Bush's speech tonight.
"The UN is full of a bunch of idjits. We started the war this afternoon and it's over. Here's Saddam's head on a pike. Thanks Don."

Those German squirrels can be vicious when cornered.

I have never seen a protest in America where anything other than an American flag was burned. Actually, I have never even heard of any flag anywhere being burned unless it was American. I think this French flag burning is a good idea, though. I hope it catches on.

I am addicted to hot dogs. Seriously.

"Actually, I have never even heard of any flag anywhere being burned unless it was American."

You are forgetting Israel. Palestinians burn those Star of David flags all the time.

I'm eating a hot dog right now.

"Saddam and I shall rule together, plunging the world into tyranny and rudeness."

Brilliant!!!!

I don't recall anything but Israeli and/or American flags burning either; but I'm guessing someone in Northern Ireland must have torched up a Union Jack at some point.

I suppose that, unlike the anarcho-socialist tyranophiles who love to blame every desease, drought and meteor shower on the United States, those who understand the virtues of liberty, personal responsibility and the rule of law aren't the kind of folk to go around committing public acts of arson---nor the kind to have contempt for a country's flag even if they don't respect the government of that country. Symbolic exhibitionism--like tyranny and rudeness--is a tool of those short on rational arguement, imao anyways.

Excellent proposal...I give my vote for the public french *pause to vomit* flag burning, as well as the....*cringes* beating. =)

Short and sweet. Perfect. I got dibs as the person who mindlessly beats the *vomit* tourist. Or, if some stupid liberal opposes the idea, we can just stab the tourist to death with their own freedom fries or possibly smother them with freedom toast. And then use the same form of punishment on the liberal and see if they like it, or whether they would prefer a savage beating.

Classic, Frank. Never EVER stop! =)

-Jeff

I saw photos of a couple of South Koreans burning a North Korean flag at a pro-US/anti-NoKo rally. That was fun.

Just when I think I can't take any more, you lay on the punchline: President Jaques Chirac appeared unintimidated. "Silly Americans, you cannot harm the great and mighty France!" Keep up the good work.

Your ideas are true genius. I have another idea that shoudl work quite well. How about we send in a whole bunch of Israeli's into France. They have a habit of just blowing up.......

Poem

To Leslie,
Tell my sister not to weep for me,
and sob with dropping head,
when the troops come home agian ,
with gold and gallant thread,
but look on them proudly,
with calm and steadfast eye, for her brother was a soldier too, and not afraid to die.

Caroline Elizabeth Norton
Solider of the Rhine

Special Invitation

Subject: ( AIDS Cancer Cure Possible!!)

Dear Friend,

Cancer has been a cause of concern for the humanity for the last one century and till date medical science has not succeeded in providing an effective cure for the deadly disease. Some drug companies are trying to move towards treatment methods based on Nobel Laureate Sir Paul Nurse's discovery, i.e. identifying the exact mechanisms of cell growth that eventually leads to cancer but there are many doubts and little hope from pharma companies. Here, 'Siddha-Yoga' and Spiritual Meditation based on thousands of years old wisdom of Indian SPIRITUALISM offer a permanent cure for not only cancer but many other incurable diseases. Now it is for the scientist community to take note of it and conduct objective researches to find the truth and publicise an absolutely free cure for the benefit of all human beings. Whether the scientists are able to search the hidden cure for the service of mankind or they remain pawns in the hands of multinational pharma companies for their personal interests, is the important issue. The truth will come out anyway, with or without efforts of scientists, but how they fulfil their prime responsibility will be watched by that Supreme Spirit, who dwells in all human beings.

Sir Paul Nurse believes that cancer is caused when certain genes get damaged and the body, as a result, is unable to check a proliferation of its own cells. Tobacco, asbestos, hepatitis B virus etc are some of elements that lead to this damage in the gene.

Nurse found that a specific enzyme, Cyclin Dependent Kinase (CDK), located on certain genes, signals the cells to reproduce. Such cell division, which goes on all the time, stops when the body senses a damaged gene. It happens because the CDK is signalled to stop this reproduction process.

Cancerous cells, however, overcome this mechanism and go on proliferating, leading to a mass of cells, known as tumours, which then break off and travel to all parts of the body. The cancer-causing cells defeat the body's check-point controls - to know whether all genes are copied correctly and whether any of them are damaged. Not only this, the cancerous cells also change their shapes so that they can filter through tissues and reach all parts of the body. Medical science has not been able to understand how this happens and what is the basic mechanism of check point controls of the body. Thankfully, spiritual science not only works parallel to physical sciences but goes much beyond their scope.

The explanation of cancer in Indian Yoga system is very similar to that of Sir Paul Nurse. Indian Philosophy believes that every human being is a carrier of 'creators' (satva dominated cells) and 'distructors' (tamas dominated cells) within his body. The 'creators' or satva dominated cells are responsible for physical, mental and spiritual health of the person whereas 'distructors' try to destroy the body, mind and spirit of an individual by motivating him to indulge in harmful activities. These 'distructors' demand certain substances like nicotine, alcohol, heroin etc for their growth within the human body and carry on growing when such substances (drugs) are consumed by the person. Once they gain control of body and mind, they start repressing and destroying the 'creators' necessary for complete health. (According to Sir Paul Nurse, CDK is forced to stop reproduction of cells (creators ?) but cancerous cells (distructors ?) go on proliferating). Here, the cancer-causing cells (distructors) take control of body system including the check-point controls and keep taking shapes of tumours and reach all parts of body by filtering through tissues. The damaged body cells (creators) are in no position to reproduce and stop proliferation of cancerous cells.

The medical science does not have any idea about how this process takes place and the mechanism to stop proliferation of cancer-causing cells but Indian spiritual science offers an absolutely easy and free cure for the deadly disease cancer. In the Indian Yoga system, an enlightened and highly evolved spiritual master can awaken the Kundalini of the spiritual seeker or aspirant through Shaktipat Initiation. As a result involuntary yogic movements start within the body of the disciple. These yogic movements can be external or internal and take place in that particular organ only which is not fully functional to make it perfectly healthy and immune to all ailments. This involuntary yoga is known as 'Siddha Yoga' and it is possible through silent repetition of the sacred word during meditation given by Spiritual master. This spiritual meditation weakens the 'distructors' and gives rise to the strength of 'creators'. Once reactivated, these 'creators' start controlling the rise of 'distructors' and ultimately become strong enough to give life to all damaged cells within the body. The rise of 'satva' dominated cells eventually inhibit all 'tamas' dominated cells produced by drugs (nicotine etc.) or viruses.

Complete cure from all incurable diseases like cancer, AIDS, hepatitis, asthama, arthritis etc.is possible and for that people need not to spend a single penny because cure is present within them. It is possible due to the divine and supramental force present within every human being, (you may name it HOLY GHOST) that is unlimited source of immunity to all ailments troubling the humanity. This supramental force can be activated by awakening of 'mother power' KUNDALINI.

Our revered spiritual master Sadgurudev Sri Ramlal Siyag has been blessed with the unique power of SHAKTIPAT by which the all powerful KUNDALINI gets awakened and induces Involuntary Yogic movements (external as well as internal) in the human body to cure all types of diseases.
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A lot of people believe in the medical properties of yoga. But what they don't know is the divine effect of SIDDHA-YOGA and SPIRITUAL MEDITATION for bringing perfect health to all human beings irrespective of economic status, caste, colour, creed, nationality, language or religion. This message intend to bring this to the notice of thousands of those who are suffering due to ignorance and lack of information regarding Spiritual Science.

The only requisite for this type of cure is regular spiritual meditation and silent repetition of the divine word given by Gurudev during initiation ceremonies. Any person can attend these initiation ceremonies absolutely free of charge and as Gurudev says he never paid anything to his spiritual master to receive this divine power, which is helping the humanity and so he will not take money to distribute this power to the mankind. Since it is not possible for everybody to come to India and receive initiation from Gurudev, therefore it is advised that such individuals meditate on Gurudev's photograph given on the above website. They can take help from the link: "How to meditate" on the website. There are thousands of individuals who are experiencing divine changes within their body and getting cure from incurable diseases and addictions only through meditation on Gurudev's photograph sitting at their homes. It is a challenge before all physical sciences to explain the relationship between cause and effects.

Therefore, the complete cure of CANCER and AIDS is possible through SIDDHA-YOGA if the person suffering from such diseases is seriously doing spiritual meditation. If one is serious then he can experience positive results within a week. There is no time limit for complete cure, it may take few minutes or may require few days or weeks of regular meditation depending upon the condition and willingness of the person.

We don't expect and we don't accept anything in return for the possible cure of all types of incurable diseases; for the simple reason that we don't give you anything from the outside world; the cure is within you. Only thing is that you don't know how to communicate with the all powerful 'doctor' (supramental power) that is present within all the human beings.

Thousands of people suffering with various incurable diseases like blood cancer, asthma, arthritis, hepatitis, kidney failure, brain tumour, HIV etc have been cured for ever in India through SIDDHA-YOGA and SPIRITUAL MEDITATION. We sincerely feel that all the mankind has equal right to know about and activate the divine and supramental force within themselves which will remove all ailments, biological and psychological, troubling the humanity.


Divine Change!!

As you know, science also believes that in cure of many diseases, meditation is more effective than all other methods of treatment. But you may not know that Spiritual Meditation is most effective not only for common problems but for incurable diseases also. This spiritual meditation is possible after receiving Shaktipat Initiation from Sadgurudev Shri Ramlal Siyag due to which the mother power Kundalini gets awakened and the following changes take place in the human body:

1. Complete cure from all types of physical and mental diseases such as CANCER, AIDS, DIABETES, BLOOD PRESSURE, T.B., HEPATITIS-B, ASTHAMA, ARTHRITIS, THYROID PROBLEMS, SLEEP DISORDERS, MENTAL TENSION, INSANITY etc.

2. Freedom from all kinds of addictions such as HEROIN, OPIUM, LIQUOR, HEMP, etc. within days without experiencing any bodily pain or withdrawal symptoms.

3. Libration from all wordly problems and solution of all types of problems related to daily life.

4. Developing Insight and Intuition to find complete solutions to limitations of physical sciences.

5. Practial Realisation and Visualisation of GOD (Supreme Spirit) during SPIRITUAL MEDITATION.

6. Divine changes in human life due to repression of Tamsic (negative) tendencies and strenghtening of Satvic (virtuous)tendencies by the SUPRAMENTAL FORCE.

7. Practical visualization of the instances of the indefinite present, past and future during spiritual meditation along with complete knowledge of Spiritual Science.

8. Attainment of MOKSHA (SALVATION) while enjoying house-hold family life.

Now if you want to experience the above mentioned DIVINE changes in your personality after receiving Shaktipat Initiation from Sadgurudev, then visit the website:

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It is a NEW BEGINNING, A SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION because it gives results within few minutes. Try it on YOURSELF to realize the SUPREME TRUTH. It is unique because you don't have to give away anything to receive Shaktipat Initiation from Sagurudev Shri Ramlal Siyag. Initiation ceremonies are absolutely free and open to all people irrespective of religion, language, colour, creed, caste, or nationality.

Medical reports of few among the thousands of patients of cancer, AIDS and other incurable diseases who were cured for ever through this process of spiritual meditation, are also available at the website:-
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We invite you to research and find the truth !!

Yours,
Dr. Kuldeep Singh Ratnoo
Ph.D.
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