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March 20, 2003
Green = Red
So we're back to Orange alert status - High alert status - as defined by the Office of Homeland Security. So far default has been Yellow - Elevated alert status. But there are two levels below that. When will we ever see those? I guess after Iraq is defeated and al Qaeda is permanently eliminated, we can drop down to Blue status - Guarded - but what is the lowest level, the Green level, for? Will we only reach that when we have some sort of utopian society where violence is a thing of the past? "Alert status is now Green. Authorities say that you can go ahead and keep your doors unlocked, let your kids ride with strangers, and melt your guns down into tasteful jewelry. American intelligence agencies have been disbanded since we no longer have any enemies to watch, and police officers will now just work as taxi drivers. Stop worrying about anything and don't pay any attention to anything out of the ordinary. Now go have a peachy day." If the alert ever goes to Green, I'm just going to assume it's some terrorist trick to get us to drop our guard. Well I ain't falling for it, Osama! 13 Responses To "Green = Red"
Our traffic lights should have the same color scheme, from top to bottom; red, orange, yellow, blue, green. It would address some of the nuiances of traffic laws. Red=stop. Orange=stop, then look to see if it's clear and go (sort of "right on red"--and no pesky "no turn on red" signs to look out for.) Yellow=caution; the light's about to turn red (or orange). Blue=warns that the light will be turning yellow. This comes in reeeeeal handy on those wide main routes where everybody travels at 40mph--where when the lights turns yellow you gotta hit the brakes to slow from 40 to 0 in 3 seconds. green=go! man, go! Plus, seeing the color scheme everyday on the road will help us remember which color falls where on the terror alert scale, and that driving an SUV helps support the rebuilding of infrastructure in newly liberated former dictatorships. #2 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on March 20, 2003 08:59 PMTuning Spork: I like your idea, but what about left-turn arrows? Would they just follow the same pattern as the regular lights? I'm confused. #3 - Posted by: Minstrel on March 21, 2003 11:19 AMHere's another Rumsfeld and Shy Meyers press conference, some of the questions from the reporters make me long that this conference is 'in your world'. I'm not a Luger man, myself, but I could see me pulling my old off-duty revolver. #4 - Posted by: Peter on March 21, 2003 01:57 PMGo to war you fags, or are you just going to sit in yer comfy American homes and salivate over the deaths of innocent civilians? You have been had By Bushco you dumb fucks, keep driving your your SUV's and wasting as mush as possible. The USA is the new Nazi Germany you cowards. Fuck you. #5 - Posted by: sinclair on March 22, 2003 08:56 PMsinclair, Oh, and Minstrel; the left arrow would just follow the current model. *hnyuk!* #6 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on March 22, 2003 09:52 PMwhat streets will they be dancing in, since they've all been blown up in the pursuit of "liberation"(who is really the idealist here spork). I hope the next "ex-dictatorship" is the USA. The most complex maze of idealism is in the "right-wing" of the USA. I hope your precious SUV flips over, homo. Aah, sinclair. ye make me laugh, ye make me cry, but Ye mainly make me wave good-bye. #8 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on March 23, 2003 12:22 AM"What streets will they be dancing in..." Theirs "The most complex maze of idealism is in the 'right-wing' of the USA" "I hope your precious SUV flips over, homo." Wow, how'd you know? Silly savage, get away!! Takesth one to know one, I guessth. #9 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on March 23, 2003 12:36 AMThese ultimate racing pocket bikes are today's fastest growing products in the motor sport vehicle industry, aside from electrics scooters and gas scooters. #10 - Posted by: pocket bikes on October 28, 2004 05:48 PMThese ultimate racing pocket bikes are today's fastest growing products in the motor sport vehicle industry, aside from electrics scooters and gas scooters. #11 - Posted by: pocket bike on October 29, 2004 07:45 PMWhat about this sites, try them… What about this sites, try them… Post a comment
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