You know what worked to destabilize regimes in medieval times? Sapping a castle! That's when a whole bunch of seigers struck out the pick axes and shovels and tunneled under the walls of the castle, building little tunnels reinforced with wood beams. When they got enough tunnels, they lit the beams on fire, after scurrying out of the holes, of course. So when the reinforcing beams burned to ash, the weight of the walls and castle structures made the tunnels collapse, bringing along the walls and castle.

Suhweet! After all, we do have Iraq and Afghanistan to start our tunneling.

But please wait until after 9:30 EDT so I can load up on CAT when the market opens.

If you really want to destabilize Iran, you should have them raised by Hillary Clinton's parents. They raised the senator and she seems unstable.

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   Mad Mullahs!

"There, Mohammed! Tell me you do not hear a purple dinosaur singing now!"

I always thought that we should load up a bunch of itching powder and stink bombs on stealth bombers and drop it on nutjob regimes. Nobody can take a mullah seriously if he's trying to hold his nose and scratch at the same time.

"* Massive Doses of Radiation: ...
But how do you deliver massive doses of radiation to a country..."

That would be your Neutron Bomb, Frank. Massive radiation burst, hardly any blast effect. Kills people ( and monkeys! ) but leaves buildings standing. The advantage here is that no one can accuse us of being Culturally Insensitve because we trashed some national museum filled with old,crufty stuff. Added benefit: no looters!

stupid beardo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Shoot stuff. I like to shoot stuff when I feel destable...

actually, the core is a good movie.

"That would be your Neutron Bomb, Frank. Massive radiation burst, hardly any blast effect. Kills people ( and monkeys! ) but leaves buildings standing."

Leslie Nielson called. He wants his deadpan obliviousness to hilarity back.

_-_V_-_, nice observation. Your parents must be proud of your progress.
Yes, you've come a long from the safety of the soft walls you knew just a short time ago. Back then -- I remember it well -- you were like a child's terrarium; the wheel was spinning but the hamster was dead.
Yes, you were lost. As lost as that matching left sock that you didn't know was missing until you had a special date with destiny and wanted to wear that sock. But it was gone, and you didn't know why any more than you knew why dogs consider cat poop a delicacy.
Just one of a crowd, that curious kind that most people ignore like helmet laws. The kind of a guy that you knew was about to sell his car for gas money...

okay, okay, I'm sounding like Howard Cosell now...

LMAO. Very nice.

Actualy, nuetron bombs DO, alas, have a signifigant blasteffect. IT's just less than a similiarly sized purely nuclear device. But the REAL problem is that all that radiation just destabilized the bodies.. It doesn't make them disintergrate. Which sucks, cause then someone has to go sweep up all the dead people and cart them off and stuff, or else they start to stink something AWFUL! Plus hiring all those dead-people-cartering guys is really expensive. ESPECIALLY if they have to work overtime. And if they don't, the whole sitty ends up smelling like dirty gym socks. And nobody wants THAT...

Metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons for what we believe upon instinct, but to find these reasons is no less an instinct.