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August 16, 2003
Weekend War Update
Posted by Frank J. at 04:47 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

I must be ready for war, because I woke up this morning punching. I had a dream that some guy was being an ass, and I woke up throwing a left jab into the air (after jabbing him, I was prepared to pin him to the ground by his neck with my right hand and talk some sense to him; of course the plan was aborted when I realized it was a dream). Anyway, if that punk appears in another dream, he is so going to get it, and the break of morn is not going to save him this time.

It's the weekend, and I have a lot to do, but I wanted to put out a quick war update. Susie (who adores me and always will, Jennifer) has made space for an Alliance HQ. Now, I'm a very busy man, so I will need some Alliance members to pick up some of the slack and maybe take over keeping track of Alliance blogs (which I will keep a list of on my main page) and then also blogless Alliance members.


The next step is to get a banner for the Blogger Alliance that all of us can have that will link the HQ. Once we are nice and organized, we need to put out a press release announcing that there is a fight in the internet world for control of the blogosphere. Hopefully there will be some news outlets gullible intrepid enough to follow up. Anyone have some experience with press releases and want to be our Press Secretary?

There are new members to the Alliance. Check them out as many have a statement of their joining (the newest ones will be at the bottom of the compatriots list). There is still time to join up now, but in the future we will be more critical of taking new members.

Oh, and, if you haven't yet, vote for Alliance member Annika as sexiest female blogger. The Alliance must win this competition! If you have access to multiple computers or know of other cheating methods, use them.

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16 Responses To "Weekend War Update"

I'm still holding to a Swiss like position of nuetrality here - awaiting the appearance of either Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, or the outcome of a steel cage match...

#1 - Posted by: Wind Rider on August 16, 2003 05:35 PM

Hey, look! Jen can make snotty polls, too!

#2 - Posted by: Jennifer on August 16, 2003 05:56 PM

Wind Rider

Tell the truth, you cant do anything until your matriarch Helen Clark says so.

#3 - Posted by: Gary on August 16, 2003 06:43 PM

The headquaters looks amateurish, man. I could, should, would and HAVE made a better one. But it's not a blog :-( .

If you are an ally and want to see it, e-mail me.

#4 - Posted by: Metal Phoenix on August 16, 2003 08:42 PM

Hey, check out the URL I'm using.
Shocking revelations about the puppy blender! The horror! The horror!

#5 - Posted by: Metal Phoenix on August 16, 2003 08:56 PM

Frank....have you seen this site?

The Enemy

#6 - Posted by: serenity on August 16, 2003 09:09 PM

I'm in, Sir!

I'll be The Grizzled Old Sergeant with the Drinking Problem.

#7 - Posted by: Ken Summers on August 16, 2003 10:02 PM

Maybe we could call ourselves the "Justice League" in dear memory of that homo Aquaman?

#8 - Posted by: justin on August 16, 2003 10:15 PM

Frank,

Here is my Declaration of War! Save the Puppies!

Yours,
Wince

#9 - Posted by: Wince and Nod on August 16, 2003 11:41 PM

Uh Frank,

I was hanging out over at Michele's, and Kathy K pointed out that White Glenn has bellicose women on his side.

I like bellicose women.

I mean, I really, really like bellicose women.

Do you have some bellicose women on your side, Frank? I really think you should get some. Soon.

Real soon.

Rambo, Yorkie o' Death likes bellicose women, too. You want Rambo on your side, don't you, Frank?

#10 - Posted by: Ken Summers on August 16, 2003 11:53 PM

Hey. I'm pretty bellicose. Fear not.

#11 - Posted by: Little Miss Attila on August 17, 2003 05:41 AM

No No, No cheating on my account! We must take the high and honorable road comrades!

#12 - Posted by: annika! on August 17, 2003 06:57 PM

We're not comrades! No more soviet refrences.

#13 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 17, 2003 07:12 PM

But aren't we at war? Isn't "comrade" a perfectly acceptable term then?

#14 - Posted by: Metal Phoenix on August 17, 2003 07:29 PM

Compatriot or "bud" is preferrable.

#15 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 17, 2003 09:54 PM

Brothers in arms? Sisters in arms? Siblings in arms?

#16 - Posted by: Little Miss Attila on August 19, 2003 01:03 AM
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