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July 16, 2003
Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One Starts Now!
Man, this is a lot of work for one permalink, and I'm just talking about my side to organize this. I decided to sweeten the pot a little, in that the winner will not only get added permanently to my regular blogroll, but get a spot at the top also right under Rachel Lucas and above Liberal Assclown. Plus, the winner can fives times send me a post and it automatically goes to the top of that day's Links of the Day™. Anyway, using random numbers from random.org, here are the six groups (three of seven and three of six): Group A: Group B: Group C: Group D: Group E: Group F: And here is the schedule: NOW Group A Gets question Winners are announced an undetermined time after each poll closes, and poll results will be hidden while the poll is running. Anyway, here are the questions for Group A. They are to be e-mailed to me, and no one can reveal what his or her answers is to the short answer question as the voting is to be blind to who wrote it. If anyone reveals on their site or elsewhere which entry they wrote, they will be disqualified. GROUP A QUESTIONS: What is the name of your site? SHORT ANSWER QUESTION: In 200 words or less, describe a situation or crisis in which Aquaman would be a great superhero. Answers are due 24 hours from this posting. Godspeed. 16 Responses To "Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One Starts Now!"
Wouldn't it be simplier to just buy a Nuke The Moon T-shirt?(Gallery Picture coming soon) #1 - Posted by: Dax Montana on July 16, 2003 08:08 PMMwah ha ha ha! My (ahem) semi-virgin sacrifice to the Humor god (Frank J., of course. What? You were thinking Scrappleface? Get thee behind me!) must have worked 'cause now my upcoming vacation is no longer a factor. #2 - Posted by: LittleA on July 16, 2003 08:19 PMAw crap, I'm in group F. Well, this'll gimmee time to work out my template probs! #4 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on July 16, 2003 08:41 PMI, too am in group F. I hope I remember I'm in this thing:P From the looks of it, Frank is going to be awfully tricky. A situation or crisis in which Aquaman would be a great superhero? Aside from the obvious answer ("underwater"), that seems impossible. I think its a trick. Take note group A... #5 - Posted by: Mark on July 16, 2003 09:09 PMWell, you won't get e-mail reminders, so you'll have to keep regularly reading my site (oh no! not that!). #6 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 16, 2003 09:18 PMHey, Frank - speaking of Nuke the Moon T-Shirts.... I have received The Shirt. I can already feel its power infusing me, 'tho I've yet to put it on. Yea, verily, when I take The Picture of me in The Shirt wielding my bastard sword, I shall attain Ultimate Power! And I shall use the Ultimate Power! to destroy the enemies of Frank J, including hippies, commies, the part of Glenn Reynolds' brain that keeps him from linking Frank J, the popularity of Scrappleface, Democrats (except Zell Miller), anyone who criticizes Buck The Marine, anyone who gets in the way of Buck The Marine getting together with the Fox News Reporter, and so on and so forth. Yes! I gaze upon The Shirt and forthwith my senses grow keen and my sword-arm grows strong! I may even wear my Nuke The Moon shirt for fencing practice this weekend... whoa, talk about Invincible. #7 - Posted by: Dave on July 16, 2003 09:47 PMWell, I tried to finagle another permalink after Mean Mr. Mustard announced he would discontinue his blog, but Frank J. sicced Chomps on that suggestion. It didn't stand a chance.:( Oh well, at least he changed the blog to "Over the Edge" (the rest of my Web site retains the name of "ColoradoPsycho.com.") #8 - Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger on July 16, 2003 10:18 PMWow, that really is long and drawn-out...of course I would never question your judgment, but methinks you could have shortened things by announcing the new questions when posting the poll. On the other hand, participants get lengthier times in the spotlight by drawing things out. Being in group F, my time will be this fall. :-) #9 - Posted by: Jennifer on July 16, 2003 11:03 PMWow, that is the greatest question ever... Frank J. You are a good man! #10 - Posted by: Reed on July 16, 2003 11:10 PMIts almost as if a technically-minded engineer came up with this contest a la Dilbert's various adventures. Weeeiiirrddddd. #11 - Posted by: Neo Anderson on July 17, 2003 12:58 AMSo it will be August before someone might vote me off the island? Frank, do you really think our attention spans are that long? #12 - Posted by: Susie on July 17, 2003 01:12 AMName: Advanced Combo Tricks Short Response in 5 words: "Wonder Woman Takes a Bath" #14 - Posted by: Tony Hagale on July 18, 2003 01:20 AMAnd...in my sleep deprived state, I screwed up. :) Apologies all around... #15 - Posted by: Tony Hagale on July 18, 2003 01:21 AMThat's okay; you can try again when I repeat the contest next decade :) #16 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 18, 2003 06:40 AMPost a comment
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