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June 12, 2003
They're Heeeeeere...
Nuke the Moon t-shirts are now in stock (available in Medium, Large, XL, and 2 XL) and will be shipping to those who preordered them. Of course, this calls for a big promotion and celebration. Details soon. Until then, order your shirt. UPDATE: If anyone has ideas for promoting selling the shirt, please tell me. And they can't involve giving away free shirts. More posting on this tomorrow. 16 Responses To "They're Heeeeeere..."
How about a contest where soeone earns a free shirt? #1 - Posted by: Cassidy on June 12, 2003 04:03 PMIf I did that, then people wouldn't order, because they'd be hoping to get the free one. #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 12, 2003 04:22 PMCome on Frank, if anybody gets a free shirt it's me. I'm the founder of imao capitalism. NO FREE T-SHIRTS! If you want to support this site, please buy one. There will be a special promotion for anyone who buys a shirt that I will be announcing tomorrow. #5 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 12, 2003 08:46 PMI just BOUGHT my shirt, Frank. I can't wait to hear about that promotion! Does it involve Heather Locklear delivering the shirt to my house in a black teddy? #6 - Posted by: J. Wolfgang Frank on June 12, 2003 08:58 PMUh... yeah! That's exactly it. Now keep quiet so you don't ruin the surprise. #7 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 12, 2003 09:06 PMHow about people who order a shirt get a signed copy of an "In My Own World" featuring either first date between Buck and the Fox News Reporter, or Condoleezza Rice and her nefarious Nuke the Moon scheme? Or a combination of both? Available exclusively to purchasers of the T-Shirt. Oh, yeah, and free T-Shirts to people who make good How To Sell T-Shirt Suggestions. #8 - Posted by: jeffrey boulier on June 12, 2003 10:01 PMHey Frank- How about this: All of the regulars to IMAO who have their own blog (or other type) site mention this great deal, and once-in-a-lifetime chance to own one of these wonderful shirts. I will be partaking this in my crappy little livejournal, to my audience of six, but if you all help out we should be able to get the word around pretty fast! #10 - Posted by: Jose on June 12, 2003 11:22 PMHow about something for the ladies? A bit of Hanky-Panky Franky for whoever buys a T-shirt?? For the men- well, you've got a favour to call in with Courtney... #11 - Posted by: trevalyan on June 12, 2003 11:28 PMI like Jeffrey B.'s idea of sending an exclusive "In My World" to those who purchase the t-shirt. The shirts need to be shipped anyway, right? I think it should include the long-awaited showdown between Laura and Condi. Who could resist? #12 - Posted by: Jennifer on June 12, 2003 11:37 PMYears ago when I lived in Hollywood, I designed a t-shirt for a production company that did 1970's kid's shows. The shirt was VERY popular and I was happy that it was selling. Then, I found out that it was selling because it had become popular at rave parties as some kind of retro drug-culture symbol. So, if Nuke the Moon accidentally becomes popular with the ecstasy/techno/rave crowd, you'll sell hundreds of them. Maybe you can give them away to local DJs who will wear your shirt in front of a crowd of nitrous oxide-sniffing, pill-popping, glow stick waving...on second thought, BAD IDEA. Forget I brought this up, OK.
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