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August 01, 2003
Me and My WMD
Inspectors are getting more optimistic about finding the WMD's. That gets me thinking of all the cool things we can do when we have them. Sounds like another good time to rip-off Letterman. TOP TEN THINGS WE CAN DO WITH IRAQ'S WMD'S 10. Put two biological weapons in an arena and have them fight it out. Kill! Kill! 9. Finally get rid of those gophers. 8. Sell them to another country for a big profit. Attack country and steal it's oil for proliferating nuclear weapons. 7. Hold world hostage for one meeeelion dollars. Spend the money on booze. 6. Yell "Whoops!" and drop them all over Saudi Arabia. 5. Hide them and challenge U.N. inspectors to find them again. Make fun of them when they don't. 4. Bully Canada for its lunch money. Spend the money on booze. 3. Combine all the WMD's into one super WMD. Now even Aquaman won't be able to stop us. Muh ha ha ha! 2. New Gallagher act where he nukes the watermelon in the end. Caution: those of you in the first three rows will get radiated. And the number one thing we can do with Iraq's WMD's... Sell France "Not Anthrax" brand powdered sugar. 7 Responses To "Me and My WMD"
Look at all these possibilites. I sure hope we have enough to do all ten. Why again do we want Canadian money? Their beer sucks. #1 - Posted by: Tim E on August 1, 2003 08:21 AM"If you don't have WMD's, WMD's will be provided for you by a large aircraft." I was suprised by one missing item from your list. I'm thinking back to the movie Little Nicky where Hitler gets to enjoy a refreshing pineapple... #2 - Posted by: LibertyBob on August 1, 2003 08:30 AM"Why again do we want Canadian money? Their beer sucks." Just cuz we have Canada's money doesn't mean we have to buy Canada's beer. Even if we did, Moosehead is pretty good stuff..... no, the beer. #3 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on August 1, 2003 09:39 AMCan't we just shoot all of them at Ritter and Fisk? Maybe throw in Geraldo and the entire crew of the BBC as well.
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Tim Frank, Letterman should bow down in your presence. #5 - Posted by: SallyVee on August 1, 2003 11:02 AMI'm sure you've seen this Monkey related Weapon of Mass Destruction What next, monkeys blogging? #6 - Posted by: ken on August 1, 2003 12:39 PMAnd the number one thing we can do with Iraq's WMD's... Sell France "Not Anthrax" brand powdered sugar. yet again, i must clean my monitor. cheers from a french-canadian/irishman who likes to spend other people's lunch money on guiness #7 - Posted by: Chris Thomas on August 1, 2003 02:59 PMPost a comment
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