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January 28, 2003
What's My Age Again Update II
Posted by Frank J. at 07:47 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

Yay! I learned how to use a spreadsheet today!

Anyway, current total is 1600 years distributed amongst 48 bloggers. That makes the average age... so how do I make the spreadsheet do an average... ah funk dat, I'll just use the calculator.

The average age is 33 and a third. That's down from yesterday, but if I'm blogging until I'm "average age," that will be ten more years of posts under my belt. I thought people your age were scared of them new-fangled computers?

I'm just kidding!

That was fun. Maybe we can do a survey of some other blogger characteristic later. Anyway, they’re running Smallville (it’s targeted at my age group) versus the State of the Union address, so someone tell me if anything world ending happens or if we finally start bombing Iraq.

Rumsfeld tomorrow.

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I am 33 and one third.

Why did you bother asking all those other punks when you could have just asked me, the Perfect Average Blogger?

#1 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on January 28, 2003 08:14 PM

Damn! I feel the fool now!

Should have realized it after everytime I had gone to your site exclaimed, "Wow, this must be the most average blogger ever."

#2 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 28, 2003 08:45 PM

Zinged him good Frank!

#3 - Posted by: Chaos Overlord on January 29, 2003 09:56 AM

Zinged him good Frank!

#4 - Posted by: Chaos Overlord on January 29, 2003 09:56 AM

Zinged him good Frank!

#5 - Posted by: Chaos Overlord on January 29, 2003 09:56 AM

It was supposed to be ironic since Laurence's site is one of the wackiest out there.

#6 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 29, 2003 10:19 AM

Good grief, this means that people like myself, Scott Chaffin, Bill Quick, and Steven Den Beste are actually paleo-bloggers. How much is ten years in Internet Time(TM) anyway?

Metamucil or bourbon. I have to make a choice....

#7 - Posted by: Mike Trettel on January 29, 2003 11:09 AM

Do you realize that the phrase "33 and a third" means something only to those people older than 33 and a third? It means nothing to 23-year-olds.

Oh Gawd...I'm old.

#8 - Posted by: Ken Summers on January 29, 2003 03:00 PM

Doody doody poo-poo head Frank! He's a doody poo-poo head! Frank is, Frank is, A DOODY DOODY POO POO HEAD!

And may the loving eyes of a most merciful god behold you and then cast you down in to the deepest pit of fire for you to burn forever, writhing in eternal and unspeakable agony, with rich flowing glasses of ice cold beer held INCHES from your cracked and bleeding lips and leathery, shriveled throat for even raising this subject, you WAR CRIMINAL!

Respectfully,

Bill Whittle

PS Free Mumia!

#9 - Posted by: Bill Whittle on January 29, 2003 08:46 PM

Ten Years in Internet Time = ((1.5mbps cable modem*(8port Ethernet swith+4port WAP)) + wireless PDA + 3G cell phone)) - 14.4kbps dialup external modem

#10 - Posted by: Scott Chaffin on January 30, 2003 10:57 AM

Hey, Frank! I was afraid to say anything on your previous posts about this, because I was older than anyone (46) and felt like the Blog-Grandma...Damn, I hate being middle-aged!
I would point you to this website: The Ageless Project--it breaks down the blogosphere by the decades people were born and you'll find moi in the 1950's [Baby Boomers rule!].
1956 was a good year except for the Soviet invasion of Hungary.
Ike was President!

#11 - Posted by: Jennie Taliaferro on January 30, 2003 07:24 PM

Don't know whether to excited or bummed about being above average (and knowing what 33 1/3 means)

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