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August 05, 2003
Links of the Day
Posted by Frank J. at 10:26 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (5)

The puppy blender has linked to me again... this time not off-handedly. Linking to me like this sort of puts a damper in my war against him. Perhaps it’s another insidious plot of his, or maybe it's time for us to sit down at a bar and share a round of puppy shakes as a measure of friendship. If that happens, though, what do I do with all the evil plots I have left?

Google rejected Bill Quick for their Adsense same as they did me. Peh! I spit at Google. BTW, everyone click on the banner above and try out Netflix for free!

Glenn, who's black apparently, doesn't like how Susie dotes upon me. I think anytime my name is mentioned by a blogger, everyone should stop and take notice.

First they come to take your comics. Then they come to take you sci-fi novels. Next they come and take your Magic: The Gathering cards. Finally, they may actually come and take something I care about.

Howard Dean is stealing from the IDF!

Also, I have my first ad up for blog ads. Everyone click on it. I hadn't had much luck with blog ads yet; I thought I was asking for a fair amount considering the traffic I get, but no takers. Well, I'll be on my way to making millions sooner or later.

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5 Responses To "Links of the Day"

Dude. I think those chicks like you!

Or maybe they just want help on their PSAT's!

#1 - Posted by: blaster on August 5, 2003 11:34 PM

Tell Glenn Reynolds that he stole my name and I'll be needing it back soon. I need to be at work at 6 AM which would be 8 or 9 his time. Plenty of time really.

#2 - Posted by: glenn on August 6, 2003 01:49 AM

I suggest that you keep your evil schemes in a file drawer until you need them. It's probably good to carry one or two in your wallet just in case. Just because the mighty awesomeness of your scheming was enough to bring one enemy to submission, there is always the possibility of others coming along (or possible swinging through the trees.)

#3 - Posted by: LibertyBob on August 6, 2003 08:40 AM

Over at israeliguy.blogspot.com, IMAO is listed on the links immediately under Mutated Monkeys. Yegads!

#4 - Posted by: Carolinian on August 6, 2003 11:38 AM

If you have evil plots you're not using, let me know and I'll put them into my film. God knows it could do with a plot...

#5 - Posted by: Pixy Misa on August 7, 2003 12:25 PM
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