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January 29, 2003
A Democratic Response? Those Guy Are Still Around?
I didn't watch the State of the Union Address last night, but I did see the Democratic response. Man, that had to be one of the most pathetic spectacles I've ever seen. While the international community and our very lives are threatened by evil, their response is: "My grandfather came here a hundred years ago from China. Please stop thinking about all those important issues like terrorism and war and instead worry about the intricacies of a prescription drug plan. My family came from China." Why don't they just roll over and die already. For all this speech accomplished, they might as well have instead had a little monkey run on stage, say, "Ooh. Ooh. I'm a monkey." and scramble off. It now seems the kindest thing to do would be to take the Democratic Party behind the shed and blow its brains out to end its misery (and ours). Then maybe the two major parties can be a right-wing one and an ultra right-wing one, and we'll have heated debates in Congress about what is the most painful way to kill our enemies. Then, Europe will cower in fear from us even more saying, "Oh, who are those violent Americans going to lash out against next? We should do something about... Oh no! They're looking this way! Hide!" Europe used to be the most powerful, but now it's whiny, pathetic, and irrelevant... hmm, just like the Democrats. Question of the day: If the Democrats are Europe, who is France? 20 Responses To "A Democratic Response? Those Guy Are Still Around?"
Schumer, Feinstein, Kennedy, and Clinton #1 - Posted by: Henry on January 29, 2003 12:50 PMThe Democratic leadership - Henry's list, and all the other top donkeys. #2 - Posted by: aelfheld on January 29, 2003 01:23 PMFrance is.......Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Alec Baldwin, and Barbara Streisand all wrapped into one. #3 - Posted by: Craig on January 29, 2003 01:27 PMI think france would have to be a combination of pelosi (socialist views) kennedy (enjoys drinking) hillary (just had to add her because everyone hates her as much as the french) jesse jackson (double speak all the time) and finally daschle (because his views are just as bad as the french) #4 - Posted by: TRW on January 29, 2003 01:29 PM"Then maybe the two major parties can be a right-wing one and an ultra right-wing one". One can only dream.... Great stuff Frank! #5 - Posted by: Fred D. on January 29, 2003 02:14 PMNancy "I got no sense" Pelosi #6 - Posted by: mojo on January 29, 2003 02:40 PMToo easy. Jim Jeffords. The GOP helped him get elected mutiple times, gave him his milk subsidies, and then he bolts on them and joins the other side in a fit of pique. But not explicitly, he prefers to remain officially non-aligned, though he always votes with the dark side. #7 - Posted by: Charles Austin on January 29, 2003 04:11 PMI'll argue for Daschle, because he looked like hell last night... #8 - Posted by: Brian on January 29, 2003 07:26 PMIf the democrats are Europe, then France would have to be...uh...France. There is nothing lower than France. You have hit the Rhetorical Bottom of the Barrel. Look into the abyss, and scream, "HEELLOOOOOO FRAANNNCEEEEE!! HOOOOWWWW'SSSS IITTTTTT HAAAAAANNNNGGGGGIIIIINNNNNNNN'?" Then lean over the edge and spit like you do down the middle of a sixty storey staircase. #9 - Posted by: Bill Whittle on January 29, 2003 08:30 PM"There is no hell. There is only France" - Frank Zappa, American composer, 1940-1993 #10 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on January 29, 2003 08:58 PMI meant only official Democrats to be named, but so far I think Jim Jeffords is the best singular person to be France. #11 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 29, 2003 10:04 PMJeffords is definitely France--a backstabbing, amoral, unprincipled ingrate. The Dem leadership are Germany, since they actually believe most of their idiotic navel-gazing bullshit: that's not hypocritical enough to be France. #12 - Posted by: David Jaroslav on January 29, 2003 10:38 PMFrance is John Kerry: arrogant, condescending, liberal and nasty all in one. Also has great power (presidential) aspirations while in reality being a sorry bit-player with no real clout. #14 - Posted by: Bryan on February 2, 2003 05:02 PMFrance is Cynthia McKinney: Takes blood-money from arabs, gets kicked out of a leadership position for being a weenie, blames it on the J-E-W-S, and months later STILL thinks she/it is relevant. #15 - Posted by: Ryan Waxx on February 5, 2003 12:20 AMLately, I think Joe Lieberman would be France. He has changed his views to try and win the democratic nomination for Pres. Although I think Jeffords and McKinney are great suggestions also. #16 - Posted by: Melissa on February 11, 2003 09:37 AMQuestion of the day: If the Democrats are Europe, who is France? well no duh!!! France is the little brother who every1 hates...... #17 - Posted by: Will on April 9, 2004 10:17 AMDude... I hate you.... You kick ass.... #18 - Posted by: Fingolfin on May 28, 2004 12:25 AMGreat website and interesting blog. Baccarat online , A payday loans secured by a personal check - such as a payday loan - is very expensive credit. Let's say you write a personal check for $115 to borrow $100 in quick cash for up to 14 days. The check casher or payday lender agrees to hold the check until your next payday loan cash. At that time, depending on the particular plan, the lender deposits the check, you redeem the check by paying the $115 in cash, or you roll-over the check by paying a fee to extend the payday loans for another two weeks. In this example, the cost of the initial loan is a $15 finance charge and 391 percent APR. If you roll-over the loan three times, the finance charge would climb to $60 to borrow $100 payday loan cash advance. #20 - Posted by: Quick Cash on November 19, 2004 06:43 PMPost a comment
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