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June 18, 2003
The Choice is Now Yours
It was some hard work, but I've picked my ten favorite subtitles. There were a lot of great ones that didn't make the cut for one reason or another, and I'll probably do a post of all my favorites later. Without further ado here are the finalists... right after a word from our sponsors. Buy a Nuke the Moon t-shirt today! It will make you more intelligent, extremely attractive to the opposite sex, and may grant you super powers! Buy one before they're all gone! Thanks for staying tuned. Here are the finalists: "You can have any humor you like as long as it's black." submitted by Brian Noggle Congratulations to all the finalists. I've made my choice, but it's ultimately up to you, my readers, what the new subtitle will be and who wins the t-shirt. Please, one vote per person. THE POLL IS NOW CLOSED; RESULTS ARE HERE The running poll results will not be visible to keep the winning subtitle a surprise. Tune in Friday morning to find out what the new subtitle is and who wins the t-shirt. 21 Responses To "The Choice is Now Yours"
Bah! I was ready to vote for any of mine if they came up, but the others are really, really good. I'll have to think about it. #1 - Posted by: Jennifer on June 18, 2003 07:27 AMWhar?1? There was no vote for a gratuitus monkey joke. #2 - Posted by: Chris on June 18, 2003 08:14 AMI don't want my site to be all about monkeys. Only let one in that mentions monkeys. #3 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 18, 2003 08:30 AMI think that "because where you work won't let you look at porn" is by far the best #4 - Posted by: Mike D... I Mean John Smith on June 18, 2003 11:25 AMThose were brilliant. It was difficult to choose. I think you might consider rotating the subtitle to include more of them and choose not to give anyone a free T-shirt (send a free one to me, instead, for this suggestion). #5 - Posted by: Mrs. du Toit on June 18, 2003 02:26 PMWow! Those were all good but Serenity's is by far, the best one! Vote for her! #6 - Posted by: Anonymous person who is not Serenity on June 18, 2003 04:19 PMCycle of Violence. Heh! I did enjoy that visual. Since "Yes! We have no bananas!" was not a choice, I went for that one. Maybe we can get a new picture of Frank J. riding the cycle on his About Me page? One can hope. #7 - Posted by: Steph on June 18, 2003 04:52 PMI'm bummed. My mail wasn't delivered to your site! (This message was created automatically by mail delivery software (Exim). A message that you sent has not yet been delivered to one or more of its The message identifier is: 19S10Y-0008L9-00 It was: "Hug your children with Nuclear Arms!" "Shoot The Moon!" "Monkeys, Musings And Rarrumsfeld" "Splitting Atoms, Skulls & Sides With Equal Ease" "Making Your World, MY World." "I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood." Ah well, I'll never win that free T-Shirt now. Orion #8 - Posted by: Orion on June 18, 2003 05:10 PMOoooh, and those are really good, Orion. Bummer. You can vote for me instead. :-) #9 - Posted by: Jennifer on June 18, 2003 09:40 PM
Orion #10 - Posted by: Orion on June 19, 2003 02:13 AMer...Orion, I got the same message just now but obviously my mail got through to Frank because one of my entries was picked. Don't take that the wrong way.... Frank--not sure what is going on with your email but at least two people have received that now. #11 - Posted by: serenity on June 19, 2003 02:42 AMOH NO! I thought my submission was rejected, but it turns out my email bounced and Frank never saw it. DAMN YOUS... DAMN YOUS ALL TA HELL. #12 - Posted by: SteveB on June 19, 2003 02:47 AMYeah, that's it, everyone, the only reason your entries didn't get picked is because your e-mail bounced. heh heh #13 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 19, 2003 10:42 AMLOL. No stress Serenity - I freelance so I'm quite used to getting rejected. But I just got the same message again a few hours ago, so I'm reasonably sure that my - obviously superior - suggestions didn't get through. It's probably just as well, for if they had, Frank would then have no need for his survey. I blame the Monkeys. They're clearly trying to force Frank into having an inferior tag line. Orion #14 - Posted by: Orion on June 19, 2003 12:39 PM(in the same vein as above) I coulda been a contendah! Orion #15 - Posted by: Orion on June 19, 2003 12:40 PMDoes anyone have cheese to go with this whine? #16 - Posted by: Mike D on June 19, 2003 02:14 PMOui, monseuir, we hav 'a verry fahn brie - it is, 'ah, verry runny today. Le Orion #17 - Posted by: Orion on June 19, 2003 04:58 PMI know this is too late but one of my favorites: Let's go out and wreck shit!! #18 - Posted by: Sam on June 19, 2003 05:14 PMSeriously though Frank it did bounce: This message was created automatically by mail delivery software (Exim). A message that you sent has not yet been delivered to one or more of its recipients after more than 24 hours on the queue on clio.hmdns.net. The message identifier is: 19SMBP-00066n-00 The address to which the message has not yet been delivered is: frankj@imao.us No action is required on your part. Delivery attempts will continue for some time, and this warning may be repeated at intervals if the message remains undelivered. Eventually the mail delivery software will give up, and when that happens, the message will be returned to you. Thanks, Orion...if you voted for me, I should have about 3 votes. Yay! #20 - Posted by: Jennifer on June 19, 2003 11:02 PM1992 How can this all be right? Check out my site http://www.pai-gow-keno.com #21 - Posted by: keno on October 5, 2004 11:37 AMPost a comment
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