (wink wink)

#38 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 28, 2003 10:01 PM

21...mentally that is ;)

#39 - Posted by: moxie on January 29, 2003 12:59 AM

29

#40 - Posted by: Melissa on January 29, 2003 01:25 AM

40 (41 in a couple of months), Married, not a warblogger

#41 - Posted by: bogie on January 29, 2003 07:03 AM

36.8 (Placing me just above average!)

#42 - Posted by: Matt on January 29, 2003 09:56 AM

36.8 (Placing me just above average!)

#43 - Posted by: Matt on January 29, 2003 09:57 AM

36.8 (Placing me just above average!)

#44 - Posted by: Matt on January 29, 2003 09:57 AM

You need an old fart to increase the average age. I'll be 51 in three weeks.

#45 - Posted by: Acidman on January 29, 2003 11:20 AM

38. When I'm drunk I feel 36.

#46 - Posted by: Bill on January 29, 2003 01:28 PM

31

And I got some cool stats tools from my Six Sigma class last week if you want me to quickly generate some pareto charts without the hassle of Excel. Of course, I'd need the spreadsheet of the data.

#47 - Posted by: andy on January 29, 2003 05:55 PM

Brent - age 43

#48 - Posted by: Brent on January 29, 2003 06:10 PM

just turned 33 on Jan 7! WooWoo! Plain vanilla blogger.

#49 - Posted by: pril on January 29, 2003 08:27 PM

287.

#50 - Posted by: Kevin McGehee on January 29, 2003 09:23 PM

I'm going to finalize the results tomorrow, so make sure to add your age by... whenever I decide to finalize the results tomorrow.

#51 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 29, 2003 10:10 PM

32
: - )

#52 - Posted by: Kate on January 29, 2003 10:24 PM

44. Read 'em and weep!

#53 - Posted by: Pascale Soleil on January 30, 2003 12:44 AM

Uh, you did want that in dog years, right?

#54 - Posted by: Kevin McGehee on January 30, 2003 09:00 AM

56, but that's just me. In some people's minds I qualify as a warblogger because I've linked to some of the more reasonable ones at times, and because I once responded to a Pilger article by giving my home as The Great Satan.

#55 - Posted by: R. Harris on January 30, 2003 11:57 AM

43

Great idea Frank - I've always wondered about things like this too - "Who actually reads this crap I sling every day?"

#56 - Posted by: Jeff Brokaw on January 30, 2003 12:05 PM

Wow, are you not gonna get my age outta me.

But my birthday is November 15th, and you didn't send presents.

#57 - Posted by: Meryl Yourish on January 30, 2003 05:40 PM

I'm a now closing this topic. Final results will be tablulated.

#58 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 30, 2003 07:11 PM

Meryl,
Sorry for the lack of presents. As all regular visitors to this site know, I'm a horrible person :)

#59 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 30, 2003 07:16 PM

Don't have a URL but I comment on amcgltd.com I am 60 years old. Shhhhh don't tell anyone, OK? I have very mixed emotions on the war.

#60 - Posted by: Pat on January 31, 2003 04:14 AM

Party Pocker - Poker

#61 - Posted by: Party Pocker on October 19, 2004 07:01 AM

human vandals suck

#62 - Posted by: Human Vandalism Sabotage on November 12, 2004 05:23 PM

19 (in 25 days). I realize you finalized your results long ago, but I was poking around in the archives (you need to dust in here, btw) and decided to post. Hope I helped that stats a little; I am a "single woman", however, probably a little too young for you. Meh. Anyway, have a loverly day.

#63 - Posted by: Abbie Normal on November 15, 2004 03:36 PM
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