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June 20, 2003
Frank Answers: Bounced E-mails and Psychic Powers
Meryl Yourish from a secluded island in the Pacific writes: Yes, I didn't want to mention it because it has not been confirmed by scientists, but my Nuke the Moon t-shirt gives me psychic powers. I am able to tell what a person is going to e-mail me and respond even without seeing the e-mail! Actually, when you e-mail frankj@imao.us, it forwards the e-mail to imao@cfl.rr.com, but it also saves the e-mail. Apparently, the frankj@imao.us mailbox filled up - thus the bounce back messages - yet I still get the message forwarded to my other account. So, all you people who thought I never received your subtitle submissions, I did receive them and summarily rejected them... if that makes you feel better. So, until I get my mailbox cleaned out, just ignore the bounce back messages. * * * * More Frank Answers™ later! ...if I feel like it. Actually, screw you; you write some funny posts. I've been writing for the whole week and I feel burnt out now. Ah, I shouldn't take it out on you, my readers. Didn't get much sleep last night so I just didn't have time or energy to think of something to post today. I should have just pulled something from my ancient archives of funny stuff and put that up... oh, I have the perfect thing! But I'm at work now, so it will have to wait until I get home about 5pm. But it will be great! Until then, for those of you who have received your shirts by now, here is how to turn it into a cool ninja mask. Sure, you're saying, I can do that with any black t-shirt, but only the Nuke the Moon t-shirt gives you actual ninja powers! Oh, and I have been putting secret messages in my Links of the Day™ for like a week now; did anyone notice? 15 Responses To "Frank Answers: Bounced E-mails and Psychic Powers"
aHA! So the all-powerful Nuke the Moon t-shirt doesn't keep you refreshed even after only little sleep! Well, scratch my order. #1 - Posted by: dr.dna on June 20, 2003 08:27 AMI actually do feel better, knowing that I was rejected instead of missing a chance. Now I know I need to do better. #2 - Posted by: SteveB on June 20, 2003 08:35 AMdr. dna, I caught the last one but I think it was the most obvious. #4 - Posted by: Vince on June 20, 2003 09:03 AMOf course not. I am wearing my tinfoil eyeglasses to prevent mind control. #5 - Posted by: Brian J. on June 20, 2003 10:03 AMIs having all those super powers and nigh invulnerability and women chasing you all the time really worth $15.95? I mean, that still seems kind of high for a T-shirt. #6 - Posted by: Clint the Cool Guy on June 20, 2003 01:07 PMNO! Rejected?! It can't be!! It's the Monkeys, I tell you! The Monkeys!! Orion #7 - Posted by: Orion on June 20, 2003 01:21 PMActually, the one in the "Links of the Day" from June 19th was the most blaringly obvious one. (secret message). #8 - Posted by: serenity on June 20, 2003 01:46 PMer...they were all obvious except this one. Geez, Frank, I'll get a shirt already, no need for threats...damn! #9 - Posted by: serenity on June 20, 2003 01:55 PMI was hoping someone would have noticed the messages from the odd line breaks, but I tried to make yesterday's extra obvious to finally give up the game. #10 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 20, 2003 02:14 PMWow. That website says that, after folding a shirt like that, "Now you're a ninja." See, I thought that being a ninja came from years of training. Guess I was wrong... #11 - Posted by: LACAstronomer on June 20, 2003 03:08 PMNope. Just a good mask and you're a ninja. Waaaaa! #12 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 20, 2003 04:56 PMduh. I thought it was freakin' poetry. I actually did consider looking at the middle word of each line, but I either was too lazy or checked the first couple and gave up. u r the chit lady Post a comment
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