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August 15, 2003
Blog War Update
I've added more Alliance members to the list on my sidebar. There is still time to join us by e-mailing me with the subject "WAR!!!". The poll is up for sexiest female blogger. Go and vote for Annika, as she deserves to win because of her rousing speech about the Alliance (and because she is sexy). It is important that an Alliance member wins. The Emperor has incontrovertible proof that the Enemy is behind the power outage. We declare war, and he knocks out the power grid; It will take more than that to intimidate us! I think I'm just going to just call us the “Blogging Alliance” or “the Alliance” for short. All your ideas were stupid. Sorry. Anyway, we need a banner! Anyone artistic out there? Jennifer, enemy of the Alliance and thus slave to the Enemy, sent me these ridiculous terms of surrender: Here is my response: Here are my terms: Okay, everyone, time to plot attacks against the Enemy and think of ways to gain media attention. Instapundo Delenda Est! UPDATE: White Glenn strikes back! Treachery!!! UPDATE II: Speaking of the Empire striking back... (hey, I look good in black. Maybe I should be voted the sexiest male blogger). 33 Responses To "Blog War Update"
Ummm you're a compatriot with yourself? Just curious. Also, can't we all just get along? Just curious. #1 - Posted by: cannon on August 15, 2003 06:33 PMNo. We cannot all get along. Now go away and stop being curious. #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 15, 2003 06:38 PMI'm sorry, I can't vote for my competition! (good luck, Annika :) ) #4 - Posted by: Ith on August 15, 2003 07:15 PMNo! This war must be stopped! Don't you know that the world could very well be destroyed as you battle? The forces you unleash could result in a fiery cataclysm that would spell the doom of us all. 'Course, on the other hand, I've gotta admit that would be pretty cool. Never mind. #5 - Posted by: Evil Otto on August 15, 2003 09:09 PMWhile Annika IS dreadfully sexy, I find it odd Frank, that you are totally mute on the topic of Rachel Lucas. She's a candidate as well, you know. We all know of your not-so-secret crush on Rachel, and that she was a direct influence upon you beginning IMAO. I find it interesting that you seem to have completly written her off. As for me I'm happy to report that I have voted TWICE: once for each of them. I cannot possibly make up MY mind, Frank. So how about you? #6 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on August 15, 2003 09:11 PMPS - Yes, to vote twice I had to use TWO computers - but hey, if I can't surf the net at work, then why would I go? #7 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on August 15, 2003 09:14 PMI'm conflicted about which side to support. Although I've gotten a lot of useful information from Frank J.'s "Know Thy Enemy" category, I was once saved by a ninja and his pet monkey from a violently attacking puppy... #8 - Posted by: Joel on August 15, 2003 10:10 PMerm..I believe that in your youth your memory got confused Joel...Monkeys are bad(kill them) Puppies good (blend them)...Ninjas are a figment of Frank's image... yikes! *damn that hurt!* watch out for them damn ninnys..erm ninjas! #9 - Posted by: WarMonkey on August 16, 2003 01:44 AMRachel is the sexiest woman on the earth.. Frank, have you lost ur mind? Give her a break..she's been a bit busy moving and all... and poor Sunny seems to be lacking Grackles to chomp...poor doggie :( #10 - Posted by: WarMonkey on August 16, 2003 01:55 AMPoor old Rachel has succomb to the dark side of the evil white Glenn. I heard a nasty rumor that she will be his queen (of the damned) once he conquors all of bloggerland. I warned you people! I warned you! #11 - Posted by: Justin on August 16, 2003 09:20 AMFrank and the Army of Light, Feel free to drop by the blog and read the war haiku in your honor. Here's hoping Frank's steel-toed boot goes so far up Glenn's ass that he can polish the sole with his tongue. Some sample haiku: *** Instapundit? hell-- shot while in mid-sex *** As David Lynch famously scrawled on his plastic cow sculpture: EAT MY FEAR. Yours, K PS: I do have to apologize, though. I have actually eaten dog. #12 - Posted by: Kevin Kim on August 16, 2003 09:44 AMIt is important that an Alliance member wins. Channeling Hitler now? You keep waffling between Communism and Nazism...pick one and stick with it so I can post about one or the other. you must see : Though no hostile action has yet to be declared against us. I would hereby wish to announce France's terms of surrender to your coalition. The terms of this surrender are as follows:
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