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August 06, 2003
Frank Answers: Arch de Triumph, Justice League vs. Arab League, and Shooting Lasers at the Speed of Light
I've been too busy for Frank Answers™ lately, but that should change later. So keep those questions coming. Shawn F. from Louisville, Kentucky writes: I assume it was built by one of the many nations that "triumphed" in conquering France, and then eventually got bored and left. The French probably haven't knocked it down because they are scared of it.
Justice League would so kick the Arab League's ass. Superman would personally punch many of them into the sun. Batman when hit them with his batarang and then kick them good. Unfortunately, Aquaman would get whupped by Amr Moussa, but the Flash would quickly run by, grab Aquaman, and then run to the Alps where they could go skiing while the rest of the Justice League takes care of business.
Well, this question has to do with the theory of relativity, which states: "Stuff is relative to other stuff." So, whether firing a laser while going the speed of light will work is relative to everything else. Are you angry when you fire it? What day of the week is it? What color is your spacecraft? Are you a Beatles fan? If your answer to any of these questions was something, then the answer to your query is maybe. * * * * Please keep the questions coming, e-mailing me with the subject "Frank Answers" and include your name and town after the question and blog URL if you have one. Since I like the whole name and town dynamic, if you don't give me a place you're from, I'll randomly select one. 16 Responses To "Frank Answers: Arch de Triumph, Justice League vs. Arab League, and Shooting Lasers at the Speed of Light"
Since lasers travel the speed of light in any frame of reference they will travel away from you at the speed of ligt no matter what speed you're going relative to your target. From the target's perspective they will get hit before you shoot. Thus it's even better than faster than sound missiles which merely hit people before they hear them. You will not, however, shoot yourself. >> hearing the U.S. National Anthem was absolutely precious. (I hope it really bothered the EMB in the crowd.) Unfortunately, the French probably wren't very upset by it. They're pretty accusomted to hearing other countries' anthems played in their capital. Just another civic event for them. #2 - Posted by: Pierre on August 6, 2003 01:34 PMWhen firing a laser while going faster than the speed of light, scoot either left or right immdeiately afterwards, otherwise when you stop to take the oil, the laser will catch up to you and blast you in the ass. This is bad. Remember: Shoot, scoot, THEN loot. #3 - Posted by: Bubba on August 6, 2003 01:52 PMi ran into a bunch of people who believe approximately Frank's version of the theory of relativity, and apply it to philosophy, including moral philosophy. (morality is relative to our culture b/c Einstein said so). it was scary. #4 - Posted by: Elliot Temple on August 6, 2003 02:11 PMAs long as it's not the Justice League from the crappy cartoon show. Hate to say it, but the Arab League would probably pull out a draw against them... If your answer to any of these questions was something, then the answer to your query is maybe. How very zen. #6 - Posted by: aelfheld on August 6, 2003 04:52 PMAre you suggesting that there is something going on between Aquaman and the Flash? I can see maybe Aquaman swinging that way, but I never knew about the Flash. #7 - Posted by: LibertyBob on August 6, 2003 06:20 PMThe Arc de Triumph I believe was commisioned by Napolean. This was possible because of the First Rule of French Warfare: The French only win when not led by a Frenchman. Napolean was a Corsican. #8 - Posted by: Nephi on August 7, 2003 04:35 PMSorry to disagree, but Frank was right I believe the Arc de Triumph was built by the Romans when they conquered France. #9 - Posted by: David on August 7, 2003 05:19 PMNo, I think it was commisioned by Napoleon. It's not old enough to be Roman. #10 - Posted by: LACAstronomer on August 7, 2003 08:39 PMKinda dumb to argue something that can be looked up http://www.paristours.com/paristours_articles.php?lang=en&monument=1 #11 - Posted by: melvin toast on August 7, 2003 09:24 PMThe Arc de Triomphe was commisioned by Napoleon. Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. propecia Post a comment
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