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August 15, 2003
The Great Blog War Update
Annika has a stirring speech for any of you who still sit on the sidelines. Plus, she is in the running for sexiest female blogger; she gets my support. We still need someone to host our headquarters (it's free hits), and then we have to decide on our name and banner. Next will be a media campaign like none will have ever seen, in which the evils of the Enemy will be exposed and people will know that we control the blogosphere and thus the future. There will be much plotting this weekend. Perhaps an e-mail list may be in an order. BTW, here is more mockery from the Enemy. I smell fear. 8 Responses To "The Great Blog War Update"
I have nominated you in Alice's Sexiest Male Blogger contest..... #1 - Posted by: Susie on August 15, 2003 11:47 AMBut what about the anti-war bloggers. They have rights too, you know. Peacenik smoothie anyone? #2 - Posted by: Edmund Burke on August 15, 2003 12:14 PMThanks for the nom, Susie. I don't have to pose shirtless like Aquaman, do I? #3 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 15, 2003 12:56 PMI believe all participants should be aware of the offical rules of Blog Warfare, which I will make up now: Section 2.112.3.2 "... Any Bloggers who choose to follow a Blog General into a Blog War must formally register with a neutral party." About actual warefare: Section 6.89.23.1 "... A Blog War will be conducted over a period of exactly 1 week. The Army with the highest total number of unique page views over that period will be the winner." And of course, the aftermath: Section 8.234.53.55 "... The Blogs of the Losing Army must display a Image of the Enemy General's design in a promenent position on their Home Pages of a period of 1 Week. In addition, and Losing Bloggers must write only one Blog entry for the following Day, A description of why they suck, and the Enemy General is so great. In addition, Losing Generals website will be disabled for 24 hours, and all traffic must be redirected to the Victorious General's Website." There are no spoils of a Blog War, no one benefits from a war. #4 - Posted by: Bob on August 15, 2003 01:11 PMYou fiend! What have you done to the poor innocent Annika? Release her at once from your spell! #5 - Posted by: Mike Smith on August 15, 2003 02:01 PMHmm...or we can declare war on people who put up snotty polls about us, only to have them pull a diversionary stunt by declaring war on yet another blogger. And we can drag it out until traffic ceases to grow. Or until TTLB works and we can count up our links. Were do I sign,, I love war...how much are you paying? #7 - Posted by: oldandevil on August 15, 2003 02:39 PMSo the puppy blender says "LET THIS serve as a warning to Frank J." And then he links to europeans. Heh. He has europeans on his side. #8 - Posted by: Ken Summers on August 15, 2003 03:05 PMPost a comment
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