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August 16, 2003
Take That, Puppy Blender
Posted by Frank J. at 11:37 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

Go to White Glenn's site and you'll notice up in corner he has a completely fabricated quote. Dirty pool. If lies is the game, I gave an anonymous phone tip to PETA and ended up getting Glenn Reynolds arrested. He'll probably make bail pretty quickly, but that should slow the bastard down.

Rating: 2.5/5 (1 vote cast)

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13 Responses To "Take That, Puppy Blender"

Frank,

Argh! I just declared war and I'm already being plagued by protesters!

Yours,
Wince

#1 - Posted by: Wince and Nod on August 16, 2003 11:45 PM

Gee, I hit the "printer friendly," button of this article and a whole new article appeared:
"House OKs Bill to Allow Importation of Cheaper Prescription Drugs."

Looks like to me a fabricated report. Frank J., do you think we are that stupid? Ok, you can get yourself out of this by posting it was a joke. Character assasination, anyone?

#2 - Posted by: Ikeepon on August 16, 2003 11:54 PM

Wow...talk about excellent reporting! Maybe that will dent White Glenn's ego.

#3 - Posted by: Metal Phoenix on August 16, 2003 11:56 PM

Ikeepon...you're not serious, are you?

#4 - Posted by: Jarred Nicholls on August 17, 2003 12:36 AM

Not a bad ploy for traffic, aye?

#5 - Posted by: Ikeepon on August 17, 2003 01:16 AM

"If there is any real evidence of such cruelty, I would expect Glenn Reynolds to serve hard time," said legal expert Raymond Davidson. "Even with a jury full of animal haters, putting a puppy in a blender would seem as an unusually depraved act, and I don't think he'll get any sympathy."

Frank rulz! kinda wants this war to end soon so you can get back to what I feel you do best..dissn our leaders..

Nice work!


#6 - Posted by: LMAO on August 17, 2003 01:48 AM

Heck, I going to have to get me one of these blog thingies too, just so I can kick some butt in a "fair and balanced" way.

I swear, those Al Frankin lovers seriously piss me off. Where's my .45?

#7 - Posted by: Jimbo on August 17, 2003 08:49 AM

Ikeepon, Frank has that article on his web server, not Fox News'. Frank's not a superior cracker like myself :-) He won't receive any more traffic from people that are ALREADY ON HIS SITE that click on that link. Kapeesh?

#8 - Posted by: Jarred Nicholls on August 17, 2003 01:37 PM

You might want to change the search link for white Glenn from "liberal assclown" to "puppy blender -imao" that gets instatpundit.com as google's first hit.

#9 - Posted by: Ikkonoishi on August 17, 2003 03:25 PM

All hail Instapundit, long may his reign last!
Pretenders and rebels all shall be crushed!
We who are faithful he will reward;
Glenn Reynolds will link us when this war has passed.

Let a thousand puppies blend.

#10 - Posted by: Axis of Naughty Vice-Information Minister Tim on August 17, 2003 08:52 PM

Take back thy words! Reign in thy dripping tongue!
Craven, wet with puppy blood, it fouls a
Better man than you, good sir: our master, Frank,
To whom your threats are utter vanities
Devoid of any consequence.
So get thee hence! And with you goes our word
That never we shall rest or wear the cloak
Of blackest cowardly despair
But as the waters slash the silent shore
Shall dauntless we pursue and doubtless put
You our canine quarry to the sword.

#11 - Posted by: ---v--- on August 17, 2003 11:07 PM

Nice little allusion to the fact that while there are fun, playful, productive wars going on, there are also evil, stupid wars happening out there in the blogosphere . . . I got it, even if no one else did.

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