Once a week, or a serial with lots of "To be continued's". Making them shorter, for most of your storylines, would cramp your writing and deform the theme. I for one am more than happy with whatever largesse you choose to dispense.

Hmmm..I vote for once a week rather than the "To Be Continued" idea.

And I agree that you should spend less time on your blog so you can find a Mrs. Frank J

(and also so that the rest of us can take some of your traffic away -muhaha...muhaha...MUHAHAHAHAHA)

We require more of our favorite Slaughterer in Cheif, Rummy, the Belligerent Warmongerer.

Will Chomps keep his U.N. bucket hat for a chew toy, or do you suppose the cheap blue paint might give him indigestion?

You should write a post on how much you like bloggers named James.

Just a thought.

Hobbies are expensive.

Attempts at Mrs. J. are also expensive.

Stick to the blog, bank the money, and in forty years you'll have all the twenty-four year old models vying for your wealthy affection.

Frank, we don't want you to burn out, so cutting back is a good idea. Plenty of bloggers don't post on weekends, so after your normal post on Friday, just walk away and don't come back until Monday morning. You've spoiled us, but we'll adapt. :-)

How about Chomps The World's Angriest Dog meets Fifi the world's horniest slut poodle?

My vote is for more "To Be Continued." You write it in one day; break it up into five and your work is done!

As for the off-topic stuff: Poodles, are, by definition, French, and I suspect that would make Chomps angry. Also, I'm sure horney sluts make Chomps angry, spinsters make Chomps angry, The Flying Freakin' Nun probably makes Chomps angry! No, Chomps will be a lonely Angry dog--just him and his boy.

Maybe you need more sugar. check this out, I found it at http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/vol7/V7N0.htm

For some reason we've never really covered Geek Food. I'm talking about all those so-called "food" items that are so refined that they have almost zero nutrients. Geeks also love comic books that featured superheroes. And maybe that is the reason why there is a Web site that combines but comic book superheroes and empty food. It is call The Hostess Page and it is available at http://seanbaby.com/hostess.htm. The Web site reports that in addition to fighting evil villains and criminals, superheroes also have an affinity for sugary cakes and pies. The Webmaster has posted scans comic-book heroes shilling in Hostess ads from the '70s. For example, Aquaman credits Twinkies with giving meaning to his life, and Captain America saves the planet with the help of Fruit Pies, while Wonder Woman defeats her enemies using Hostess Cup Cakes. There are over 200 illustrations showing how superheroes use the power of sugar to defeat evil.

Maybe you would be able to finally vanquish the puppy blender

Just fucking* give me a damn* link on your blogroll. You know I deserve it!

*Appropriately censored for the young children in the audience.