 |
|
|
|
About IMAO Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!  Buy funniest book ever!  IMAO Podcasts IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter
 Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!
About IMAO
If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK. About Frank J. Bloggers: Frank J. Harvey RightWingDuck Cadet Happy spacemonkey Laurence Simon SarahK Popular Categories
Fred Thompson FactsJohn Edwards Fabulous Facts lolterizt IMAO Condensed Know Thy Enemy Editorials Frank the Artist In My World Other Content
Ode to ViolenceBrief Histories IMAO Audio Bits  Read the Essay Own the Shirt Peace Gallery Search IMAO
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds "Unfunny treasonous ronin!" -Lou Tulio* "You, sir, are a natural born killer." -E. Harrington "You'll never get my job! Never!!!" -Jonah Goldberg "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO." -No One of Consequence "A blogger with a sense of humor." -Some Woman on MSNBC Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQThe Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler Blackfive Captain's Quarters Classical Values Conservative Grapevine The Corner The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!) Dave in Texas Eject! Eject! Eject! Electric Venom Hot Air Puppy Blender La Shawn Barber's Corner Michelle Malkin Pereiraville Protein Wisdom Rachel Lucas Right Wing News Scrappleface Serenity's Journal Townhall Blog IMAO Blogroll Bad Example Cadet Happy The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles mountaineer musings Right Wing Duck  This Blog Is Full of Crap Fred Thompson Links Fred File Blogs for Fred Fred Thompson Facts Awards
|
April 29, 2003
If I Were President: "Boo Hoo... My Speech is Being Supressed"
I know everyone and their mother has commented on this topic, but I just couldn't help putting my own two cents in because it pissed me off so much. I'm not as funny when I'm angry, but take what you get. So here is me as President, giving an address to the American people. I know there have been a number of complaints about suppression of speech here in America. Those in opposition to the war think the harsh criticism they've received has been stifling their dissent. I have just one thing to say to this: Shut up you whiny little bitches! I swear to God almighty, that if I see even one of you come and complain to my face like that, I will shake you like a British nanny until He finally deems appropriate to bestow you an ounce of sense. "Whaa! People say mean things about me. It's like we don't have any freedom anymore." I simply lack the skill with prose to express how much you idiots disgust me. There are people in other countries who risk their own lives to speak out against oppression, and you pieces of excrement are whining about how people are criticizing you for that diarrhea of the mouth you think is political speak. Well, I can think of any better expression of freedom of speech than people making life hell for you complete and utter nitwits, either by constantly declaring loudly what jackasses you people are or boycotting whatever you are involved with. "But that's suppressing the debate," you whine. Hey, just like you wouldn't want some KKK member's opinion on the subject of race relations, we don't need the input of assclown pacifists on the debate of foreign affairs. Your opinions are so idiotic, they erode the debate, not add to it. We are all dumber for having listened to you, and democracy is better for having you shouted down. If some of you still don't get the point, then, next time I hear one of you retards complain about your "speech being oppressed," I'll send some thugs to murder your family, burn down your house, and then drag you out in the street cut out your tongue. Then tell me (or, I guess, sign to me) whether you can't tell the difference between that actual suppression of speech and what you thought was oppression before. One last note: if you're a hot chick, and you're idea of fighting back is to pose naked, I'm perfectly fine with that. Everyone else, shut up for the sake of the country's sanity. Thank you and God bless. 33 Responses To "If I Were President: "Boo Hoo... My Speech is Being Supressed""
Totally nasty, in a very good way! *thumbs up!* #2 - Posted by: yanei wu on April 29, 2003 08:37 AMRight on, Frank! (And I don't mean that in a 1960's hippie way.) You said it all in a nutshell. When debating this subject, I keep telling people that Freedom of Speech is not FREE. Sometimes it costs you something to voice an unpopular opinion because everyone else has the freedom to tell you to go f**k yourself! That's what the U.S. of A is all about (the freedom, not the f**king yourself). Anyway, if you want to be an "activist" you better be committed to your cause and willing to accept some criticism and even some financial consequences. Otherwise, you're just a superficial, whiny baby like Tim "the wussy" Robbins and the Dixie (didn't want to see them naked) Chicks. "I should be able to say whatever and want and everyone has to listen to me, and LIKE IT, too! Look at me on my soapbox! Attention! Attention, everybody! I just love attention! But don't say mean things about me or I'll throw such a tantrum!" These morons make me sick! #3 - Posted by: Frank L. on April 29, 2003 08:56 AMIt's more true than it is funny. #4 - Posted by: Rob on April 29, 2003 08:57 AMSorry, I wanted to come up with something funny today, but I really needed to vent on this for my own sanity. But, oh my God, do I have a funny idea for tomorrow. #5 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 29, 2003 08:59 AMBrilliant. Just brilliant. It's funny enough for me, but then I have a monkey on my blog, so what do I know? (I revere the monkey) #6 - Posted by: Red on April 29, 2003 09:49 AMAbraham Lincoln said it best: "I'd rather stay silent and be thought a fool, than open my mouth and remove all doubt." Sure, you have the right to say whatever you want, but if it doesn't make sense to the rest of us, there are consequences. By the way, we need to set up a "Tom Daschle Award" for outstanding achievement in hyperbole. What would be a good booby prize? #7 - Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger on April 29, 2003 09:56 AMMan, for a second I thought you were directing that Lincoln quote at me. I think I removed all doubt a long while ago anyway. #8 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 29, 2003 10:13 AMLOVE IT! you know you shouldnt have turned down that job as speech writer for GWB. he needs you man. #9 - Posted by: Carolyn on April 29, 2003 10:58 AMYou meant Mark Twain, not Lincoln: "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." #10 - Posted by: Devilbunny on April 29, 2003 11:19 AMWoohoo! And it equally can apply to all the ones who whine about "suppression of my Christian beliefs". #11 - Posted by: Jane on April 29, 2003 11:27 AMYEP...and it can also apply to those who whine " They won't let me win at attempting to crush their rights to voice christian beliefs!"..How incredibly intolerant of my intolerance!!!! #12 - Posted by: Fletchman on April 29, 2003 11:34 AMYEP...and it can also apply to those who whine " They won't let me win at attempting to crush their rights to voice christian beliefs!"..How incredibly intolerant of my intolerance!!!! #13 - Posted by: Fletchman on April 29, 2003 11:34 AMNo arguing about Christian beliefs or arguing about arguing of Christian beliefs here. At IMAO, it just assumed that all Catholic beliefs are correct and no arguments are needed. #14 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 29, 2003 11:55 AMFrank, I like your style. The One True and Holy Faith isn't called The One True and Holy Faith for nothing. #15 - Posted by: Jane on April 29, 2003 12:20 PMYou should submit that speech tothe White House. Maybe GWB will use it. BTW, BRING BACK THE MONKEY!!! #16 - Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on April 29, 2003 12:31 PMThe monkey is in the about me page and that's where he stays. #17 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 29, 2003 12:41 PMSee the lack of decent education in action! These whiny putzes never learned that the first amendment (the part of the bill of rights where they talk about all the free-speech stuff, for any of you educated after 1990) applies to the *government* and what it can and cannot do regarding speech in this nation. The first amendment doesn't mean people gotta like you when you get done talkin'. #18 - Posted by: kelley on April 29, 2003 01:57 PMHeh heh. Remember that scene in Clockwork Orange where Malcolm McDowell gets strapped down in a chair, his eyes held open forcibly with tweezers, his hands tied so he can't clamp them over his ears? That's what I'd like to do with the whining leftist liburls... while Frank J. comes on to perform LIVE. I know, I'm disturbed. #19 - Posted by: tictoc on April 29, 2003 02:16 PMWhere do I sign up for the Ashcroft Liberal Tongue-Remover Brigades? I'm not just a gun nut, I also wield a mean pair of pliers and/or kitchen-shears... I swear, I'll lie about my age this time, so they don't tell me to fuck off like the Nat. Guard told me on 9/13/2001. Just put me near Tim Robbins, is all I ask. #20 - Posted by: Kim du Toit on April 29, 2003 02:50 PMCan we get back to that hot chick posing naked, please? I'd applaud that protest! LOL #21 - Posted by: Keith McComb on April 29, 2003 04:10 PMCan we get back to that hot chick posing naked, please? I'd applaud that protest! LOL #22 - Posted by: Keith McComb on April 29, 2003 04:11 PMI only hit post once. Why the two posts? #23 - Posted by: Keith McComb on April 29, 2003 04:11 PMI never liked him. He's never given Jonah that raise he keeps asking for. #26 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 29, 2003 05:11 PMYay, a Family Guy reference... or else, a reference to a real life that was simultaneously made by Family Guy. #27 - Posted by: set on April 29, 2003 10:00 PMThanks for the rant. Both needed and appreciated. BloodthirstyWarmonger, I think the best prize you could award for your "Tom Daschle Award" would be Tom Daschle. #28 - Posted by: aelfheld on April 30, 2003 10:12 AMVery well said. I am often amazed at the audacity of individuals in this country who feel they are oppressed simply because they aren't given inexcusably wide berth to express their at times uneducated, and at worst assinine, opinions. Bravo for your candor, even from this Democrat! #29 - Posted by: Eric M. Hodge on April 4, 2004 04:52 PMRight on the HEAD! I'm so awfully sick of the liberal side of the media, liberal school teachers, etc, etc, deciding what is or is not free speech that the vomitus rises every time I read or listen to them whine. Every time you hear one within reach, poke them in the eye. Maybe after they have two swollen shut eyes, they'll get the idea that we are TIRED of their form of free speech. xoxo mjb #30 - Posted by: Mike on May 5, 2004 07:33 PMFor Effexor information. Search Google http://www.google.com/ #32 - Posted by: Google on November 11, 2004 12:29 PMHow do these #%$@$&* spammers do this? They deserve to be kicked to death by grasshoppers. #33 - Posted by: chupic on November 13, 2004 02:55 PMPost a comment
|
Buy IMAO T-Shirts 
 
 
IMAO T-Shirts
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe (winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!! Yay! Books!
Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24American Idol Aqua-Adventures Barackalypse Now Best of IMAO 2002 Best of IMAO 2006 Bite-Sized Wisdom Editorials Election 2008 Filthy Lies Frank Answers Frank Discussions Frank on Guns Frank Reads the Bible Frank the Artist Fred Thompson Facts Friday Cat-Blogging Fun Trivia Hellbender Hellbender Take Two Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths Humor I Hate Frank If I Were President ignis fatuous IMAO Condensed IMAO Exclusives IMAO for the Non-Deaf IMAO Reviews IMAO Think Tank In My World In My World - Fan Fiction John Edwards Fabulous Facts Know Thy Enemy lolterizt Michael Moore Mitt Romney Ads News Round-Up Newsish Fakery No, McCain't Our Military Permalink Contest Precision Guided Humor Assignments Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul Ronin Profiles Ronin Thought of the Day SarahK's TV stuff Scary Evil Monkey Simpsons Trivia Songs & Poems State of the Frank Report Superego Totally True Tidbits WEsistance Is Facile Why Me Laugh? Yvonne's Ashes By Month
December 2008September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 March 1933
|
Stumble It!
