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June 25, 2003
Announcements
Okay. I'm putting a moratorium on readers mentioning monkeys. When the first reader e-mailed me this story, it was funny (heh heh, they shot monkeys), but I was a little tired of it by the tenth e-mail. I don't like the fact that when people see something about monkeys, they think Frank J. That's the absolute opposite of what I want. Also, I'm declaring an end to the cat at gunpoint caption contest. The picture is funny enough by itself, but there were a lot of absolutely hilarious entries for captions if you haven’t read through them. The one I pick as winner, though, is this one by Tuning Spork: "Please, Miss Reno! I don't wanna go back to Cuba!!" Congratulations, Tuning Spork. You get the super-secret prize of no monetary value. Sorry about no Frank Answers™ today; that was bad planning on my part. Speaking of bad planning, the Attack of the Belgians was supposed to be just one post, but I never left myself enough time to write it so I had to make it a series. The conclusion is Monday. 19 Responses To "Announcements"
Woo hoo!!! Thanks for the super-secret prize of no monetary value! Extremely cool. And yer right, it's Priceless!! #1 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on June 25, 2003 07:24 PMI gotta say Frank, you should have expected it... You replace your face with a photoshop monkey, you talk about monkeys a bit... people start associating you with monkeys. It's like Dave Barry. Anytime a toilet, animal, plant, or person explodes, he's going to get emails out the wazoo about it, because... well, that's his thing, man. #2 - Posted by: Mollbot on June 25, 2003 08:30 PMWhoa, there, Frank. Don't slay the bearer of ill tidings and all that. I didn't email you about any monkeys. I think monkeys are nasty and dirty, but as long as they leave me alone, I'll do the same to them. Actually I feel mostly the same about hippies, except I already know they won't leave me alone, so why should I leave them alone? #4 - Posted by: Mollbot on June 25, 2003 09:27 PMBut, but, Frank, this doesn't mean monkeys are a dead subject ( no pun intended) at IMAO does it?? It's one of my favorite parts. I don't know why. They just are; so illogical it's always funny.. If monkeys are truly a think of the past here I will have to cry in to my beer(s) Say it ain't so Frank- tell me it was just cuz of a few of your stories about them...your 'monkey about me' page was the thing that made me come here !!! #5 - Posted by: Paul on June 25, 2003 10:09 PMps Frank- the stuffed gorilla I was gonna include in my NTM pic just wouldn't be relavent anymore ! #6 - Posted by: Paul on June 25, 2003 10:11 PMNo, monkeys will still appear. I was just venting. #7 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 25, 2003 10:40 PMoh, thanks g-d Frank !! I shall keep my monkey references to a minimum from now on ! #8 - Posted by: Paul on June 26, 2003 12:13 AMUh, Frank? You're not going to like this. At least they're no longer promoting it as a health aid. But the thought that anyone ever did is...unpleasant, to say the least. #9 - Posted by: Ken Summers on June 26, 2003 12:25 AMHow about bunnies? Rabbit fever in Nebraska! #11 - Posted by: Jennifer on June 26, 2003 03:47 AMserenity, you were the first one to give me the story, at least. #12 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 26, 2003 06:51 AMWhat about buffy tufted-ear marmosets? Can we still bring them up and say their name, buffy tufted-ear marmosets, over and over again because it's just too funny on its own? #13 - Posted by: Brian J. on June 26, 2003 08:50 AMWhile the monkey story is amusing, scroll down a little farther on that page to see one that is even better. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_215916.html ah, those wacky wacky chinese. #14 - Posted by: defenseguy on June 26, 2003 09:07 AMDefecating on tigers...nice. #15 - Posted by: Jennifer on June 26, 2003 09:14 AMJust so that we are clear.... I am absolutely against defecating on tigers. #16 - Posted by: defenseguy on June 26, 2003 11:48 AMI would have to declare myself neutral on that issue. #17 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 26, 2003 12:11 PMBuffy-tufted ear marmosets! Bwaaahahaha! Sorry, I can't help myself. #18 - Posted by: Brian J. on June 26, 2003 03:38 PMI would say the tigers took care of the whole defecating on tigers issue by themselves. #19 - Posted by: Jennifer on June 26, 2003 09:11 PMPost a comment
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