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April 22, 2003
Behold My Glory!
Now you get to choose what will be the official photo of me, the beloved Frank J., to go on my About Me page. All shots were taken with a digital camera held at arms length... unless they obviously weren't. And I just now noticed that my left eye tends to be slightly more closed than the right; what's up with that? Anyhoo, here are the choices: Photo #1: Here I am as normal, with a slight smirk. Yeah, I know I'm better than you. Photo #2: Here I am more serious looking. Yes, I'm a humorous guy, but you'll never know how deep and philosophical my thoughts are. Photo #3: Here I am smiling. I'm a happy, funny guy. Everyone loves Frank. Photo #4: Here I am staring into the unknown, my thoughts distant and mysterious. Or maybe my ADD kicked in while I was taking that shot. Photo #5: I was thinking my readers might want a picture that has more character, so here is suicidally depressed Frank. "Everyone just laughs at me!" Whoops! Looks like some forgot to take his pills. Photo #6: Now the pills have kicked in. Here's psycho happy Frank! Photo #7: Here's paranoid Frank. Why would people want a picture of me? For what purpose? Photo #8: And here I am with homicidal rage like my hero, Donald Rumsfeld. Photo #9: And here is what The Matrix would look like if I starred in it. Don't I look dangerous with those silenced Skorpions (or "Klobbs" for aficionados of the N64 game Goldeneye)? Photo #10: And here is what The Matrix would look like if Agent Smith had the head of a monkey... but now I think we've strayed off topic. Carefully make your selection. You only get to vote once, and no revotes if you accidentally vote for Buchanan. Polling will be open for the rest of the week, or until I arbitrarily decide to end it. Poll results can also be ignored if I don't like them. You see, it's like a democracy, but better, because I get the final say. Poll has closed. See results here. 34 Responses To "Behold My Glory!"
A vote for #10 is a vote for FREEDOM! And Lugers. #1 - Posted by: apotheosis on April 22, 2003 08:33 AMI think you should put them all into a giant collage, call it "The Many Faces of Frank," and put it up as a splash page. #2 - Posted by: michele on April 22, 2003 08:36 AMFrank needs help, folks. Let's take those faces and photoshop them into more entertaining places... #3 - Posted by: rosignol on April 22, 2003 08:52 AMTo use an image of Frank, you first have to give me money. Give me money. #4 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 08:56 AMYou can use my image without paying. You were nice enough to point me out to where to make a poll. #6 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 09:29 AM#7 looks like you just drank some bitter puppy puree. #7 - Posted by: Perry on April 22, 2003 09:46 AMseems that we all think Frank is a monkey headed agent smith... Chris #8 - Posted by: chris on April 22, 2003 10:16 AMLOL. But I have to wonder if that's shadowing going on under Frank's eyes or a bit of blue mascara.... #9 - Posted by: Camille on April 22, 2003 12:18 PMI need more sleep. Photo editing can take care of that. #10 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 01:26 PMLet's start with the most obvious Photoshop gimmick and get it out of the way. #11 - Posted by: Fritz on April 22, 2003 01:30 PMHow about this slogan (seen on a bumper sticker) for your t-shirt? NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS #13 - Posted by: cait on April 22, 2003 01:52 PMI'm stuck in a Nick at Night theme. I think this one is a bit more original though. Yeah, I'm thinking this was a bad idea now. Should have held out for more money. #15 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 03:24 PMFrank does sorta look like Greg Brady. Except in that last picture, where he reminds me of Bubbles. Where do I vote for Buchanon? #16 - Posted by: Bill H on April 22, 2003 03:31 PMI was going to make Buchanan the second choice in the poll, but I could only fit in ten entries. I bet if I did include him, the race would be between him and monkey face. #17 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 03:33 PMStinki, Hey, this is your sister. Love ya! You go away, Sarah. You're not allowed on my site. And I think my technique of holding the camera at arms length was perfectly capable. #19 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 06:17 PMHey little bro, maybe its the statistics guy in me, but thats an interesting distribution to the voting. #20 - Posted by: JpF on April 22, 2003 06:32 PMI agree, monkeys are good. People are bad. #22 - Posted by: Andrew C on April 22, 2003 07:06 PMSilly Sister Sarah is too busy immersing herself in Hollywood to give anything to this site. She just got hired to be the Costume Designer for a feature length film even though she just finished school like a week ago, so now she's too good to talk to her brother. She’s like, "If you have something to say to me, talk to my people and they'll pass the message on to me." #24 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 07:51 PMHehe... OT but you should put your sister on an imao.us t-shirt. #25 - Posted by: SteveB on April 22, 2003 09:17 PMStay away from my sister or you'll get a beating your grandkids will feel. #26 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 22, 2003 10:15 PMStay away from my sister or you'll get a beating your grandkids will feel.Funniest thing I've read all day. #27 - Posted by: addison on April 22, 2003 10:36 PM So, what are you going to beat these people with --- your fiercely typed words? Also, about the Matrix pic, is Keanu's brain-dead expression really something you want to emulate? With Love and Concern, #28 - Posted by: Sarah on April 23, 2003 01:39 AMI am donating money to get you a new haircut. The one you have now is just not homicidal enough. #29 - Posted by: Drexil on April 23, 2003 04:59 AMI want #7!! Plus I like the collage idea. It's rather disturbing, in a German art film sort of way. #30 - Posted by: Rachel on April 23, 2003 03:40 PMWhy not a photoshopped Rumsfeld picture or something for the logo? maybe him strangling ChIraq #31 - Posted by: Ken on April 23, 2003 07:13 PMI want to see a pic of you in backless, yet tasteful t-shirt, so we can be sure you're not controlled by a puppet-master. #33 - Posted by: Adriane on April 24, 2003 12:08 AM#8 no contest. Best (most memorable) headshot on the web. #34 - Posted by: BAM on April 24, 2003 09:42 PMPost a comment
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