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August 10, 2003
Happy Silly Sister Day!
Today my younger sister Sarah, turns 22. Thus I make this National Silly Sister Day, a celebration of silly younger sisters. In addition, if any big Hollywood producers are reading this, if you need a hot, up and coming costume designer, my silly sister Sarah is perfect for the job. I'm also still available for any leading roles in action films. BTW, your present is going to be a little late, Silly. I did the smart thing, though, and used one of the icons on the right to go to Amazon.com to order it so my website gets credit for it. Now that I'm an affiliate, it's like I get my own personal discount! NOTE: Do not make your own webpage and become an Amazon.com affiliate; only use my icons to order from them. I deserve the money more. 16 Responses To "Happy Silly Sister Day!"
How hot is your sister? Is she single and post a picture please. #1 - Posted by: on August 10, 2003 11:30 AMGo away. And I'll have a picture up of her as soon as she has one of her wearing the Nuke the Moon t-shirt and holding a gun. #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 10, 2003 12:00 PMStinki, Thanks! I always wondered why my birthday wasn't a national holiday. Now that it is, I can get back to thinking about clothes . . . and accesories! Love, - oh, and Happy B-Day Dana! #5 - Posted by: Sarah on August 10, 2003 03:40 PMHappy B-day, Sarah (and Dana). I also have a silly younger sister. Silly sisters are great! Everyone should have one. #6 - Posted by: Mike Zeares on August 10, 2003 09:21 PMHey, I remember you wanted grammar corrections...how bout the one for "NOTE: Do not make your own webpage and become and Amazon.com affiliate"... #7 - Posted by: Chris on August 10, 2003 10:28 PMAnd another: "on the right to got to Amazon.com" I hope this ensures the eternal correctness of all of IMAO's ways. BTW, I actually know someone I call "silly Sara." Coincidence? No, not your sister; this girl doesn't wear a Nuke the Moon shirt. Yet. #8 - Posted by: Chris on August 10, 2003 10:32 PMChris, Grr... #9 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 10, 2003 10:36 PMI offer two mules for your sister Sarah. If the price is higher then I respectfully withdraw to my cave. Greetings, I am a wealthy Hollywood producer who is scanning the comment threads of weblogs in the hope that I might find a hot up-and-comming costume designer. If you know of a person who fits this bill, please contact one of my many secretaries, who are in Hollywood. Respectfully, H.E. Pennypacker #11 - Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker on August 11, 2003 07:56 AMHey, Happy Bday Sarah & Dana. I have no silly younger sisters, only one of the older, more serious variety. And Frank -- "Stinki"?!?! J #12 - Posted by: President Fielek on August 11, 2003 09:01 AMThanks, everybody. I really didn't mean to hijack Frank's comments, or take away from Sarah's day. Just thought it was a cool coincidence. :) #13 - Posted by: Dana on August 11, 2003 11:35 AMFielek, Stinki, eh...*files name away--to be used at a later venue* #15 - Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on August 11, 2003 03:32 PMStinki, You started calling me "silly" in RETALIATION for me calling you Stinki, and you know it! (I was wondering how long it would take before one you picked up on the nickname) and Dana, Love, #16 - Posted by: Sarah on August 11, 2003 10:03 PMPost a comment
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