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July 13, 2003
Evil Plotting
It's Sunday, which means it's time to plot the destruction of Instapundit. A number of sites didn't link to me on my blogiversary, but, of all those sites, Instapundit didn't link to me the most. It was almost as if Glenn Reynolds wrote, "Hey! Look at me! I'm not linking to IMAO!" I know he fears my rise to power, and thus is working to undermine me… but I shall do him in first! Everyone already knows that Glenn Reynolds puts puppies in blenders, but I need more than that to completely annihilate Instapundit. Oh, the plans I have for him; he will wish he never even thought of blogging. Muh ha ha ha ha! ...okay, I got nothing. I don't have a plan yet. But I shall put every other thought to the destruction of Instapundit (well, every third thought). I shall come up with a plan, and then I will be the greatest blog out there. No one will be able to stop me. No one! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Okay, I'm done now. UPDATE: I got it! Let's send him a mass hate mail campaign to unnerve him. We'll each send him one e-mail with the subject "You Are Hated" and then have this as the body: I hate you. Just click on the e-mail link above or do it yourself (I've already sent mine). Don't tell him I'm behind this, though; let him think this was all spontaneous. 23 Responses To "Evil Plotting"
No no no. Glenn puts the puppies in the microwave. The kittens go in the blender for his warmongering death pig cocktail parties. Jeebus. If you're going to slander the man do it properly. #1 - Posted by: Craig Ranapia (Other Pundit) on July 13, 2003 12:23 PMSheesh, Craig--get your facts straight! The HAMSTERS go in the microwave, the puppies in the blender, and he puts the kittens on the Hibachi. #2 - Posted by: Susie on July 13, 2003 12:36 PMNo! No! No! He puts the kittens in the Wok and the monkeys on the hibachi. Sheesh! Frank, if I'm to be forced to educate your readers, I demand a space on your blogroll. #3 - Posted by: serenity on July 13, 2003 12:44 PMSo, like, what's in it for us? Your business model seems a bit thin in the regard... Tell ya what. How about a HUGE plug for Blaster's post of the Aikido video? #4 - Posted by: Wind Rider on July 13, 2003 01:29 PME-mail Sent! :) #5 - Posted by: John T. on July 13, 2003 01:35 PMEmail sent. I'll mention Blaster's deception in Links of the Day. The actual video will go up when I get enough Peace Gallery pictures for another update. #7 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 13, 2003 01:50 PMI even used cut and paste for the body of the e-mail. Muh ha ha ha! He must be going crazy with finding out how many people hate him! #9 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 13, 2003 01:56 PMSerenity's right! I want a space on your blogroll, too, at least I want one reserved for in case I ever get a blog. Besides, everybody knows that it's cats that go in the blender. #10 - Posted by: Ken Summers on July 13, 2003 02:05 PMI shall come up with a plan, and then I will be the greatest blog out there. No one will be able to stop me. No one! Bwa ha ha ha ha!Careful, my young Padawan, you're treading on precariously thin ice there ;) #11 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on July 13, 2003 02:54 PM In fact, I'd call it an ice necklace at the moment.... #12 - Posted by: Bill Quick on July 13, 2003 03:19 PMYo dude its cool that your trashing some internet geeks rep and all, but Instapundit does have a link to you. Your making a big fuss over nuttin!--- Ok he has you at # 149 on his list.--Must not think your important enough.---Probably because your doing the satire shtick---think if it was the best seller list you wouldn't be in the top 20 --- your not even on the bilboard chart--- The nosebleed section of his blogsite.-- Dude thats like the WB section at the Emmy awards ceremony. --Your getting the Jessi Jackson seats at the convention. --Your hotel reservations are being bumped for Hillary Clinton's Parents fresh in from Sarasota.- Yup, after giving it a think, I'd be pissed if I were you. #13 - Posted by: Papshmear on July 13, 2003 05:21 PMDoes this mean I get to put you on my hit list? I dutifully put in a plug for your site in a conspicuous location on my Web site, and you still haven't repaid the favor. There are others in a similar situation. Bloodthirsty Warmonger Hey, just send me a post for Links of the Day and Frankie-boy will give you linkage. Frank loves all bloggers. Instapundit hate bloggers. Instapundit bad. #15 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 13, 2003 05:40 PMLooks like Glen has responded to the campaign already: "(I swear that people send even more email when I go offline, even not counting Frank at IMAO's spambots).http://www.instapundit.com/ Email Sent #17 - Posted by: Jon Norman on July 13, 2003 07:24 PMAnd by the way, serenity is right about kittens being in the wok and monkeys on the habachi! #18 - Posted by: Jon Norman Again on July 13, 2003 07:25 PMIf this were hockey play-by-play: Frank takes a shot at the apparently open net but NOOOOOOO! Reynolds appears outta no-where and deflects the puck! Actually, though, I'm sure it was an unintentional oversight that he left off the a href="..... He was just in such a hurry to link to IMAO, is all. #19 - Posted by: Wind Rider on July 13, 2003 07:28 PMSo are we actually suppose to say we hate him...... cause i got yelled at for this before. #20 - Posted by: Joey D on July 14, 2003 12:08 AMFrank, you are just adorable. Your arch-nemesis may sometimes do the occasional parody that really hits it out of the park--but he will NEVER be as cute as you are. I've been meaning to do this myself sometime soon; my ratings are down and I need to create a spike. I had thought about nosing around Orrin Hatch's website, but I fear that's been done. Nothing else to do but PICK A FIGHT WITH ANOTHER BLOGGER! #21 - Posted by: Little Miss Attila on July 14, 2003 04:50 AMJoey D., Attila, hey now, i thought it froze, and like a normal guy, clicked "post" 230495 times out of hate for that computer #23 - Posted by: Joey D on July 15, 2003 11:51 PMPost a comment
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