I just hope I don't break out into song during my Ichthyology exam. :)

What tune do you sing "I love America" to, anyways?

If it weren't for America,
the world would be at each others throat.
Whenever our Military destroys dictators,
I love to sing and dance and gloat!

Whenever their military...

Remember, this song is for non-Americans to sing.

Blah blah blah blah blah
Something something something "...shout"
Blah blah blah blah blah
Something something something "...Kraut"

Thank you for not killing us,
You are so wise and true,
Thank you for your guns and ammo,
Our saviors in red, white and blue

Frank,

You should hit this one out of the park by asking for more verses, same meter etc. Be hundreds of verse in a week though.

Good idea.

I love America!
Without them I'd have no Mickey Dee's (McDonalds)
I Love America!
Their there for you and me!

"I love America,
they chicks is really hot
and they actually shave their armpits
while our girls here do not."

"I want to be an American
'cause I don't like who I am
You now can call me Billy Bob,
Though I use to be called Saddam"

I love America
You gave us rock and roll
I love America
My country's just a hole

I love America
tho I feel I must be frank
I love America
but them hippies sure do stank

I love America
They make us rich to buy many Lexii*
I love America
They bring us Democracy, Whiskey and Sexy

*plural of Lexus (hey, you try to find a rhyme for sexy)

I love America!
It picks me up when I am down.
I love America!
They make me smile instead of frown.

Without America there'd be no freedom,
And dictators would run our lives.
We'd anguish in our grief and misery,
While tyrants raped our wives.

I love America
And poo on the Axis of Weasels
One reason I love America
They give us shots for the measles.

-or- (and I prefer this one):

I love America
And f**k the Axis of Weasels
The only thing I would love more than America
Is to see Michael Moore get the sh*t kicked out of his fat-stupid-America-hatin'-Bush-bashin'-movie-makin'up-ASS by Vin Diesel.

Their President spreads life, liberty
and happiness around the world
mine spread torture, famine and stupidity
the youngest one in curls

I love America!
let's all dance and celebrate!
yes I love love love America!
gee, our old LaSalle ran great!

For Canadians:
I love America!
You'll all be glad to know,
I love America!
For it has much less snow.

I love America!
The land which destiny calls!
I love America!
You have such huge-ass malls!

I love America!
Their tanks are large and mean,
Just right for rolling over pick up trucks,
Full of stinking Fedayeen.

How about..

I love America!
They give us money in huge bales!
I love America!
Without them we'd be shouting Zeig Hail!

I dunno.. maybe the bale part fits... I just wanted something to match with zeig hail..

:)

O.K., here's my version..it's a little x-rated but I just couldn't help myself. You know what they say about a man in uniform:

I love America
The men in uniform are hot
They make me wet when they shoot their guns
Saddam and Mohammad, they're not!

I just cracked myself up!

I love America
My country, it's a wreck...
I love the dreams from America
Who else could dream up Star Trek?

I love America they never take but give.
If we say we love America we'll be allowed to live.
Americans adore the truth, they never ever lie.
If we try to kill Americans we surely all will die.

I love America
They won us world war two
They took down the swastika
And the mustache man too

I love America
And I think I have found my niche'
It's going after Bush
And his tax cuts for the rich

I love America!
No one beats them in combat.
I love America!
So please don't hit me with your bat.

I love America!
When she grinds her axe.
She rids the world of Muslims,
And their suicide attacks.

I think Britain's better,
we did make this world...
but as long as it has lasted
those french bastards make me hurl!

I love America
their people all have guns
they use them to protect us
while frenchmen turn and run!

I love America
that red and white and blue,
because good old America,
Told Saddam "Fuck you!"

I love America
because it isn't France
they bathe and shave and tell the truth
and let women wear pants

I love America
because they pay me to
without their huge donations
we wouldn't have no shoes!

I love America
I've loved it all my life
The only problem with America,
Is you can only have 1 wife

I love America
Where there's freedom of the press
to tell the lies of dictators
who's countries are a mess

I love America
and you'd better love it too,
cuz if you don't ill kick your ass
like Rumsfeld told me to!

Je naim pas america
c'est tres coruptable
les anglais et americans
c'est merde? agree? OUI!

I love America.
I love the Castro and WeHo.
I'm free to be anything,
Except a G.I. Joe!

I love America.
I don't think she loves me.
I pay taxes just like other folks,
But I can't marry another he.

ONLY AMERICANS WOULD MAKE UP LYRICS TO A SONG ABOUT WHY OTHER PEOPLE LOVE THEM.

IF ONLY...(people love you that is)

THE TRUTH IS:

I love America
The IMF and World Bank,
Squalor, poverty, slave labour,
Our little country now sucks, we sank

THANK YOU SO MUCH, AMERICANS!!! WE LOVE YOU

I have a poem that could be re arranged to fit to your song,

The American Dream

The statue at New York harbour stands,
That great celebration of treachery,
The french harlot stares down at me,
This is the bosom of humanity?

A cry goes up among the mob,
You're stepping upon my liberty.
A cry comes down from the stand,
Give me death or give me treachery.

The natives driven further back,
All done in the name of freedom?
The american dream is equal for all,
But it's definitely more equal for some.

How can one nation be so thick,
Ruled by a fake democracy,
How can one nation be so sick,
So full to the brim of hypocrisy.

This can only be the ironic state,
Something they don’t understand,
The american dream, to rob and steal,
Hope and dreams and oil and land.

Give me your huddled masses,
Yearning to breathe free,
I'll gladly stamp all over them,
And steal from them with glee.

'suckmydick' & 'C Whitehead' Shut uo before i rip out you're eyes & skull fuck you!

Of my fucking god, only Americans could be so stupid\ignorent.
Im sorry but you just dont seam to get the idea that NOT VERY MANY COUNTRIES LIKES YOU.

here is a revised version of the song you wrote

NOTE: don't sing the stuff in the brackets. thats just side notes

-I love America
-Its there for you and me as long as it affects them in some way. (ex:ww2 pearl harbour was a few years after the war started)
-I love America
-They kill more of there own then the enemy (this is an overstatement but does hold true in some cases..ex: more coalition men were killed by friendly fire than by the taliban)

-Without the fall of the USSR ther'd be no peace (because america and them would have nuked the fuck out of eachother and the world at some point)
-and the sun would never shine (well yea, it would be blacked out from all the fuckin nuclear fallout)
-Canada would have the arrow (a revolutionary plane thats production was shut down because supposidally "hasnt been proved" america didn't like the idea of not haveing the best stuff and forced the halt to the unfinished project)
-And we would all roll around in the mud like swine. (yea the burning sensation from all the nukes will do that to ya)

-I loath America
-cuz rape with them isnt wrong.(when americans occupied (Hungary\holland i forget which) accusations of rape were ignored by american commanders with there excuse bieing "we liberated you, what more do you want". durring the nazi occupation rape was very uncommom because nazi commanders would shoot a solidure in the center of town if 2 or more locals could identife that he was in fact the raper)
-They are right and our opinions don't matter because they have more guns than us (which is due to the fact that they stole axis scientists after the war and just continued ideas that the nazi's had already started. try and prove me wrong)

-If America weren't there (who learned you english? If america "wasn't" there)
-Death wouldn't rule the day (yes..and putting thousands of solidures into a fenced in area and letting them die of exposure and then putting more in is real fucking humain. i can do without that)
-Blacks wouldn't be educated. (slavery brought them to america and BAM!!! 200 years later crime has skyrocketed)
-the nazi's would have killed them along with the gay's (no....russia was the decideing factor in ww2 i just couldent think of a good way to end that line)

-I love America
-but a helping hand you'll never pass
-so bend over america
-and kiss my fucking ass

there.... i hope i have motivated some person to reply with an angry responce to this, but hey freedom of speach is a right in america.

Hehe :) No such luck, Mr. Nibbles. You didn't anger *me* in the least! Your problem in understanding this post is thinking that we actually BELIEVE that other countries like us. We know most of them don't! If they did, there would be no reason for us to sit around and make up songs about how cool we are and laugh that no one else gets it... because bringing up the fact that we're loved WOULD be arrogant if it were true. Since it's not, it's fun to say, "Dude, they so don't appreciate us at all. Wouldn't it be awesome if there were a day that everyone celebrated how cool America is? Not that that's ever gonna happen, cause they suck!" "Hehehe, rock on, man! America rules!" :) I don't know the people on this blog personally, but I really doubt they are rapists, white supremacists or murderers... I tend to think most of them are probably kinda like me. They're folks who like their country and think other people are going a bit overboard in their criticism (and you can see their point from all the Nazi comparisons you critics use... come on, you've gotta admit, the comparison is absurd!), so they go a bit overboard in return. Cause it's *funny*. And if you don't find it funny, at least *try* to understand that for them, it's in the spirit of fun.

Oh, and one more thing, chickie, regarding the "who learned you english" line? Please, it seriously HURTS to see you say that, and then one line later use made-up spellings like "solidures" and "humain." Unless you *know* the language, don't criticize the way someone else uses it... it just makes you look like a fool. Well, I guess the intimations that Americans are worse than Nazis made you look like more of a fool, which is why I really can't feel mad at you at all... you're just really really nonthreatening... but come on. Even ridiculously overblown invective can be made to sound plausible if the spelling and grammar are good (as Cicero taught us so many centuries ago! :)). OK, that's all from me! G'night! :)

Gotta love these hypocrite non-Americans! (That's the way the world is you know, Americans, and 'others').

Especially the Euros. Yes, for thousands of years the euros have been a model of peace and tolerance. *cough*choke*gag*

We shouldn't have spent our tax dollars bailing you foreigners out last century, then maybe you wouldn't be so envious of our great and mighty power. Wait a minute, you probably would.

Hahahaha!

Nibbles, I just need to do a quick fact-checking on your ass - the Arrow was cancelled because it was hideously expensive, not because the Americans opposed it. IIRC, the Americans, and several other nations, actually wanted to buy some of them(yes, Canada had better planes than the US for a couple years - it was the Arrow designers that formed the core of NASA in the early days, as well as a couple other big-name projects), but Diefenbaker decided it would be too embarassing to sell the plane but not use it, and between that and Avro firing all their employees in a gambit to re-start production, it got destroyed instead of produced. But it wasn't the fault of the Americans.

America is where I really wanna live,
for health care and welfare to me they will give!
There we swam for many miles sharks snapping at our asses,
Just to live the wealthy life of their lower classes!

America is truely great for oh so many things,
like sexy chics who make up many songs for me to sing!
I love their cowboys and their indians too,
How I adore the culture of both the Christian and the American Jew!
There's just one thing I don't understand,
so many different cultures in the very same land!
I love the ones who talk low talk slow and don't say much at all
As much as the ones who run chattering from mall to mall!
Oh America is a land of wonders indeed,
where your worth is not based upon your color or creed!
I could go on and on singing praises forever more,
About these wonder peoples whom I adore!

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